MapleSyrupMafia

168509 pts · December 31, 2012


There's already one under, no?

2 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I win, zero fraud tho!!

3 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had a coworker saying he didn't want to get the covid vaccine because he didn't know what was in it. He didn't like when I confronted him about the fact that he was snorting cocaine without knowing what was in it...

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Everyone knows that the moment they'd show up, the US navy would be told to go back home... "Good luck everybody!!! It's your mess now!"

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They've scrapped three before the USrael-Epstein's war... almost as if they had no plan. It's not like it's the first time Iran uses sea mines.

4 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

If they don't fill their pages with this, they'll be forced to report on news.

9 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The only way to defeat cocaine bear is to give cocaine to sharks, once sharks are becoming an issue, simply give cocaine to orcas.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've worked as a mechanic under a union here in Canadaland. 4 days a week, 36h. I quit before putting my car in the side of an overpass, but I'll sure miss the 4 days and the pay once I find a new job that is not auto mechanic.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We live above a meth lab.

1 day ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

There's a new Scary Movie coming out, a new Scream too. They're all going the Fast & Furious way, they'll stop once they run out of numbers.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As in motorcycle...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw that and went: Fuck I'm old!!!

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Imagine being on a bike and get pushed off the road and fall on that.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

One with a katana and the other with jian?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone from a small farming town, I can tell you that a Harley with open header that you can still hear when they're in the next town is much more annoying.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

IQ in °C, in January, in Canada.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's not speeding in the video.

1 day ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Neighborhoods are built like this so public transit can't be used and cars are required... There's plenty of those around here where you have to drive all the way out to reach the main road when it's literally running alongside their backyards. It's a terrible design. If my taxes pays for the road, I'm allowed to use it, no matter if it's a fancy neighborhood. If his kids are learning to ride, you want them on the highway?

1 day ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Pedolf Shitler: We've talked with Iran.

Reporter: Who did you talk with?

Pedolf Shitler: I don't know! Whoever is in charge now!

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For combustion engines, it's ideal to let it warm up a bit so that the pistons and rings expand before running the bus over someone and then having to shut it off. Just starting it, driving it over someone and parking it would lead to premature wear. I wouldn't wish that on a bus.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The new variant can be cured by snorting cocaine from toilet seats." - RFK

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget about all the farmland.

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USrael were hoping for a revolution to topple the government and told them to do overthrow their government... knowing full well what would happen, then sat there watching all those civilians get killed. Israel has been murdering civilians for a long time... They're both assholes.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oil funds war... war bad. Imagine if we'd invest in something greener and not rely as much on oil?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool, so only Russia is allowed backdoors!!!

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Guess it's time to switch to cocaine then!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My tattoo artist didn't tell me which project she accepted when I was finally able to book with her... so it's either the goddess Kali or a Minotaur... so I should be ok too.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On a more serious note... I hope the kid weigh less than 90 lbs, otherwise that plastic wheel will meet face if the airbag opens.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Trying to get spared once the robot revolution begins?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Starlink doesn't have a security issue, it's a feature to send all infos directly to the Kremlin.

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