OliveTeal
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(Sorry it’s not clean)
Jan 21, 2018 12:40 AM
OliveTeal
181258
5030
226
(Sorry it’s not clean)
tknight
You're darn right it's not clean! How many times has that been copied?!?
Drakhma
LOL
duriancrumble
quality
RubelliteFae
"Meme"
Mentalfish
Tootle pip? Tootle. Pip? Can't believe I have to be the one to point it out. If this was real, the Dad would have revoked all tea privileges
AtsaMattaForYou
lawideas
The cool think about this is how much it totally happened and isn't just made-up bullshit for internet points.
JosXII
reading this hurts my eyes
billyO68
Where wiz mums gun
oo0ORB0oo
Pictures.... Please pictures.
JasonAbbadon
America ALWAYS wins!
ginganinja723
Tanntabo
Patrem
Well of course. Winning is the most American thing there is.
NeanderthalWarhol
“Yes neighbor, use this motorized wheelchair I use to manage my disability as a joke prop. Surely it will fit through your door...”
0neTonSoup
Who up votes this shit?
gerbilpmc
People.
cunninglinguist85
Pfft, stereotypes! We don’t sound like that old bean!
pheonixbig
Another lie,bullshittt
professionalbear
HAHA wow great stuff I’m positive this actually happened
TheManTheMythTheMildDissapointment
Then the whole bus clapped
NuNuDagobah
Gud jooooooobbbb
HeatherEK13
And gave her $20!
Jocktopus
That friend's name? Mia Khalifa.
MCSledgeHammer
I heard it was Baraco barner
WittyNameThatIsTaken
That old lady? Albert Einstein.
HellsBabysitter
Sup
CreamAndShit
And then the whole ward clapped.
Goldenbeer
And gave them each $100% chicken nuggets.
SmolRat
Do you guys feel the need to be so abundantly & excessively cynical when watching stand up comedy? If it made you laugh, that’s what matters
ImGettingMines
These stupid cringy fake stories are not really comparable to well written and practices stand up
Paoloc0mments
*toodle pip
relentlessthedecay
Glad someone else corrected this
imgurj17
As a Brit I have never heard the expression tootie pip. Reference?
NZSheeps
"Tootle pip" I've heard it as an ex-Brit. It's more of a stereotyped saying than an actual one.
TheTaterNutz
EMTsaidwhat
Pics or it didn't happen!
Dinkleburgg
Party pooper
AlienMark
Sometimes it’s nice to believe them for once
saucelord
i agree
TheTaterNutz
I might have believed it a bit when it was emailed to me by my grandfather 10 yrs ago
yobego
Please. You can easily do better than both of them.
Poxopi
As a british woman who has been with an American man for 3 years... this never happened.
NZSheeps
Perhaps it was a different couple?
Poxopi
Maybe I didn’t elaborate properly on what I meant. Nationality/accents are something not noticed for very long in relationships.
thatsagooddog
They are playing the stereotypes, not each other. Also am part of Brit/US couple and we definitely know the country stereotypes...
NZSheeps
Fair enough (140 character limits can be annoying).
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
And then her Dad had to pay his forfeit:
Vladstheawesome
More ketchup on this please.
Myfirstgirlfriendturnedintothemoon
Why don't I remember this? Which episode is this?
Muskrat42
He wore that shit during his stand up routine. I'm guessing this a gag for that. Its definitely not parks and rec.
lastname12
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FilYouWithMe
40 piece McNugget? The sizes go 4 (kids), 6, 10, 20, and 50. So either that lady was a dick and just ordered a random number.. Or you lie!
ManPlodTurd
Ronald, is that you?
Mooseshaver
Is there a 50 piece in the UK? I think all we can have is 20 Can’t order more than one lot of nuggets. “I only ate one lot of nuggets Dear”
jsnforce
Guys, you're not supposed to eat all 40 pieces yourself. Or even the 20 piece. This is why we're fat!
soulmata
You mean 4 (dog)
tameturaco
Work at a McDonald's near the Portland, Oregon area. We have 4, 6, 10, 20, and 40.
Carr0tStyx
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
NAMx1
You can get a 60 peice for 15 dollars
GrammarPoliceSergeant
There's the stereotype working here, UK only get 20. We have 4,6,20 from what I know
TranslatedIncorrectly
So their mom was a dick and got 40 nuggets, sounds pretty 'Merican to me.
