Patrem

1280 pts ยท December 22, 2013


If you are reading this, truly, you have reached the darkest abyss of boredom.

Hmm, I wonder if you have strong opinions unrelated to the show.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You've perfectly combined the worst aspects of both choices.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do seat belt studies show survivorship bias? They definitely have to take mortalities into account.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Maybe you'd feel something if it was warmer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This decides it. The sole purpose of the internet is to confuse people who aren't on the internet.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it really that weird. Some restaurants, you pay for the table to be cleared. Some restaurants, you do it yourself.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that voids the warranty.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that guy from #4 really wants to taste his shit?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, but he lost someone he loved and she lost someone she didn't love. At the very least, both should be sad. And yes, I am fun at parties

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trick with square roots works using newton's method. I can't explain it in 140 chars, but google it or message me, it's pretty neat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well of course. Winning is the most American thing there is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean specifically not relevant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/seed/2001/02/the_myths_of_the_nobel_sperm_bank.html Apperantly the kids were mostly pretty smart though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think that's actually what happened. The manager wasn't actually that selective, and many of the donors were pretty shady.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty good thesis, I can see how you got so far in academia.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Quantum physics is tough though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, we think the cup is creepy, but that woman is about to drink a soul. I think she might have it beat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fittingly, I had to lean forward to see the gif.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well as long as someone leaves it's all okay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you tell the difference between faces when there's some distinguishing mark? A scar, for instance, or a birthmark?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's okay guys, the prank is about wanting 3.50. This guy wants 350, it's completely different. Total false alarm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I've never heard of a lennard-jones force. I guess I have a lot of stuff to catch up on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you talk a little about how this was made? I make physics simulators as a hobby, and I'd really like to know more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a scene where it's levitating, so I always thought it was a room temperature superconductor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kind of like it. Maybe staining would have worked too, but this seems fine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With this many bad photos he'll eventually have to sue himself for bringing his face out in public.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That... isn't actually true. It's not like everyone I know is at the median intelligence or higher.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I've seen approximately none of these. You cannot imagine how proud I am.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

One of these days a post titled like this will go on to haunt my dreams for decades.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else read those warrior cat books and then daydream about wreaking havoc with your normal human strength? No? Just me?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0