A little dump of my favourites from Owlturd

Jul 7, 2016 9:09 AM

AngelDescent

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Source; owlturd.com (Edited)

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn these are some old owlturds.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No cutsies.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Y DO BAGEL HAS HOLE?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

When we were young we sometimes played the penis game on a different difficultie, and called the game "Sieg Heil". Talk about dumb kids...!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, I think I know what university he went to based off of the penis game comic

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

<3 UMA

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah!! Awesome :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd be so creeped out if this guy showed up in my checking account.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fixed #16

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FUUUCK I WAS PRESSING B TO SKIP DIALOGUE D:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

That college campus looks a lot like UMass

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah my thought as well. Library + pond dead giveaway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That totally is UMass.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Absolutely, I'd recognize that ridiculously tall library anywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one else has said it: Yeah, fuck 9gag

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Good luck friend

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A little disappointed this didn't end with a bunch of pictures of owl pellets

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

those aren't turds though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Owl tax:

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ask and ye shall receive

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

see you on fp

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You say no link you're on mobile... But it's litarly. Owlturd..com isn't it?

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

I read them on the LINE Webtoon app

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

litarly.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Litrly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wasn't aware of that c:

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Too bad it's not shown on each individual picture or anything easy like that.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That handcuffing the friend thing. Thats called work. Workmates.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His comics are all the fucking same.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I've always wanted to be beaten down by life with hope

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This artist is on imgur under shennanagans or something

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then cancel the webcomic before the dramatic and climactic ending because fuck his supporting fans

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's at his best when he isn't all depressed. Then he just kinda repeats the same joke over and over. Hope he's okay, though.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

He's come out and said that he's perfectly fine, he just thought the 'life=crush' jokes were funny and resonated well.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I think this joke is funny and resonates well, so I'm gonna go ahead and make it over and over and over.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I won't disagree with that sentiment :P

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like something a depressed person would say.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Him and the other girl who draws webcomics need to date.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know, for a guy that entertains the internet so much. I figured he'd be making way more :S https://www.patreon.com/owlturd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next month I'm gonna patron him because he helps me cope with depression. lol (has to be next month cause I'm over my over-draft :|

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love hurts. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Shen went to my school for Undergrad. I'm just judging from the comic pics of course.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go U!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go U Mass!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GO UMASS! (Worst school chant ever)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 I live in Japan and let me tell you, it is most certainly like the animes

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Oh please be it Girls und Panzer

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TELL ME MORE

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Probably just depends on the anime. Maybe shen is into shounen and hasn't found his master, rival and antogonist yet.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

This pleases me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe Mahou Shoujo and wondering where the hell all the little magical girls are, fighting godzilla-esque creatures in poofy outfits.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or a magical mascot to turn him into a mahou shoujo, you never know.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mahou shoujo of the end is not something you wanna fuck with

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god that one was so fucked up, one of my favs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I assume you mean Madoka Magica, which was indeed awesome. But Mahou Shoujo means Magical Young Girl, it's a whole genre of anime.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just have to vent my appreciation of Madoka Magicka here, because reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe I read your comment too fast, could've sworn I've read Madoka. I know it's a genre, but I just instantly think of Madoka on hearing it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually love the idea about the tutorial NPCs. We all think of ourselves as the player, but there are no NPCs, just other people playing

9 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 2

Too bad adult life is like Dark Souls

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its the ultimate sandbox game.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hyper-realistic too. If you die ingame, you die in real life.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

no fuck you i'm the only player

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sonder. The word you are looking for is sonder.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only absolute truth is my own existence. -Solipsism

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone's the protagonist in their story. "No one is against anyone else. They're just for themselves." Helps me deal with selfish people.

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

I prefer to think of myself as the antagonist of everyone else's story.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I know some people who are the antagonist of everyone's stories.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Then there's me, who's the antagonist of other people's stories

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's why I think I despise certain type of people more than usually. That type who is not pro themselves but against others. They don't

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

want happiness for themselves, they want to prevent others for having it. No matter what. The kind of people who pay 50 € so someone won't

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get 100€. Selfishness is easy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a theory you are all not real, and I'm the only person alive. The rest of you are just simulations. I even have anecdotal proof.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Go home, Berkeley, you're drunk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah? Well I have four kinds of sliced cheese to make grilled cheese with.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? No, I'M the only real person! Stop trying to confuse me!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is just what the machine would say to me!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're awfully confident for a block of code!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aha, the traditional script flipping. Try to convince me of the absurdity of my argument, by telling me Im actually the robot. Does not work

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe we are all just code. More or less confident code.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THESE SPARKLES MEAN NOTHING!

9 years ago | Likes 1080 Dislikes 1

BABY YOU ARE FIIIIIREWOOOOORK!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

@cuntsparkle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS COMMENTING TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The goggles do nothing!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one could apply to podcasters, too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHO ARE YOU? I need to know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ze spahkles, zhey do nahzing

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

Firez thee missailez!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love that accent

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

akzhent

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ride ze shoopuff?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't let no one dull your sparkle!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nice username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually a bit like in the anime

9 years ago | Likes 454 Dislikes 4

I mostly believe the subtler things, the stuff that isn't cute and funny, just... different from how we do it. How they clean house.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually *exactly* like the animes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THERE'S A DOGE THAT SELLS CIGARETTES

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Also, that one village full of friendly deer.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Creepily friendly. Especially if you even look like you may at some point had anything to do with a deer treat.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which ones though?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Boku No Pico

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The least cute slice-of-life ones.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The ones with the giant mechs flying around fighting wars while the city burns to the ground.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah. The people speak Japanese, for instance.

9 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 1

nani?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell, I thought they just made that bit up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Shameless self promotion. +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll use this later

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why the hell is that not on FP yet?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Faves / +1 / Using it / End of being lazy until tomorrow !

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

応援いたします

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but are they kawaii desu?

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Me and a friend went to Japan for three weeks in april-may, can confirm there were plenty of attractive males and females there.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Aren't the males really shy and not social? this is what I've heard from other sources.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you ever go to Japan, make sure to visit a maid-cafe, it's the best. =)

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1