Jul 25, 2016 12:27 AM
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A proper English breakfast
scottynige
up vote chilli sauce & fried tomatoes
rockandwry
THAT is a hangover cure.
Beelsebooob
I'm living in America, god I could kill for a breakfast like that. Missing the square sausage and tatty scones of a Scottish one though.
cryptothelea
this is what heaven looks like
VinnieDeSchot
English breakfast, American serving size.
Lincoln927
Challenge accepted
sampowaz
As a Brit living in Japan, this is one thing I do really miss.
Smongolini
I just saw beans and I'm just like, "This is something extremely british, I KNOW IT!"
toonlink4ever
Remove the toast and it's gluten free!
SirChadwellHeath
Beware if you need GF, most UK Sausages contains rusk with gluten
ihavethepower12
What is between the black pudding and the egg at 25 to? Looks like a beef burger!
SirVashtaNerada
Bacon is nowhere near crispy enough.
spareseatonmyface
Good bacon should never be crispy. A rasher is meaty, why ruin it?
SvennGalley
Isn't it funny how an English breakfast tea tastes absolutely NOTHING like this.
fatalitywolf
tis because you have the tea along side an English breakfast
2shy4you
I see you've made the plate for the kid, but how about yours?
ErrorLoadFailed
Ayyye. I get it.
KyleButNotThatKyle
That's a FUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL English breakfast.
NotSoAngryGuy
"Don't come down here while I'm eating my full English breakfast with extra breakfast and expect me to make things easier for you, okay?"
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
I would need a commercial strength toilet nearby and would need it reserved for the day
ChunkOH
Needs some square sausages and tattie scones!
WordOfCambronne
NitroInjected8
UK here, for those wondering black pudding is usually pork fat and pork blood made into a sausage shape, sliced and fried.
CassieMoorecock
As well as some of the usual ingredients for sausage!
TardWrangl3r
I would eat that in a heartbeat. Wouldn't even care that it might be my last heartbeat . . .
MissSiesta
....one for ALL of the English
DuckPlatoon
How can it be bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
GodsRightHandMan
And after just one week > http://i.giphy.com/110gqI69qjVAkM.gif
Goochami
Yup that's at least 3000 calories, just the food I can see
Illestraitor
Um is it just me is one of those eggs really tiny?
PyroFox35
I was thinking the same thing. It almost looks shopped in
Justalobstercowboy
Upper right, 2 O'clock, WTF??
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sunlitglo
Is that BC it causes massive farts?
whatareyoulurkingat
some sort of fried potatoes i assume
welpthatdidntwork
Shredded potatoes?
cheechee42
Black things are Black Pudding, fried dried blood.
Stolf
Just threw up a bit in my mouth
whywritemythesiswhenihaveinternet
Mushrooms and tomatoes! That makes it healthy!
manofice8993
Facts!
OtakuOtter
Eggs are good, too.
samsonguy920
Reminds me of those old cereal commercials. "All part of this balanced breakfast..."
jimbob1
And the beans!
rswalker
So much starch and sugar
ThrustingPickle
It's. Healthy. Alright?
xanadudu
I want that in and around my mouth.
AlmostScientist
You know I don't like a lot of things about England, but I can always get behind their breakfast food.
AlabasterCrashesDown
Have you been to England? Interested to know why you don't like a lot of things.
it's not that I dislike things, but rather there are few things that I genuinely like. Otherwise it's basically neutral.
I'm not being all defensive I was just wondering. Like I've been to the US and Canada and there are things I love and hate.
It's a mixed bag though. It depends where you visited.
I think I just like food of all countries, I don't really like or dislike other countries...though I wanna visit Japan, Ireland, and Germany
Cirelondiel
That looks delicious. What are the black things tho?
TheFourthLaw
Burnt.
I was kidding! Gawsh.
it's black pudding, a type of blood sausage
bananahungryseawolf
#BlackThingsMatter
lungtaworld
Black pudding! You can google it
GreaterDog
Activated charcoal to help you vomit what you just ate
MisterD90
Black Pudding!
chickenman702
Fucking delicious is what they are
pizzaismyreasontolive
black pudding
iPreferBeingCalledSB
Lightly fried fish fillets? Or maybe not...
TheBengalKatLady
Swear to God if you say lightly fried fish fillets one ore time
I believe you must have calmed down by now... So... Lightly fried fish fillets?
superdeuces
I would also like to know
shen97
Thats what she said
SomeGrayFox
That's racist, it's 2016 get your shit together.
