My first dump, Just to clean My phone

Jul 5, 2016 1:41 PM

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About to find andy

Fallout 4 in a nutshell

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How do you accidentally legalize crystal meth? What the fuck Ireland?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pinneapple in spanish is Piña... like in Piña-colada.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got the "cold blooded killer thing" lizards are cold blooded guys. The puppy killed a cold blooded lizard. Omg.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The girl with the debit cards has two different names on them. Seems legit

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ananas? In spanish? I'm mexican and I call it Piña.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want this fucking framed and put on my wall.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

is so stupid, why am I laughing this hard Omg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christ, I hate those "IM SCREAMING" and "IM CRYING" ones. Fucking annoying.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I'M DYING

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's been said before, and I'll say it again. Shotgun does NOT control the music. That is left to the driver.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who is on the left of the driver? Ah. Brits and Euros. Of course.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Britain in in Europe. And mainland Europe drive on the right. And that isn't what he meant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think OP is a fan of Harry Potter

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Who isn't?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah I always feel bad about the baby in the buggy. That was peaches Geldof trying to run past the paps. She died I believe a few years back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was a quality dump. I'm glad we shared this moment

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Took me a good few secs to understand Iceland & Ireland. Im like But Scotlands closer..lmao

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet sex is fun on a mega bed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy crap. 5 cats and 2 dogs? That sounds like so much fun. Hairy fun. But fun!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I have four dogs, ranging from 40-85 pounds. They're hairy, they shed and sometimes fight but I wouldn't trade them for anything.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The bed looks like even more fun :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No chance of falling off!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel So bad for that dog on the waterfall. Did it survive, is it ok? I NEED IT TO BE OK

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

he ded

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

YOU BETTER BE LYING!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Piña is annanas in spanish

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 How does this translate to VLC media player?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lupin didn't die. Did he?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are the names of them ? Just for science ...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The octopus's name is Chuck, I believe.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how americans are using 'murica fuck yeah' unironically

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tear gas BULLETS? Bu...wha....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

imagine melting these down into a sword that you use to kill Nazis.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

"Hello, Hollywood? Have I got a movie for you..."

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Well, in Hellsing, a Nazi werewolf gets killed with a silver tooth from a Holocaust victim. Close enough?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It'd make a pretty bad sword. High carbon steel is the norm for a very good reason.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure we have a few thousand of them in the States. And last I checked, some of them are worse than the original batch.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not sure if talking about rings, ring swords, or fuck heads like Craig Cobb.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I would hate to have to melt those memories, even though they are freaking sad ones, I think they have to be kept and not destroyed..1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better stone them with copies of "Mein Kampf" :) 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, i take it you like harry potter?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seems like more of an obsession. There was an obscene amount out of Potter ones there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eargasm equalizer... *shudder*

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I could only imagine the 12db boost at 8k. ugh.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know it is bullshit if everything is above 0dB.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I tried this because I'm an absolute fucking idiot, and, to be honest? Ears not orgasming. Bleeding, yes. But not orgasming.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 8, 2019 6:36 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You can alter the EQ in most media players and DAC software. But then again you use FLAC so I doubt you know much about audio.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I said goodbye to Itunes a long time ago when I started downloading FLAC.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uuuum what

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All comic sans

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My uhh.. friend doesn't get the timetable one.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

We call that a school schedule.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it's simple! We kill the Batman

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

It was an accident made by OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't either

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He put it in by accident, its a Dutch I time table for students. It lists the lessons they have during the day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's what I tried to tell him. He thought there was a joke. What a doof

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He put it in by accident, its a Dutch I time table for students. It lists the lessons they have during the day

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Mistakes happen. At least he didn't legalize crystal meth

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So like a schedule?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you accidentally spell Bruce Jedi

9 years ago | Likes 415 Dislikes 4

Type BRUCE. Then, type LEE, but you accidentally press J which is near L. then E Then you press D which is near E.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Realizing your mistake you go to backspace and accidentally press I

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When you're forcing a meme.

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

I think he is parodying the memes that do that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I've been seeing a lot of ads for sjediveless shirts on my phone lately.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think that's Swedish

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

touché

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... da fishy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Auto correct.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Only thing I can think of would be swipe-text on a phone

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I call that a swypo.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't f@#cking know

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 12

fucking*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can swear you bagel

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did you find 3 vowels in "fucking"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know u=@+#

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can say fuck on the internet we wont tell your mother

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

What if their mother is dead

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself. I'm a snitch

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Wow, then f#$k you

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The audio one is total bollocks. ALL the settings are above 0db. The entire thing should be shifted down to a baseline at the very least.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

It's supposed to make it sound worse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yeah it's idiotic and will likely cause clipping of some frequencies given how much gain they're using. I cringe every time I see it posted.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I though it was just my shitty earbuds falling short of the new new audio specter. Granted I know almost nothing about equalization

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah when I tried to use it with my headphones it just made it louder and put static in the background. I thought they were broken at first

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, trust them, they're a professional with sound.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen it a bunch of times, just now trying it... not sure what's supposed to change yeah it sounds just about the same.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

On the left are the bass frequencies, on the right are the the treble frequencies. The centre is the mid-range. You might want to change 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

your EQ depending on what you are listening to. Raising the db (relative volume) of the low frequencies for dubstep, for example, 1.5/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

or lowering the db of the high frequencies to reduce the syllabant noises of recorded speech. The EQ is relative, however, and if none1.75/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

of your frequencies ranges cross the baseline, you are just raising the overall volume. Doing such exposes the person who developed 1.875/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

tried it with vlc and its...a tiny bit different but not phenomenal better.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yeah, because it's mostly arbitrary. Your "perfect" eq changes massively depending on your output device. My speakers will need different1/2

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Also on what your playing with the output device

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inb4 " what about my playing?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eq from yours, and yours from the next person's, and so on. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oops accidentally decided to put in my timetable. I know I'm stupid

9 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 9

Someone put famous logos in comic sans.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I was wondering what that was about.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

It's okay, unintended stray academic images are a prerequisite for dumps to make it to FP, along with a hidden double post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wondered for so long...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew this was the case bc last massive dump i read the op did the same mistake

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the joke was "his - Dk"

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Yeah his dk is a joke

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I thought you put it in there because it said His Dk

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

@OP, you have no idea how long I stared at that trying the find a Rick-Roll or something.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I was wondering why I didn't get that joke.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, at least you didn't legalize crystal meth.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Fucking brilliant

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh honey don't worry, you're not alone! (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We know you're stupid too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what is Ne?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its the subject "Dutch language". Most of us dutch poeple dont even fully understand our own language. (The translation is "Nederlands" btw)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then what is Du?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

German language, in dutch duits

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hey it's cool fellow dutch person

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Dutch ftw, am I right?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Of course you are

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol hallo

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

hallo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hoi

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

salute sinchero oon kydooke

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aah, Nederlanders

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For others people: Oh, its a dutch person (in dutch)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dutch? I thought it was deutsch

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dutch is what people from the netherlands speak, deutsch is the german word for "german"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, but the language used kinda sounded like german.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deutsch is the German for for German. Dutch refers to Holland

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeh yeh, it's just that I could have sworn someone was speaking "auf duetsch"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nein

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0