Shut up and take my money

Aug 5, 2025 8:33 PM

HotCoffee9520

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Tbh, I'd replace the last club of meat with a proper good cheese.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

without the camera there you'll probably only get 1 piece of meat

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks amazing. Adding some rich barbecue sauce could elevate it even more.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bet this is tasty until you’re two bites in and your body starts rejecting it

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The audacity of adding the second one, sign me up, sir.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first piece was pretty wet, but I was ok with it, the bread will absorb the wet, it'll be fine, then the second piece went in and that's just too much wet

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Meatsicle in the thumbnail? Thats an instant upvote

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gotta say it.. no cheese?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If that's lamb mewt, this might just be the fanciest bunny chow around! (I know bunny chows only apply to curry, but shhh).

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a TINY piece of meat left!
OMG no soldier left behind, it was an entire morsel!

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

🎵 the meat tax, the meat tax🎶

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Two scoops please!"

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of those 'fuck dem arteries' snacks I've heard about

Guessing it gets a cheese glaze next???

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7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Where can I get this now, and how much do I owe?

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is... is that a ham hock? No beans?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

What is this? Is this shaved ice cream?

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

it's shaved tetanus

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

zing!

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gee... I was sold on one. Then he put TWO in there.
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7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

One was enough.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what he said

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So much fat. That's a no from me.

7 months ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 10

More perfection for the sane people

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Your arteries thank you.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That's what made me want to barf!

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

And gristle. BIG gag from me.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Yeah…. I’m certain it’s delicious, but that’s too much even for my shitty arteries.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yeah I'd need a longer drip dry

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Sometimes all you need is meat and bread.

7 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

and fat!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No lie, one fall semester of college I had to move into the dorms almost a week early, before the cafeteria opened. First thing I did was grab a couple cheap loafs of bread and some cold cuts. I think I had some peanut butter as well, but that was pretty much all I ate until the caf opened. To this day I can't eat salami...

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bread bowl of meat soup, hold the soup.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I need something with which to hold the soup

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your shoes

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are for Baileys

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoep

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that broth or oil?

7 months ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 3

Mostly oil

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Extremely oily broth, I think, from the way it is dripping.

7 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Broil

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

At that point, I think you can call it grease.

7 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

Rendered fat

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Sauce

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whatever it is it can't be good, my heart surgeon took one look at it, excused himself, called the wife and told her to book the trip to Greece, he's got it covered.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

7 months ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 0

That is JUICE

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

It took me many, many years to get the "you likea da juice" joke. 🤣

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Juice For You!!! Wait, wrong show.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Broth with lots of rendered fat. Look up cooked Eisbein (German cooked pork leg), that's made the same way, you should be able to find it on youtube.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear god… it’s a bread cone of meat. I never knew I needed this.

7 months ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 1

https://cuberule.com/assets/15_cube_rule.jpg
So it's a meat bread bowl? It applies, but I feel like this chart is missing aspect ratio.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this would solve all my problems.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No thanks mate

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT'S A WHOLE NEW MEAT DELIVERY SYSTEM

7 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I need this inside me right now

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, it’s a bread, and don’t call me cone of meat

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean it's just a sandwich.

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

It’s closed on one side so it should be classified as a wrap

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, the comments here are going to be interesting.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BREAD CONE OF MEAT!!!

7 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It needs to have more than two ingredients to quality as a sandwich IMO.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would two pieces of bread with peanut butter in the middle not qualify as a sandwich?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not. Needs at least bananas or jelly.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang, that includes grilled cheese too!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grilled cheese has three ingredients: Bread, butter, cheese.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Umm. That was my point. But thanks for pointing that out.

Btw, the BEST grilled cheese uses mayo instead of butter. Try it, it's insanely good! 👍

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Negative. That is a quiche.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ah, a fellow student of the cube rules of carbs I see

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

is that a sawzall blade knife?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finger food

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That might be the grossest thing I've seen this week

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

doodoo kitchen

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

there's one I saw where a dude was cutting strips of meat with the toenail on his big toe...

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm glad I haven't seen that one 😆

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that a stuffing and cheese sandwich?

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*fried stuffing and cheese sandwich

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think it is tofu and stuffing.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ve never seen tofu that firm. That’s gotta be cheese

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's still rock solid after the first round in the fryer... I'd bet on tofu

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is tofu.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0