3663 pts ยท November 21, 2025
Not much to see here. Yes this profile is new, I tried to create it 10 years ago to calm folks down but it turns out time is linear.
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I'd recommend going out and walking around to see the average American, but the irony is nothing is walkable and the average person isn't as active as other cultures, hence this countries average health ๐
It's almost like a business model that ingests $billions and shits out poorly generated short form video content is a terrible recipe for revenue, even without the government and other investments propping it up financially over the last few years. Huh, weird.
Great cautionary tale for folks who enjoy contact sports: please wear a helmet, protective gear, or avoid repeated concussions, you run the risk of severe cognitive damage like we see here.
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Your close friend Jack Sheet wouldnt give up so easily, he'd continue sitting tight.
Sorry, your friend Jack isn't a reliable source of info, I'm gonna need you to continue sitting tight while I do that basic research work that you requested.
Folks trust any social media for real things still?
I don't know your friend Jack.
I'll get right on doing that work for you, big guy. Just sit tight.
Sure thing, big guy ๐
Ding ding ding. You nailed it, it was a liability issue for almost exactly that reason.
Most folks share the cake with their friends and families....
Yea I feel like we are walking by someone arguing with their own reflection in a store window
This pretend tough guy shtick gets cringey very quickly.
In the first half I thought you were going for a structural weight tolerance joke
I think we can all guess how management found out about that one
Every athlete that drank away his scholarship in high school became a cop, minus the one that couldn't pass the psychological exam and became security for self storage units that got fired for bringing his own gun. So you can imagine their de-escalation tactics were top notch
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In the same way my neighbor is "sabotaging peace" by flinging the dog poop I throw over their fence back into my own yard.
....how much choreography was she able to get through before they grabbed her though?
Don't be too jealous
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Oh neat, found the dipshit
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I'd recommend going out and walking around to see the average American, but the irony is nothing is walkable and the average person isn't as active as other cultures, hence this countries average health ๐
It's almost like a business model that ingests $billions and shits out poorly generated short form video content is a terrible recipe for revenue, even without the government and other investments propping it up financially over the last few years. Huh, weird.
Great cautionary tale for folks who enjoy contact sports: please wear a helmet, protective gear, or avoid repeated concussions, you run the risk of severe cognitive damage like we see here.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YW44ZHo0MjgwYWs5Y2VwaDE0amZ0b3A0bWlydW9hczZ1c3ZrMDh1bCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TfWhFbURIirNegNN4t/200w.webp
Your close friend Jack Sheet wouldnt give up so easily, he'd continue sitting tight.
Sorry, your friend Jack isn't a reliable source of info, I'm gonna need you to continue sitting tight while I do that basic research work that you requested.
Folks trust any social media for real things still?
I don't know your friend Jack.
I'll get right on doing that work for you, big guy. Just sit tight.
Sure thing, big guy ๐
Ding ding ding. You nailed it, it was a liability issue for almost exactly that reason.
Most folks share the cake with their friends and families....
Yea I feel like we are walking by someone arguing with their own reflection in a store window
This pretend tough guy shtick gets cringey very quickly.
In the first half I thought you were going for a structural weight tolerance joke
I think we can all guess how management found out about that one
Every athlete that drank away his scholarship in high school became a cop, minus the one that couldn't pass the psychological exam and became security for self storage units that got fired for bringing his own gun. So you can imagine their de-escalation tactics were top notch
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In the same way my neighbor is "sabotaging peace" by flinging the dog poop I throw over their fence back into my own yard.
....how much choreography was she able to get through before they grabbed her though?
Don't be too jealous
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Oh neat, found the dipshit