PlbMak
Not at all, there are white pudding's on the plate as well.
themiddlefingerz
If anything, 2016 has reminded us we are still far from getting there yet.
Can't have rogue racists around here. You gotta pick a side, man!
The black stuff is Black pudding (blood sausage)
IvanAwfulitch
That's definitely not Bill Cosby's idea of pudding, mate.
Ty! :)
KellyFitzgerald687
Baked beans - haricot beans - in tomato sauce :)
RottenMuffin
Haricot is bean in French. So bean beans?
Im sure there is some sort of choice of a bean black pudding but it is usually pork fat and pork blood.
Cerapocalypse
Fucking nope. Take that off and looks great.
It's one of the best things in an Irish/English fry up.
If that's majority opinion, then out of respect, i'll just stay away from the whole breakfast.
It is the majority opinion yes, but by all means, enjoy without! Check out boxty, that shit is delicious. Rare though.
DarthBaneoftheSith
And beans what type of beans are they always wonder when they post these type of pictures
DinoKebab
Baked Beans...
TinkerWithMe
Those are baked beans mister darth bane
slowpoop
Baked beans?
pilotperson
You've never had/seen baked beans? :O
Ok wasn't sure if they were I thought they were different because it's always and Irish breakfast
hiimhar
Are they like sweet baked beans like in the states or are they savory/tomatoey
clipcalhoon
Blood sausage ?
FartNoises
What is blood sausage and/or black pudding?
A sausage which, along with the meat, has an unusually high amount of pork fat and also pig's blood mixed in.
arranrp
Black pudding, no one in UK says blood sausage
thecheesecakemancan
Blood/black pudding in Newfoundland Canada
Well I'm in America god damnit :p
CorneliusCornwall
What's that?
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
Sausage... Made by filling pigs intestines with blood.
It must be good cause that description isn't
I've never tried it. I don't think I ever will try it.
ObscuraNox
Its fucking metal dude
scottynige
up vote chilli sauce & fried tomatoes
rockandwry
THAT is a hangover cure.
Beelsebooob
I'm living in America, god I could kill for a breakfast like that. Missing the square sausage and tatty scones of a Scottish one though.
cryptothelea
this is what heaven looks like
VinnieDeSchot
English breakfast, American serving size.
Lincoln927
Challenge accepted
sampowaz
As a Brit living in Japan, this is one thing I do really miss.
Smongolini
I just saw beans and I'm just like, "This is something extremely british, I KNOW IT!"
toonlink4ever
Remove the toast and it's gluten free!
SirChadwellHeath
Beware if you need GF, most UK Sausages contains rusk with gluten
ihavethepower12
What is between the black pudding and the egg at 25 to? Looks like a beef burger!
SirVashtaNerada
Bacon is nowhere near crispy enough.
spareseatonmyface
Good bacon should never be crispy. A rasher is meaty, why ruin it?
SvennGalley
Isn't it funny how an English breakfast tea tastes absolutely NOTHING like this.
fatalitywolf
tis because you have the tea along side an English breakfast
2shy4you
I see you've made the plate for the kid, but how about yours?
ErrorLoadFailed
Ayyye. I get it.
KyleButNotThatKyle
That's a FUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL English breakfast.
NotSoAngryGuy
"Don't come down here while I'm eating my full English breakfast with extra breakfast and expect me to make things easier for you, okay?"
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
I would need a commercial strength toilet nearby and would need it reserved for the day
ChunkOH
Needs some square sausages and tattie scones!
WordOfCambronne
NitroInjected8
UK here, for those wondering black pudding is usually pork fat and pork blood made into a sausage shape, sliced and fried.
CassieMoorecock
As well as some of the usual ingredients for sausage!
TardWrangl3r
I would eat that in a heartbeat. Wouldn't even care that it might be my last heartbeat . . .
MissSiesta
....one for ALL of the English
DuckPlatoon
How can it be bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
GodsRightHandMan
And after just one week > http://i.giphy.com/110gqI69qjVAkM.gif
Goochami
Yup that's at least 3000 calories, just the food I can see
Illestraitor
Um is it just me is one of those eggs really tiny?
PyroFox35
I was thinking the same thing. It almost looks shopped in
Justalobstercowboy
Upper right, 2 O'clock, WTF??
