87864 pts ยท December 24, 2012
I work for an electric car company.
It deserves to be there anyway
To shreds, you say
Out, damned spot!
Phteven
Make imgur Great Again
Just what we need, a BMW that's SOMEHOW EVEN HARDER AND MORE EXPENSIVE TO FIX
As someone who worked at the county jail for a while, the "DUI Mugshot" is startlingly accurate
"LOOK AT HOW FEROCIOUS MY POOR MISUNDERSTOOD DOG IS" *masturbates furiously*
Ow, the edge
What about my welcome?
Give an asshole a gun and teach him how to use it and he's still an asshole.
Gotta agree, most cyclists are brainless
Still better drivers than California
Going 15 MPH in the middle of the lane in a 45 MPH zone? You better believe that's a bottlin'
We do? Guns are expensive as fuck last I checked
With a headwind
It's known as Retrofuturism
This still hurts my brain
Roses AND chocolate. You covered your bases!
Well that's gotta suck, that's like being a meth user who's been banned from using meth
You mean "We'll put you on a waiting list, good luck"
1 like = 1 prayer
It's okay, you're far from the only Bad Dragon fan here.
It's almost like most of the definitions on Urban Dictionary are submitted by 14 year olds
Haha, penguins. They're horny fuckers
Needs more jpg
Spongesteve Buscemipants
"It's not a phase, mom, I'm a Raider now"
The target page is always Hitler when I play it
It deserves to be there anyway
To shreds, you say
Out, damned spot!
Phteven
Make imgur Great Again
Just what we need, a BMW that's SOMEHOW EVEN HARDER AND MORE EXPENSIVE TO FIX
As someone who worked at the county jail for a while, the "DUI Mugshot" is startlingly accurate
"LOOK AT HOW FEROCIOUS MY POOR MISUNDERSTOOD DOG IS" *masturbates furiously*
Ow, the edge
What about my welcome?
Give an asshole a gun and teach him how to use it and he's still an asshole.
Gotta agree, most cyclists are brainless
Still better drivers than California
Going 15 MPH in the middle of the lane in a 45 MPH zone? You better believe that's a bottlin'
We do? Guns are expensive as fuck last I checked
With a headwind
It's known as Retrofuturism
This still hurts my brain
Roses AND chocolate. You covered your bases!
Well that's gotta suck, that's like being a meth user who's been banned from using meth
You mean "We'll put you on a waiting list, good luck"
1 like = 1 prayer
It's okay, you're far from the only Bad Dragon fan here.
It's almost like most of the definitions on Urban Dictionary are submitted by 14 year olds
Haha, penguins. They're horny fuckers
Needs more jpg
Spongesteve Buscemipants
"It's not a phase, mom, I'm a Raider now"
The target page is always Hitler when I play it