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Feb 17, 2026 2:32 AM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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TheWeebleWobler
Sometimes nature won't wait for a confirmation.
DriveByPianist
Trying to wipe away the mess
WhiskyBravo
I have always said that Chili's is the one restaurant where you can get diarrhea before you're even done eating
DianNaoChong
I too have had to call empty establishments from inside to get basic service before.
SavageDrums
I'm so very happy that my digestive tract is autistic. One poop per day, first thing in the morning. Never have to go in public.
gtollie
Was he trapped or did they run out of toilet paper .. was it both ?
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Clearing room before eating. Classic taco prep.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Dan in stall 2 has more honest accountability than most politicians.
bemibet
Glad he got to the bottom of that.
knudude
laner7112000
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locutusufborg
Pretty poor survival instincts there ol' Dan. Dan will be among the 1st ones eaten when the grid goes down for good.
freakdiablo
Dan's the type to buy 13 packs of TP and nothing else when a half inch of snow is predicted.
PizzaCraig
Poppypoppoppop
The alternative is shifting your pants. So I don't know which is worse
SHDTGQOTW
Or go to the next stall
IgnisInvictus
Always check before sitting down.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Tarelgeth
Hatlled
Sometimes- all you CAN do is sit down. I have had a few that showed up, like it or not.
InnerBushman
UnpinionedPoplars
Does everyone not wipe the seat first? That reveals missing TP.
ButtPlunger69
Nope
ThadisJones
Things I learned working for a nonprofit company
IgnisInvictus
Things I learned because I'm female.
Base841
Think outside of the box. You have renewable water, so use it. Flush for cleanish water. Scoop it up and wash your butthole. Flush and rinse your hand, repeat as needed. Then wash your hands in the sink with soap. No need to ever get stuck without TP again.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Public bidet
NotTodayMF
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cyno01
No way the sink water gets hot enuf for me to be entirely comfortable doing that and immediately eating a meal.
AgamemnonsMemes
you've never had poop on your hands and you had to wash in a sink?
cyno01
At home, with two kinds of soap and scalding water and hand sanitizer and a brush to get under my nails. Im not hand washing my ass with toilet water in a restaurant bathroom with a probably empty soap dispenser and definitely not much water temp or pressure.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Wipe your butt with your underwear and throw those away.
CitrusyGarlic
....because you remembered to check that the sink has soap before you sat down, right?
GloveFullaVaseline
One escape room at a time. First objective is to get out of the stall with a cleanish butthole. If you can't first do that, the soap situation doesn't even exist.
CitrusyGarlic
My butt-region doesn't have to touch anywhere but my underwear, whereas my hands have to touch just about everything. I'd rather leave my butthole a mess than get shit on my hands and not be able to immediately wash them
GloveFullaVaseline
Ok. More than one way to skin a cat I guess.