MagicButtcheeks

15746 pts ยท April 26, 2014


My buttcheeks are indeed magical. They have the abilities to grant one wish per person and to fly by flapping like wings. Also, if you dare screenshot this and get to FP I'll buttcheek-fly into your house and apart from the first wish I'll let you have 2 more. No extra wishes tho. Don't cheat.

AMIGO!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Kelly!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Skyrim: "you have a weapon" "you don't use because you have dragon shouts and freaking magic"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SOMEONE POST TRAVOLTA DANCING IN PULP FICTION ALREADY

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#24 fucked me up fam

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. Also, LeBaron sounds like an awesome villain name. If I'd were you I would really consider becoming one. Just sayin' :P

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably a stupid question, but why where you born in Mexico? Why did your father establish the colony there and not in the US?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*'Nam-like flashbacks of the prequels come back*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Source: I'm Argentinian.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For what I understood from the post, OP is Mexican. Having a numerous family is common in most Latin American countries.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*her *sigh* fucking phone

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ger choice, why do you mind?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

@cuntsparkle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know the use of the word knockers thank to FakeTaxi... Help me pls

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's called humour, pal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They grant wishes tho. Read my bio.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually I'm a guy and even though they're magic they're really hairy... and full of hemorrhoids :/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about mine? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gold. No, not gold. That's too low for that. This is a mix of platinum and diamond. FFS that is beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

It was. He was also Animal Mother in FMJ

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fffffuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk yyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuuuu

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Love their shirts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KILL IT WITH FIRE

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Never saw GoT but the first thing I read was "The Reach" and thought "whoever designed this Skyrim map is on drugs"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No me hurt when bed fall down

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe. I'll just acknowledge that and go to sleep. Cheers luv

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came* welp the orgasm is messing with my IQ now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cane

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@sarah when are you inviting us to your next show?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Nope. "Estoy" (from verb "estar") means "I am" and ot refers to a temporary action (poopin) or a place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0