MapleMooseMeat

8740 pts ยท May 27, 2018


Small town 30something married father of 2.

Vintage ADHD,

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not even with maple syrup?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are indeed freaking out for no raisin. More of an Olive shape.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They be looking for platform 9 3/4

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just Orca-ismed!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, From Clash of the Titans

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You chia'd all up in his face!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That's a shore eh!" Yes I am Canadian

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Glad she got it Bach

3 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 3

Aloe mate!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

put it in another hotdog bun...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I forgot about this feeling! Thank you!

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

We were closer so we got the Swedish berries and fuzzy peaches. who would of thunk that jaw breakers would turn into projectiles!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was in there!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So Gullible

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He shot his shot, for even if he misses he'll land among the stars.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My stoned ass thought they were pixalating out the secret technology!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

legal weed isn't good, its freakin Awesome! what are your laws on mushroom growing and microdosing? Supposed to help the head out a lot.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Play Free Bird!

3 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

Gets paid hourly

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Do a barrel roll!

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I read it in his voice

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yay, go me!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I held my breath...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Y'all ever sneeze so hard yur eye lashes end up at yur lip?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gold yeller, Goldie Locks, Goldmember, Jeff Goldblum, Goldberg, Golden Girl,

4 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 1

You Sir, are a Disney Princess.

4 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 1

I'd gladly except a brain chomp from this kitty if it involved this amount of head licks to begin with...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0