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Jun 21, 2017 6:10 PM
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nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
More than I make.
1Lhell
Are they hiring?
AR10
I doubt that!!!
railgap
WTF actually
enzocw
I didn't realise what a waterboy was until the comments. So I just thought he was missing when giving him the water.
LCDC
80smoviefan
gaggleOmidgets
*hydration specialist
inboxmeyourdoggos
echonite
I get $43,000 to sit in a room on a computer all day.
zeacorzeppelin10
Shame the NFL will never hire a gay player because damn I would love to get him wet.
BlackShadowX
That's some high quality H2O
Priceman5
Aquatic Engineer.
Mikefreakinhart
Plus you get to watch the games
daltonlmn
I may have messed up the math but isn't that only a little better than making $25/hr with a 40hr work week?
GavinScreaming
Yea. It's nothing special
dolphindreamsandsatan
"Here, son... Just hand it to me..." -- the $7.5 million a year lineman, probably..
Omega2
"My eyes are dry, I can't do it myself. I have feels and I need help."
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
What the fuck. Please tell this aint true and im here busting my balls and i could be just jizzing water on some athletes face. http://i.im
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
Im a noob dont mind me
sangatster
And here I'm doing real work, like a sucker
splenda13
As a person who actually does this as PART of their career, this is offensive and misunderstood. That is an athletic trainer. But he missed!
ghostbuster55
Most football players like to be sprayed in the face to cool down
wooliebooger
You'd figure someone with the word "athletic" on their job title would at least have a little better aim :/
FFFS
AndyHaze
How does this not have more upvotes. We must raise thee!
gaggleOmidgets
*hydration specialist
GroundZer0
Engineer*
firelow
*water children
SaraFourImgur
*hydration specialist
ThoughtfulSatan
*hailhydration specialist
CringeMetal
*Spydration Hecialist
UnicornCock
Water sucks it really really sucks
Nalianna
Gaaaaaaaaatorade.
sigmaprojects
it's what plants crave
UnicornCock
Abdullah oblongata
guardian19d
Nateo642000
"Looks like you could use a shower stinky" - Greg Meaney
Lulabel73
ghostToast323
How long have you been waiting to post this gif?
guardian19d
1 minute. No joke.
ErinFromTheOffice
Qumefox
Isn't it, "Water sucks, gatoraid is better"?
ErinFromTheOffice
That's one line, yes, but then they go back and forth Gatorade....H2O... Gatorade...H2O
TishyKitty
1Lhell
Thank you! I'd love to volunteer
DerangedMoosh
If you're a volunteer you don't get paid.
beingready
1) a person who voluntarily offers himself for a service or undertaking 2) a person who performs a service willingly and without pay
MahoganyGuy
Man you must really enjoy not being paid to squirt..
Znayx
I'd pay to see her squirt, if you know what I mean
UncleScrapIron
My friend was a "waterboy" for an NFL team once. He's a certified athletic trainer. They do more than give guys water and towels.
joble
Hahah you americans are lame.
HalfPintKatie
So, would you say then that he's an athletic supporter?
ilikebadpunsandicannotlie
I'm also certified athletic trainer, and I say thank you for your comment.
PrivateNoodles
Yea they become very good football players when angry
gaaaaalavant
Shhhhhh don't rain on the parade
DrRichardNygard
Thank you. I've worked for an NFL team and a whole lot more goes on behind the scenes than people realize
breakingcode
The fluffing responsibilities and managing the post game team orgies alone garner $40K
fedoraeuphoria
I knew some guys who were equipment managers for pro teams. NOT an easy occupation to get into and usually require a medical related degree
pixleight
Trainers, yes, but equipment managers don't do anything medical. Both can be tough jobs with long hours though.
fedoraeuphoria
I meant the equipment managers were familiar with the team trainers. I worded it poorly. Ironically, the guy I know has a Kinesiology BS.
piggystylez
they're probably significantly underpaid, relative to their qualifications/responsibilities
Rasmoh
Doubtful. It's overwhelmingly in the best interest of the owners to pay more money to attract better medical staff to keep players playing.
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
I doubt it. I can do most of our athletic trainers jobs. And it's not like it's a particularly high paying profession
pixleight
What is it you do that makes you mostly able to do an athletic trainer's job?
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
I'm an athlete that's in the AT room 1-2hr a day. I'm still an undergrad. Ofc some of their tasks I can't do (or are not authorized to do)
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
But my point is that in three years of regular observation (and getting worked on/asking questions) I've learned quite a bit
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
without any formal training or education
Fochit
What were some other expected responsibilities?
ApolloTheSpaceFox
hopefully sucking dick
catatonicmoron
Act as the intermediary between players and steroid wholesale distributors
EasierToPrayWhenIMasturbate
Happy endings.
MoreAwesomerDan
"Services"
acunninglinguist
"rendered"
Counterfit
"server farm"
froggyfixit
Full medical staff in charge of diagnosis and rehab of injuries. They're the ones that go out when a player goes down injured.
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
The water boys are doctors?
froggyfixit
https://www.nata.org/about/athletic-training
confinedinyourmind
Gently blow on the back of their necks when they get a little warm while whispering words of motivation in their ears.
thegrimtrigger
Gentle kisses on the forehead when they got scolded by the coach.
Martecles
"Ramses is number one." "His muscles are number one."
getotterhere
"Gatorade"
confinedinyourmind
Water!
JamieSmyth
Water sucks! It really really sucks!