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Sounds about right.
A little ditty, about Jack and Diane.
Dec 3, 2015 12:26 AM
ProbablyCrazier
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A little ditty, about Jack and Diane.
JulieKMcCarty
If JJ Abrams said "no Stars Wars and no Star Trek until we have competent gun control..." There I fixed it for you David Erlich.
Faolon
It's far easier to just steal the movie than to take guns away from rednecks.
ArmandLevinsky
Leah: "Aldern is peaceful, we have no weapons!" Vader: "We know, that's why it's the perfect target dumb-ass!"
theMediaman
Yeah, because the nerds are the problem.
andrewxc1335
"California has some of the strictest..." So clearly they aren't getting their guns from California. Probably getting them from Texas...
youwork
I've now added "un-fuck" to my vocabulary
GreenBeastie
total homicide # in USA 1977 - 19,120 1980 - 23,040 1983 - 19,310 1999 - 15,522 2002 - 16,229 2005 - 16,740 2014 - 14,249
GreenBeastie
Safest year ever in the franchise. Every other year a SW movie was released, the murder rate was higher.
thearticulategrunt
No, we would have him replaced instantly. Corporate America would not want to loose our money.
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RadioEngineerMonkey
All problems solved thanks to signs!
frustwrited
Lot of good gun control would have helped the rebellion. This doesn't even make sense.
Cptsnuggles
As a Canadian, I'd just be crying in the corner until you Americans figured everything out.
MarkWandrey
We expect that from America's attic.
puppyburrito
Oh godamnit now that song is in my head
ProbablyCrazier
Hats off to you sir, you appear to be the only one to have read it.
ProphetTenebrae
If I recall correctly, that's how we stopped Hitler.
MichaelSauter
lol right, look at how well the war on drugs is going. So let's outlaw guns that will work better, right?
SirDistic
Guns are not the only thing making America fucked.
KyleDelaney
Or they'd just steal the movie and pirate it...
TheyCallMeSMoney
This is possibly the most retarded thing i've seen today.
ProbablyCrazier
Slow day then eh?
mcbotulism
California has some of the strictest gun control laws in the country.
Faolon
It's a good thing California is an island.
al3sinth
Looks like all the guns were purchased legally and went through background checks.
MarkWandrey
Too bad it doesn't sink then.
JoshuaDreymann
I wish I could like this 15 times.
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
france has the strictest gun control in europe, and california has the striectest in the US. just sayin'
Flippidymozo
And they had ONE mass shooting this year, and we have HUNDREDS of them, EVERY year.
KjartanSkasgaard
Incorrect good sir, Scandinavia has the strictest gun control in europe with murder rate as low as a republican's IQ, jus sayin' tally ho!
ChuckZombie
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Excaleonfoot
There is no such thing as competent gun control
xrufus7x
There are lots of things that are considered Competent Gun Control. You just have to follow the numbers. But it is only a part of the puzzle
Opner
"gun control" is like "health care reform"... everyone is in favor of it, no one yelling for it actually understands what it means.
xrufus7x
Speak for yourself. I have done quite a bit of research on it and know that there are small changes that could make big differences.
Excaleonfoot
Baddies will always get guns no matter what. If someone goes crazy and wants to hurt people they will. Gun control only effects good guys
xrufus7x
2/2 Also, when the majority of these baddies are buying these guns legally, maybe it is a system we should look at.
xrufus7x
Ahh, the criminals will be criminals so why bother argument. Truly a classic. Except, why outlaw or regulate anything then? 1/2
MacRockatansky
No, not "why bother". It's " they'll be bad no matter what, so I'm going to look out for myself (which requires having a gun).
nicknsm69
I mean...addicts are going to do drugs anyway, why make drugs illegal?