Omega2

1568 pts ยท December 11, 2010


*ponk* "Yahaha! You found me!"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silicone.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Green needs to chill out, eating the other combatants is against the rules

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 out of 10 Hawaiians asked stated that pineapple on pizza is NOT Hawaiian. Maybe put some Spam on it instead, maybe.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And spend money on batteries? What's next, PAYING them? Already got me wasting the budget on robots AND batteries. Thanks." - Foreman

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope you flagged her profile/reported her. That's scumbag level shit right there. Pretty sure it's not welcome on those kind of sites.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly a second and third stool are required.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"You buy gas from us, you have to obey the rules set by all gas stations. Now get fucked you piece of shit."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

When twitter dies, I hope the fast food accounts have a backup place to retreat to.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inb4 Minecraft Alpha & world Chunk errors on multiplayer flashbacks

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"My eyes are dry, I can't do it myself. I have feels and I need help."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plastic cups are magnetic, so clearly magnets.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just use the Google Streetview burning Canadian van address from way back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aliens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The following is true when x = 0 : x/0 = 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can only upvote once, so have a large influx:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soylent Green?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Catchers? So someone knows that everyone is Team Rocket.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, Las Vegas. Had peanut growing at home. Then someone decided to dump what looked like grey paint on that area. Died pretty much overnight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure we have a few thousand of them in the States. And last I checked, some of them are worse than the original batch.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Even more with a coupon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Remember Batman? How about Megas XLR? No? You monster."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that was Nestle. Take all the water, sell it back to you! And you can't do anything about it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, Bert. How bout them Tremors?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fort Knox. You somehow get in, you don't come out. Also its empty inside. There's no gold stored there. But you're not supposed to know that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I don't want them shipping! Anything, I mean!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DiscLockedContent. It's on the disc, you just have to pay for it again to be licensed it again.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

This does not bode well for America... If he can't sue your ass, he'll just kick it instead.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0