Glitch in the Matrix on the way to work had me questioning reality
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fuck
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A long time ago...
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@sera pls new loading gif
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MRW my minimum wage retail job has shown me more appreciation for my work in a three weeks than the EMS agency I work for ever has
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MRW I heard our shitty store manager got fired today
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"Hey, 2016 will be better, just you wait."
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dogmeat you dumb shit
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MRW I wander into the wrong part of the hotel
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Using my boss's office for computer-based training
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When my homemade Whoosh Bottle backfires on me
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I AM THE GOD OF VOLCANOES, TOAN GLADIUS
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As someone who never liked HIMYM
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Hearing the exact same Christmas songs day in and day out because I work at a store
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Bought a brand new PS4. Defective out of the box. Bitch about it on Twitter and a bot replies with an ad for PS4 accessories.
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My boss was freaking out and making us stay late because corporate is going to pay our store a visit.
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the circle is complete
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MRW I tried five times to call out of work yesterday. No one answered. Answering machine was unplugged.
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MRW I survived a 12 hour Black Friday shift
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Took a second job at a store and they already scheduled me for a weekend I've had scheduled with my other job for a month.
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Hearing the seventeenth unique version of "Jingle Bell Rock" within two hours over the speakers at work
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After putting sriracha on my Chipotle order
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As someone who hasn't watched Game of Thrones since Season Two
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MRW once again Sears has scheduled me for a single five hour shift for a whole week
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Finally put in my two weeks' notice at Sears because I got a job at a jail.
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Trying to stay ahead of credit card debt
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MRW I quit a shitty, disorganized job right before corporate made a surprise visit to do an assessment
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MRW after watching the recent Republican debate
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Every time someone posts an upvote/downvote GIF where the arrows are Reddit-colored and people bitch about them being "wrong"
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This is why I shop at Goodwill. $1.99 each.
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The Holy Trinity
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I spent more money than I felt comfortable with on a new starter for my car, and now the alarm goes off every time I try to start it
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No mercy
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Every weekend...
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Gotta give him credit
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Paying $1 for a record at Goodwill and selling it on eBay for $70
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Not only are you dishonest, you're stupid
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My grandpa gave me a watch with a radium-painted dial. This thing's radioactive!
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Just finished the last episode of Breaking Bad.
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I guess I could try Superglue...
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MRW my employer can't get its shit together and I'm one last fuckup away from quitting
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Fucking hypocrite
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1991 Honda Accord. Condition: Fair
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MRW "an unknown error occurred, please try again"
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Double standards!
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Turning on my car's broken AC in the middle of summer
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500
A PSA regarding the infamous Fruit Punch-flavored Oreos
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Meet Gyp Rosetti. I hated him more than Joffrey Baratheon.
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Instructions unclear
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I'm bad at titles
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Getting a paycheck after a really shitty week at work
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MRW the image is the same size as the thumbnail
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I'm not a racist, I swear!
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MRW the iOS/Android battle flares up again and I just bought a Nokia Lumia
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