Heart attack on a plate

Jul 25, 2016 12:27 AM

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English breakfast

A proper English breakfast

up vote chilli sauce & fried tomatoes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THAT is a hangover cure.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm living in America, god I could kill for a breakfast like that. Missing the square sausage and tatty scones of a Scottish one though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this is what heaven looks like

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

English breakfast, American serving size.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Challenge accepted

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As a Brit living in Japan, this is one thing I do really miss.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I just saw beans and I'm just like, "This is something extremely british, I KNOW IT!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Remove the toast and it's gluten free!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Beware if you need GF, most UK Sausages contains rusk with gluten

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is between the black pudding and the egg at 25 to? Looks like a beef burger!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bacon is nowhere near crispy enough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good bacon should never be crispy. A rasher is meaty, why ruin it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't it funny how an English breakfast tea tastes absolutely NOTHING like this.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

tis because you have the tea along side an English breakfast

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I see you've made the plate for the kid, but how about yours?

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Ayyye. I get it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's a FUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL English breakfast.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Don't come down here while I'm eating my full English breakfast with extra breakfast and expect me to make things easier for you, okay?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would need a commercial strength toilet nearby and would need it reserved for the day

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Needs some square sausages and tattie scones!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

UK here, for those wondering black pudding is usually pork fat and pork blood made into a sausage shape, sliced and fried.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As well as some of the usual ingredients for sausage!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would eat that in a heartbeat. Wouldn't even care that it might be my last heartbeat . . .

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

....one for ALL of the English

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How can it be bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And after just one week > http://i.giphy.com/110gqI69qjVAkM.gif

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yup that's at least 3000 calories, just the food I can see

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um is it just me is one of those eggs really tiny?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I was thinking the same thing. It almost looks shopped in

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upper right, 2 O'clock, WTF??

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 12, 2016 1:14 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Is that BC it causes massive farts?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

some sort of fried potatoes i assume

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shredded potatoes?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Black things are Black Pudding, fried dried blood.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just threw up a bit in my mouth

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mushrooms and tomatoes! That makes it healthy!

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Facts!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eggs are good, too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of those old cereal commercials. "All part of this balanced breakfast..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the beans!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So much starch and sugar

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

It's. Healthy. Alright?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want that in and around my mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know I don't like a lot of things about England, but I can always get behind their breakfast food.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Have you been to England? Interested to know why you don't like a lot of things.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's not that I dislike things, but rather there are few things that I genuinely like. Otherwise it's basically neutral.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not being all defensive I was just wondering. Like I've been to the US and Canada and there are things I love and hate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a mixed bag though. It depends where you visited.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I just like food of all countries, I don't really like or dislike other countries...though I wanna visit Japan, Ireland, and Germany

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks delicious. What are the black things tho?

9 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 6

Burnt.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

I was kidding! Gawsh.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

it's black pudding, a type of blood sausage

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#BlackThingsMatter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Black pudding! You can google it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Activated charcoal to help you vomit what you just ate

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Black Pudding!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fucking delicious is what they are

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

black pudding

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lightly fried fish fillets? Or maybe not...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Swear to God if you say lightly fried fish fillets one ore time

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe you must have calmed down by now... So... Lightly fried fish fillets?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would also like to know

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Thats what she said

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's racist, it's 2016 get your shit together.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Not at all, there are white pudding's on the plate as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anything, 2016 has reminded us we are still far from getting there yet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't have rogue racists around here. You gotta pick a side, man!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The black stuff is Black pudding (blood sausage)

9 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 4

That's definitely not Bill Cosby's idea of pudding, mate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ty! :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baked beans - haricot beans - in tomato sauce :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Haricot is bean in French. So bean beans?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Im sure there is some sort of choice of a bean black pudding but it is usually pork fat and pork blood.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking nope. Take that off and looks great.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's one of the best things in an Irish/English fry up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that's majority opinion, then out of respect, i'll just stay away from the whole breakfast.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is the majority opinion yes, but by all means, enjoy without! Check out boxty, that shit is delicious. Rare though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And beans what type of beans are they always wonder when they post these type of pictures

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Baked Beans...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are baked beans mister darth bane

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Baked beans?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You've never had/seen baked beans? :O

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok wasn't sure if they were I thought they were different because it's always and Irish breakfast

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are they like sweet baked beans like in the states or are they savory/tomatoey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blood sausage ?

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

What is blood sausage and/or black pudding?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A sausage which, along with the meat, has an unusually high amount of pork fat and also pig's blood mixed in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Black pudding, no one in UK says blood sausage

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Blood/black pudding in Newfoundland Canada

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I'm in America god damnit :p

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

What's that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sausage... Made by filling pigs intestines with blood.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It must be good cause that description isn't

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've never tried it. I don't think I ever will try it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Its fucking metal dude

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0