SirBedeveretheWise
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I got a this beautiful stabbystabby as a birthday gift from my boyfriend! It is as shiny as it is sharp. It's iron is pure, a powerful defense against our fae rivals. It will be used in many ritual sacrifices on our way to obtaining arcane power.
OMG best boyfriend ever!!! <3 <3 <3
Randomice
Now all you need is a virgin and a full moon...
yourewastingyourlife
..now stab him in thanks for your new knife
LadyNetrex
Thought it had something to do with THE stabbystabby. But that knife looks very cool!
J1MMYTH3PSYCH0
This is a message from the astral cult of begmahul. Please tell your boyfriend he owes us a new ritual knife and that his membership is up.
ThatWierdOne
@op can i know how he gotten one. As idd love one for my collection
MaxMcCool45
There are several shops on Etsy that make them. I bought a bunch as my groomsmen gifts.
ThatWierdOne
i see
skipweasel
Pure iron isn't going to help it keep an edge. It'll be blunt before you're half way through your first virgin.
TheTruestRepairman
Pretty sure this is something to do with iron destroying fairies, like in Maleficent
skipweasel
Pretty sure I wasn't being serious.
TheTruestRepairman
You were still right. Iron is shit at holding an edge, it's just good at killing fictional creatures.