Narcopolypse

823 pts ยท December 12, 2015


I tried the zoom. Unfortunately this shit was taken with one of the ransacked potatoes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or, given that those clocks are mains powered, that's the time the power was shut off.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I'm getting Google Fiber soon too! I hope they don't break my poop chute when they shove that big, ribbed, orange, tube in my backyard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google Fiber is currently installing in my neighborhood. Is this in SL,UT?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It means you haven't authorized the computer from your phone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly, the internet is the cause of global warming.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or use Chrome. "Pop-up had been blocked". Thanks Chrome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, hail no!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cunt mien!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..."where she was convicted of obstruction of justice"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

And rapes.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

*NT4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Florida.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not everything is degrading. Sometimes a joke is actually funny and the only thing degrading about it are those who choose to be offended.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 11

...My legs are asleep.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey! I'm doing the last one right now!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A pistol serves only one purpose, to fight your way back to the rifle that your dumb ass shouldn't have put down in the first place.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*MOSFETs (Metal Oxide Semiconductor Field Effect Transistor)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boobs, condom, fuck, penis, sex, pussy. Done, none of these words are sexual. Only your thoughts if you believe them to be.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's held in place with Scotch tape and dumb soldiers imitating Rambo routinely chip teeth trying to pull those pins. I think you'll be fine

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0