Monkeybear

10043 pts ยท April 28, 2015


I'm here for the comments

Thanks for the nightmare material, I'm sick of enjoying sleep anyway

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

90% of being a dad is being there. Source: I'm a dad

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

Can confirm. As a doctor I can make all kinds of ridiculous requests of employers. It's become a game to me. Plus your life is in my hands.

9 years ago | Likes 376 Dislikes 5

As an ER doctor, I saw 4 ways to fix that without amputation. All four involve knife removal with different pain levels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is a dot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude same boat. Here's to staying strong and not cheating.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That picture of San Francisco is L. A.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the boner OP. Deal with that. You are the reason I have a boner now. Bet you didn't see that coming!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You keep your goddamn club soda out of my old fashioned

9 years ago | Likes 763 Dislikes 1

Not big enough to form a seal

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Damn should bought property in the 1500s

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Doctor in the US of A here, saw a case last winter. Get vaccinated, nearly shut down a school bc kids are getting put at risk

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Legal in Oregon but underused bc docs are worried family will come back to sue.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That doesn't look like my ex

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's how you spell that sound? The more you know...

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Yeah where's the "in the crib" position that my baby sleeps in

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

This is definitely the coolest thing I've seen on here today, right after that thick girl I just up voted

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many pixels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My enemies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm convinced cats are liquid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live near there. This doesn't surprise me at all

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was saying Booo-urns

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's easier to transport her body in

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Whoa. Well done.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These make me irrationally furious

9 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 4

Most of the people upvoting this have never had anal sex. It's a nice treat, but the P exists for a reason and the B is no replacement

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I need like a million more of these

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Stop letting people know about Oregon! It always rains here and our taxes are high, you don't want to come!

9 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

I wish I had a clitoris so I could put it on this

9 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 0