He's downstairs so I texted it to him, then he ran upstairs to where I am and said, "Let's go look at your rocks! They're not glowing but we can kiss anyway."
And as a geologist I would say check em with a UV light anyway. Lots of minerals can be fluorescent (and under various wavelengts)! And super fun to look for them at night with a UV flashlight.
Yes! Technically, a crystalline quartz formation that has been irradiated and contaminated with iron. Rocks are fascinating creatures! Also, shine. We likes the pretty, shiny things.
It has to be the right shiny rock. Sometimes you can also fascinate them with a piece of cheese. Best to use this time to find the correct rock. Good luck!
I have two pieces of a large geode, polished and made into bookends. They never get used because it would mean I would have to hide the shiny. Can't have that... This would make a nice display piece near a window or something. Cast all the pretty lights all over the place.
I have a bunch of crystals hanging in my craft room window that splashes colors all over the walls :) It's such a magical room, all my favorite things are in there.
Schadwen
Keep it out of the sun
philmoregraves
I also choose this person's husband (and im not even gay this week)
GrimleyGraves
My stoned ass first thought... "ooh big purple bud"
DaffydeDick
Talk about bling-bling mount it on a ring or make a necklace out of it.
shinyspaceslack
love
austinwizardforhire
You should totally wife him!
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
Wow, how did you know I was hungry? That looks delicious!
ALTEFFFOUR
Wonderful amethyst. Every time I see a nice piece like this, I think it looks delicious.
zertmaster
Cholf
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RobErtE87
Ah, me fist!
Zinfandella
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lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
UncivilizedRelic
I don’t have my glasses on and thought to myself, “wow marijuana technology is certainly on the increase”
PresldentClef
Big pretty rock, perfect for the nest!! :3
MajMalfunction2
They're minerals, Marie.
Zinfandella
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fformulaa
MasterChristopher
A dark, thick, rock-hard rock! :O
Zinfandella
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MasterChristopher
Only a little sorry. :)
UnicornIRL
Neato burrito!
Are you Abigail from Stardew Valley and this is a snack?
Zinfandella
I've heard of that game but never played it. I just googled her, lol. Love her purple hair!
3Davideo
OK Abigail, I know how delicious it might look, but DON'T eat it.
jlcurtiss
Awesome SV reference!!
pullingsixty
Put it under your bed underneath where your head lays. It's supposed to have a positive effect on your dreams.
Zinfandella
Ooooo, might try that!
mrsparkle001
isetprettygirlsonfire
He must really love you! Take this to send him

Zinfandella
He's downstairs so I texted it to him, then he ran upstairs to where I am and said, "Let's go look at your rocks! They're not glowing but we can kiss anyway."
isetprettygirlsonfire
Nice! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGxkOG84a3d1NGdqMnJob3ZnOWZvdXhicWFjaXY0NWoyZmZqdXBmOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/39hsA5NQKeaFXNgMav/200w.webp
ThisGuyPostingThings
No wonder you were mistaken for newlyweds during your trip.
Zinfandella
🥰
isetprettygirlsonfire
And as a geologist I would say check em with a UV light anyway. Lots of minerals can be fluorescent (and under various wavelengts)! And super fun to look for them at night with a UV flashlight.
https://geology.com/articles/fluorescent-minerals/
Zinfandella
Interesting! I'll need to get a fluorescent light :)
LateNightBunnyParty
Super cheap just about anywhere these days. Like, $5 on Amazon. Scorpions also glow under UV light!
Zinfandella
Oh, I'll order one then :)
I actually knew that about scorpions! So cool!
Zinfandella
Just ordered one!
boxermonster
"I like you. Have a shiny rock!" A man after my own heart. You're lucky to be given such a fantastic shiny!
wadatahmydamie
Sounds like a penguin man TBQH
AnythingMuchShorter
They're minerals!
boxermonster
Yes! Technically, a crystalline quartz formation that has been irradiated and contaminated with iron. Rocks are fascinating creatures! Also, shine. We likes the pretty, shiny things.
PaulDam
So if I want to get a girl to like me, I should get her a shiny rock?
boxermonster
It has to be the right shiny rock. Sometimes you can also fascinate them with a piece of cheese. Best to use this time to find the correct rock. Good luck!
Zinfandella
It's so beautiful!
boxermonster
I have two pieces of a large geode, polished and made into bookends. They never get used because it would mean I would have to hide the shiny. Can't have that... This would make a nice display piece near a window or something. Cast all the pretty lights all over the place.
Zinfandella
I have a bunch of crystals hanging in my craft room window that splashes colors all over the walls :)
It's such a magical room, all my favorite things are in there.
Zinfandella
Show me your bookends! Please :)
boxermonster
I'm at work right now. I'll have to remember when I get home.
boxermonster
As requested: /a/kRsKvOz I think the other one is on a different shelf in another room.
Zinfandella
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