MajMalfunction2

162254 pts ยท June 22, 2019


1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's ok, they made 5 billion in profit from child exploitation so it's still a good business practice.

Remember kids, if the punishment is only a fine, then it's "legal for a price"

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I definitely howled laughing when that happened.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who are you, the fun police?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 Meh, wouldn't be my worst first date.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Or since ice is less dense than water, the ice melted on top of the tea and they haven't mixed yet.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So... raspberries with extra steps?

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She may have tested your ketone levels in your urine and knew you weren't going through ketoacidosis.

Anything higher than 250-300 needs a ketone check because ketoacidosis can kill you if not treated quickly.

Blood sugar readings that high without high ketones is not an emergency but definitely something you need to address in the coming days...maybe a week max.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks Marie Callender.

3 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Not as bad as necrotizing fasciitis, but a bad infection from a duck fat burn. @OP talked about it in a previous post.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Any single reading over 300 is a type 2 diabetes diagnosis.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He crossed the finish line a while ago. He's been dead for 4 minutes now.

4 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Knowing the characters, it's probably justified

4 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You mean bitching about your spouse to your 10 year old isn't healthy? Now I know why I got two Christmases as a kid.

5 days ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 6

Custody of their kids?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not really. Speed tape is made from high strength adhesive and aluminum sheet metal whereas duct tape is sticky adhesive, rubber and cloth.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He's using speed tape.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This was a fun trend while it lasted

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They're minerals, Marie.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget about the pedo stuff. She knew and it wasn't a deal breaker either.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely hollow.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0