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The pepsis wasp has an extraordinarily painful sting described as "electrified acid."
It is the only insect that preys on tarantulas, and does so by stinging it into paralysis, which is caused by sheer pain, then dragging it back to the wasp's burrow, laying an egg in its chest, then leaving. The egg hatches, pupates, and eats the tarantula alive from the inside out.
Optional audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Unfortunately for this wasp, it has chosen to Tangle with the world's deadliest spider, the Brazilian Wanderer.
The Brazilian Wandering Spider is extremely aggressive, and has been known to run up a broom handle and bite people on the hands. A single bite can kill a grown man.
A side effect of the venom is priapism in men (clitorism in women), which causes an erection so powerful that it ruptures blood vessels and can last for 10 hours, sometimes rendering the man permanently impotent, if he survives at all.
With each successful sting, the spider finds turning to confront the wasp more difficult.
The wasp has to outpoint the spider, while the spider only has to land one bite.
The Mountain and the Viper.
Finally, the wasp gets too close and the spider wraps it up, bites it, and the wasp stings it repeatedly.
The spider throws the wasp off but becomes so paralyzed that it can no longer control its ability to spit venom.
The wasp quickly begins to succumb. It has not laid its egg. It is unable to fly or get away.
The wasp will die while the spider lies paralyzed flat on its back. It will probably die by secondary predation.
The Pepsis Wasp's venom does not typically kill a tarantula, but this one stung its intended prey many more times than usual. If the venom does not kill the spider, it will probably not be able to move before another predator arrives, most likely ants.
Oh, what a day. What a lovely day. The Brazilian Wandering Spiderbro is awaited in Valhalla. He shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. Witness him.
Kinseeker69
And the Spider says...... "well FUCK"... The Wasp says.... "well FUCK"
VictoryWine
Witness!
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
AaronPankey
Had to ruin it by making a game of thrones reference.
Sasanian
OGsatan
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
Are flamethrowers illegal in Brazil? I need one. D:
PizzaGawd
LimeMime565
An erection that lasts for 10 hours you say?
MorphotheDragon
To shreds, you say
DayWalk3r1998
Well that was kinda cool and I learned stuff
MalkovichPA
Pretty much yeah.
aslightlyjudgementalchair
Team spider at least I can have viagra fueled fun before I die
itsjustanotherday
Battle of the Nopes
thepizzacatparty
Wanna get wooped
Civikjm
I'm sorry, but that is definitely NOT a spider-bro. Spider-Bros are generally harmless, this nope makes your dick explode.
webcamtarantula
Well I mean it's still less dangerous than say the family dog. So i would call it a spiderbro.
nowthatsalottadamage
BillyBobBanana
Long live Spiderbro
ishmanhawkfire
Clitorism in women?
Cryptox
All I read was the Pepsi wasp gets death by boner
Zokathra
Repost. Oh, it's Lassann. Fuck off already.
TJTF
neat!
TreeOhhTree
Clitorism???
HornoTostador
I tried to look it up but couldn't find it
Sprungjeezy
Qyburn will come along and 'revive' the spider. Wasp should have just finished him instead of fucking around.
floormatt87
webcamtarantula
OH man I always loved this gif.
OlivePowerRanger
Pepsi has so much money it sponsors wasps now.
OGsatan
Lol my fatass thought it said Pepsi too
SubZole
Pepsi's wasp? :)
605Scorpion
And all the while some crazy asshole stood 2 feet away and filmed the whole thing.
batts
So same as with god & humans?
Sommeh
WORLD STAR
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Imagine doing this back in the 1950's and having something you shot spawn Disney documentaries. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obLzEYhgqwc
MiLK42
.....so that we could watch.
aShogunNamedMarcus
Well in her defense the camerawoman had been bitten by the spider earlier and filming this was the best way to kill 10h of 5" clit syndrome
fuz54
BlueSpaceLizard
'OH SHIT!' Perfect.
BulletAnt93
I feel like if diluted a lot that spider venom could be a really effective Viagra.
webcamtarantula
It's not even an effective viagra when undiluted. Serious medical conditions like the boners only occur in 20% of cases and even then 1/2
webcamtarantula
98% of those cases were in individuals under the age of 10. 2/2
ToastMasterLex
That makes me feel so bad for those kids. Imagine... your first boner rages so hard it makes you unable to enjoy one ever again.
webcamtarantula
Oh no they can still get boners after that but they become infertile.
ToastMasterLex
I misunderstood. So now I guess my only worry is that they'll die. Priorities.
turndownforwhom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk#Sting
turndownforwhom
It does not kill people nor is it a magical boner remedy. Stop spreading badly-written insect fanfic, @OP.
Tkeleth
FUCK YOU LASSANNN!
Tkeleth
...did....did I do it right?
Eogos
No, we are not doing that.
Fishnuggs
Well im on team wasp. Although its pulling some alien face hugger shit i just cant support a spider that gives me a bad boner and kills me
webcamtarantula
If you are above the age of 12 you can guarantee that it can't kill you. They are not that dangerous.
BlueSpaceLizard
#teamneither
RaisinZetaJones
Fuck yeah Team Wasp.
gronostaj
#teamtoaster
TheDogEnd
No matter how much I hate spiders and love boners, I cannot get on Team Wasp.
tehremedy
I'm never on team "lemme put a baby that will eat you alive in you"
ButMetal
Shiiiit that's my kind of girl
Fishnuggs
You sir, are a trooper
pianostacatto
Team Instinct!
ShadowDiavolo
I am predisposed towards Team Wasp in this instance.
Snooj
My 8 year old son loves YouTube spider videos so I have heard about this erection inducing spider quite a bit. From the narration, not him.
webcamtarantula
For the record most of the spider documentaries on youtube are terrible and contain mostly lies and BS. One I DO recommend though is 1/2
webcamtarantula
"Tarantulas and their venomous relations" that is an excellent documentary with some great footage and information. 2/2