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sunlitglo
Is that BC it causes massive farts?
whatareyoulurkingat
some sort of fried potatoes i assume
welpthatdidntwork
Shredded potatoes?
cheechee42
Black things are Black Pudding, fried dried blood.
Stolf
Just threw up a bit in my mouth
whywritemythesiswhenihaveinternet
Mushrooms and tomatoes! That makes it healthy!
manofice8993
Facts!
OtakuOtter
Eggs are good, too.
samsonguy920
Reminds me of those old cereal commercials. "All part of this balanced breakfast..."
jimbob1
And the beans!
rswalker
So much starch and sugar
ThrustingPickle
It's. Healthy. Alright?
xanadudu
I want that in and around my mouth.
AlmostScientist
You know I don't like a lot of things about England, but I can always get behind their breakfast food.
AlabasterCrashesDown
Have you been to England? Interested to know why you don't like a lot of things.
AlmostScientist
it's not that I dislike things, but rather there are few things that I genuinely like. Otherwise it's basically neutral.
AlabasterCrashesDown
I'm not being all defensive I was just wondering. Like I've been to the US and Canada and there are things I love and hate.
AlabasterCrashesDown
It's a mixed bag though. It depends where you visited.
AlmostScientist
I think I just like food of all countries, I don't really like or dislike other countries...though I wanna visit Japan, Ireland, and Germany
Cirelondiel
That looks delicious. What are the black things tho?
TheFourthLaw
Burnt.
TheFourthLaw
I was kidding! Gawsh.
whatareyoulurkingat
it's black pudding, a type of blood sausage
bananahungryseawolf
#BlackThingsMatter
lungtaworld
Black pudding! You can google it
GreaterDog
Activated charcoal to help you vomit what you just ate
MisterD90
Black Pudding!
chickenman702
Fucking delicious is what they are
pizzaismyreasontolive
black pudding
iPreferBeingCalledSB
Lightly fried fish fillets? Or maybe not...
TheBengalKatLady
Swear to God if you say lightly fried fish fillets one ore time
iPreferBeingCalledSB
I believe you must have calmed down by now... So... Lightly fried fish fillets?
superdeuces
I would also like to know
shen97
Thats what she said
SomeGrayFox
That's racist, it's 2016 get your shit together.
PlbMak
Not at all, there are white pudding's on the plate as well.
themiddlefingerz
If anything, 2016 has reminded us we are still far from getting there yet.
samsonguy920
Can't have rogue racists around here. You gotta pick a side, man!
oWINSLOWo
The black stuff is Black pudding (blood sausage)
IvanAwfulitch
That's definitely not Bill Cosby's idea of pudding, mate.
Cirelondiel
Ty! :)
KellyFitzgerald687
Baked beans - haricot beans - in tomato sauce :)
RottenMuffin
Haricot is bean in French. So bean beans?
NitroInjected8
Im sure there is some sort of choice of a bean black pudding but it is usually pork fat and pork blood.
Cerapocalypse
Fucking nope. Take that off and looks great.
spareseatonmyface
It's one of the best things in an Irish/English fry up.
Cerapocalypse
If that's majority opinion, then out of respect, i'll just stay away from the whole breakfast.
spareseatonmyface
It is the majority opinion yes, but by all means, enjoy without! Check out boxty, that shit is delicious. Rare though.
DarthBaneoftheSith
And beans what type of beans are they always wonder when they post these type of pictures
DinoKebab
Baked Beans...
TinkerWithMe
Those are baked beans mister darth bane
slowpoop
Baked beans?
pilotperson
You've never had/seen baked beans? :O
DarthBaneoftheSith
Ok wasn't sure if they were I thought they were different because it's always and Irish breakfast
hiimhar
Are they like sweet baked beans like in the states or are they savory/tomatoey
clipcalhoon
Blood sausage ?
FartNoises
What is blood sausage and/or black pudding?
CassieMoorecock
A sausage which, along with the meat, has an unusually high amount of pork fat and also pig's blood mixed in.
arranrp
Black pudding, no one in UK says blood sausage
thecheesecakemancan
Blood/black pudding in Newfoundland Canada
clipcalhoon
Well I'm in America god damnit :p
CorneliusCornwall
What's that?
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
Sausage... Made by filling pigs intestines with blood.
CorneliusCornwall
It must be good cause that description isn't
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
I've never tried it. I don't think I ever will try it.
ObscuraNox
Its fucking metal dude