MatGar

67 pts ยท October 24, 2014


yes

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, I don't mean to brag but I already have a decent sized one so I would obviously choose an even bigger dick.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Labs so much

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember when I lost my Red Power Ranger and started crying over it....My Dad, bless his heart told my to stfu and then began beating my with jumper cables yelling at me that he was going to give me something real to cry about....

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate the whispering b.s

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yeah if we didnt put the tarrif in place then other countries wouldnt have been able to boost their exports while America slowly dies....Not sure if thats really a win i would be bragging about but this guy is delulu soooooo

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every accusation is really a confession

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eddy Gordo has entered the chat

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who would have thought that Ted Cruz is a Pedophile

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I pet that dog!?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 is currently my Bing background

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate this timeline

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 1 simple trick pro-lifers don't want you to know.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

based

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Have mercy on us all...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zara Dar

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5,4,3,2,1,0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 I legit thought that it was a child at first LOL

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screw that

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont Tell Mom
~Dad Probably

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How neat, a visual representation of my mental state

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American this is why I keep arguing with other 'mericans on why metric is better, it just makes sense, 1kg per cm2 is so much easier to work with compared to 14.7lb per in2

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thats some BESTFREINDS right there

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is terrifying

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO NOT put it under a UV light.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Riff Raff

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want her inbox to filled with dic pics....because this is how you get someones inbox filled with them.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1