NotTodayMF

1636 pts ยท April 8, 2018


Where has Bitch McConnell been? Is he still alive or are they Weekend at Bernieing him?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please seek grief counseling, it hits everyone differently. It hit me hard 6 months after I lost my Dad.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got walked in on while inserting a tampon once, I never broke eye contact. It was like I was having one of those nightmares when you want to scream but no sound comes out.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I learned something new today.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol...the 1st time I heard of a moose knuckle was by a guy from Detroit describing a woman.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moose knuckle

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't do this, they are just going to shoot you in the back.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this work for black and brown people? I would honestly be so scared to say this.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I witnessed something similar at my nephews game. I was laughing so hard I had to excuse myself from the field. I didn't feel bad that shit was hilarious.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Mom's a librarian and I love this.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 Not a single fuck was given...lol

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just DeQuan and them vibing...lol.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how I look at people when they invade my personal space and touch my natural curly hair.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No...THEY voted for more and now the rest of us have to suffer

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What in the Pixar Mom, Thick thighed Thelma is going on here?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inbred idiots

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

I have those!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0