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Feb 19, 2022 9:28 PM
Basweld
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Phantomemega
You're not good... At being a bad boyfriend! One of the good ones right here, people!!!
skjoldbuch851337
MapleMooseMeat
Y'all ever sneeze so hard yur eye lashes end up at yur lip?
aShogunNamedMarcus
DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME THE OL SPICY SALVADOR DALI?
anarchoFeline
you don't sleep with fake eyelashes on unless you're hammered
EmmyEll
Those of you our there who are attracted to women, do you think fake lashes are sexy and/or attractive?
pickeringjjj365
Like military-issued, prescription glasses, also an excellent form of birth control.
sugarsack
I thought that was Freddy
GoNAVYNo1
Yeah, okay, sure... like removing those things won't wake her. Seriously??? ?
cutebytes
Who sleeps with those things on???
AustraliaManUnleashed
Tired people.
BethMme4
Also drunks
weidermeijer
One night stands.
Bytencoder
dragonflynpenguinfarts
Don't forget to use gorilla glue so they don't fall off and get lost in the sheets
sumothername
When she wakes up and realizes what you've done.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Now they are Wang-Dusters
mustardburp
Ya got crusty sperm boogers on yer pp?
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
You don't?
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
She moustache you a question.
VicinoOrsini
Mario Moreno Cantinflas
commentsivehadafew
You’re helping ensure she can find them in the morning by staching them on her lip
chryckie
Stache, you must!
cryborg
I used to consider myself to be a proficient punster.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Jesus christ that was terrible. +1
cryborg
Why you gotta bring Jesus into this?
inkasep1
Yeah, I mustache why it was necessary to reference Jesus.
LieselSkywalker
Please, please make sure she is indeed wearing fake stick-on eyelashes before doing this. Thank you.
Hexxxxxxxxx
Yeahhh..having has extensions before....don't go yanking on lashes.
Vaenaemoenen
But wouldn't she wake up when i'm tearing them off? They're glued am i right?
TheUseriestName
Yep, it's usually skin safe glue. However, recently magnetic lashes have become popular and are much easier to remove.
Vaenaemoenen
So let's imagine i'm doing it. How i know? Keep paperclips near her eyelids and see if they attach?
bro02tc
Or atleast get a good video of you pulling them off for us all to watch when the relationship went bad
Doismellbacon
A word to the wise
dinosaursarebadass
Oh my god, yes. I have really long lashes and an ex thought they were fake. Yanked so many lashes out. I looked stupid for forever.
SirDistic
Still do.
dinosaursarebadass
neos501
I knowww this ? much is truuuuuuu ??
SmokyDoggg
PushPullMagnet
He ded
SirSmurfalot
He is about to get his ass kicked.
TwoSeamer
Is it hard to wash off? Wife hardly uses lipstick
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
Maybe cause he just smushed her lipstick with his finger. Shits expensive
TwoSeamer
Right, but is the potential anger for hard to wash? That amount he used can't be that much of a waste, is it?
SirSmurfalot
I would say both.
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
Both. And imo it changes the shape of the top of the lipstick which can make application more difficult.