MaxMcCool45

2410 pts ยท November 4, 2015


I'm a geologist who likes to lift weights and grow above average beards. Chances are good that I need a cup of coffee.

That was everything I hoped it would be.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup, something that the first time a woman touches it, it explodes all over the place.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bottom step of a ladder.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I keep reading comments mentioning characters I missed, then having to go back and find said character.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't even bother changing the insult.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deyllon You son of a beich!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I really like the photos.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good call, there's plenty of cat to go around.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he not accomplishing things in a timely manner? Is he spending too much time on imgur? Are, are you my boss???

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Electric fences run in pulses instead of a constant current.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I could see somebody doing that. Hell, I'm tempted to try it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also got that video. Looked a little fuzzy to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, now I want some curry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That reminds me, I need to refill my fountain pens tonight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There seems to be a mistake on this delivery. We ordered 10 gallons of fake blood, not 1,000! Eh, fuck it, throw it in the shot!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing you didn't show them Blazing Saddles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rome's greatest eras were when they were constantly conquering other lands. All of that booty really helps boost an economy.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Schwarzennegar/Stallone looks like a sad bank manager.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except for the Freys, fuck those guys.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are several shops on Etsy that make them. I bought a bunch as my groomsmen gifts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Halfro

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Better stretch your fingers guys, we've got some writing to do.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I blew through all three of these books. I never compared them to FA though. Nice write up OP!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the onions aren't fully cooked.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yarp

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He's not bad, he's going to put on a puppet show.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they a Captain and Tennille cover band?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0