Whatevenisrelevant
They used to sell a "40" piece, but it was just 2 20 pieces
greendragon2656
I've ordered 40 before... am I just weird?
CloudberryMoose
Holy fuck they only go to 20 here
tobyisagoodboy
40 piece is a thing.
Andalite
I want you to read the number "20" again. Read it slowly. Take as much time as you need.
FilYouWithMe
Thirty... Seven? Am I doing this right?
saucelord
think it was just easier to say it was a 40 piece than to say it was 2 20’s. but i thought the same thing lmao.
itsawalkway
I get 40 with the Uber eats app...
MrSpaceBanana
Their app had a buy one 20 piece McNugget get one promo... I know that because my life is in shambles & I have an app where I get McDeals :(
MrStealUrMeme
The fact that I didn't know there was a 50 piece is the only reason I'm alive right now.
alsoAzrael
Can I have your stuff once you figure it out?
Komer
Nice knowing you
NapAllDayPartyNever
you and me both man
Olympia1024
Just make sure when you order say “we”
cribbsafiv
As a guy who currently works at a McDonalds. You were close but we do not actually have a fifty where I work 4, 6, 10, 20, and 40
0ppai
same here (I'm in Indiana, dunno if location matters)
buttstuffextraordinaire
It varies. I’m from Ohio and work for mcdick and we go as high as a 20 in my county. In SC they have a 50 so it varies in each state.
FilYouWithMe
Here they promote the 50 piece all year, and the 40 piece doesn't exist here to my knowledge.. Except in the "Two 20's" situation.
alexjonesisagayfrog
The used to do forty
salemblack
Mystic Ct had the 40 bucket years and years ago. I wanted to order just to order it. It was actually popular with all the tourist in groups.
mikeatike
Order 50, eat 20, realize you fucked up and order another 10.
blackmar
God haven't we all been there befoere..............I'm not depressed
pocketpython
Found the American
FilYouWithMe
I may be an American, but it's less that and more my undying love of chicken nuggets.
ATG2644
They still have 40, at least in the uber eats app. But you're absolutely right, its 2 20 pieces in one bag. Good Job.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
A 20 piece at my local McDonald's is two ten piece boxes :'(
MrStealUrMeme
Not good enough. We don't want two boxes, we want a dam bucket!
TheLarrikin
The 40 in uber eats is so the driver can have a 10 piece nugget to hisself
badalalala
Visiting my bro out of state tomorrow. I bought 4 bean burritos from his fav fast food place to take to him. I already ate two of them.
YaHeardTurdFerguson
In Canada we have 6,10 and 20. That's it. Y'all muthafuckas need salad.
griefninja
McDonalds salad is worse than the burger
AverageTortilla
Same as NZ
aether11
Nothing like popping nuggets on a road trip, though
PotatoIsland
salad? https://cdn.totalfratmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/3ecaa64b16351906dbc1478f69236afd1270660772.jpg
PhuckKnuckles
I like fried chicken salad... but hold the lettuce.
godzillaharddisksson
4, 6, 9 in sweden. "Y'all" just need to eat less shitty food :>
TheFragnatic
Lurendrejeri! There's a 20 "family pack" as well.
TheCeilingIsLava
Oh but I am an American who eats salad. I am only slightly asocial.
ilovefluids
Either 40 or 50 piece mcnugget...this is what make Merica great...you can't get this in Canada.
mirria
I worked at Wendy's. One afternoon this lady high as kite on a motorized wheelchair comes at the drive-through and orders 60 nuggets
mirria
While she was waiting for the nuggets to cook she went driving around the quiet parking lot going "wheeee!"
0ppai
The mcdonalds I work at has 4,6,10,20, and 40. No 50. But 20 is just two 10 piece boxes and 40 four 10 piece boxes.
BlackHartMTB
What if I order five 10 piece boxes, can we refer to that order as a “50” piece? Or is it a 40 piece and a 10 piece? I’m confused.
0ppai
I would ring it up whichever way is cheapest. If someone asked for a fifty piece, I would most likely ring up a 40 piece + 10 piece. tbc
0ppai
Of course, if they had a coupon for their order I may adjust the way I put it in accordingly. But either 50 pc or 5 10 piece nuggets tbc
0ppai
will get the message across that you want 50 nuggets total. It's up to the cashier to (hopefully) put it in the cheapest way possible.