MyProfileIsIrrelevant

3663 pts ยท November 21, 2025


Not much to see here. Yes this profile is new, I tried to create it 10 years ago to calm folks down but it turns out time is linear.

I'd recommend going out and walking around to see the average American, but the irony is nothing is walkable and the average person isn't as active as other cultures, hence this countries average health ๐Ÿ˜‚

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

It's almost like a business model that ingests $billions and shits out poorly generated short form video content is a terrible recipe for revenue, even without the government and other investments propping it up financially over the last few years. Huh, weird.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great cautionary tale for folks who enjoy contact sports: please wear a helmet, protective gear, or avoid repeated concussions, you run the risk of severe cognitive damage like we see here.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Your close friend Jack Sheet wouldnt give up so easily, he'd continue sitting tight.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, your friend Jack isn't a reliable source of info, I'm gonna need you to continue sitting tight while I do that basic research work that you requested.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Folks trust any social media for real things still?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know your friend Jack.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll get right on doing that work for you, big guy. Just sit tight.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Sure thing, big guy ๐Ÿ‘

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Ding ding ding. You nailed it, it was a liability issue for almost exactly that reason.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most folks share the cake with their friends and families....

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea I feel like we are walking by someone arguing with their own reflection in a store window

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This pretend tough guy shtick gets cringey very quickly.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the first half I thought you were going for a structural weight tolerance joke

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think we can all guess how management found out about that one

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Every athlete that drank away his scholarship in high school became a cop, minus the one that couldn't pass the psychological exam and became security for self storage units that got fired for bringing his own gun. So you can imagine their de-escalation tactics were top notch

5 days ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

In the same way my neighbor is "sabotaging peace" by flinging the dog poop I throw over their fence back into my own yard.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

....how much choreography was she able to get through before they grabbed her though?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't be too jealous

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh neat, found the dipshit

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0