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Credit: Mart Virkus
MagicButtcheeks
Skyrim: "you have a weapon" "you don't use because you have dragon shouts and freaking magic"
Zak57TR
Last of Us earned my +1
DemiXIII
Pokemon Go: You have a smart phone. You can catch pokemon in AR, and argue with random strangers about your magic bird team being better.
ionlylooklikeapotato
Shadow of The Colossus: You have a weapon. Start running halfway across a massive map so you can be slightly closer to the boss's weak spot.
SpaghettiFox
Battlefield: you have a shit bucket. You win by default.
ionlylooklikeapotato
Undertale: You have a weapon. You used it as a game mechanic. You heartless bastard.
personwhotakesfleetfootwork
WE'RE IS MONSTER HUNTER.
Shahow
only 3 people play that game
evolution4407
Original: /a/LE14L">http://imgur.com/a/LE14L | Crispy: http://imgur.com/a/7N7eH
badke
Pokemon Go: You have a weapon. You know your neighborhood better than we do, so we're not going to judge.
gappvembe
Castlevania/Metroid: Map - you just got an ability to open multiple doors multiple squares from where you are now.
CertifiedTintinologist
Mario Kart: You have a weapon. You still get your shit wrecked right near the finish-line by that asshole in last place with the Blue Shell
smkepiphone
No Battlefield?
CogPrimus
What's that?
ManMashine
You have no gun. Because it's DLC.
MarshallDaemon
You have C4. You strapped it to a go-kart and ran it into a tank screaming something in Arabic.
SouthernBorn
All of these are spot on.
erelyes
You have every weapon and weaponised vehicle known to man. So do the other 63 people in the server.
SilentScreamsX
There's infantry in Battlefield?
ecodude
You have a gun, it's worthless because the enemy has a hundred tanks.
Angaram
Dark Souls 2: I have a ladle and now I'm going to beat this giant ass dragon to death with it.
TheWayADrillWorks
Legend of Zelda: You keep finding weapons. Every time you do, you'll need it for the boss. Most weapons are more useful out of combat.
abracafuckyou
I'm sad Destiny isn't on here. (Be it positive or negative criticism)
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
You have a weapon, it cost a billion dollars to make and everyone hates it anyway.
GitGudBoi
You grind for a weapon (even though its boring) because it's OP, then the dlc comes out and the weapon becomes useless. Destiny kinda sucks.
EchoWhiskyBravo
abracafuckyou
These all make me happy.
covetouscash64
You have a weapon. If it's not the vendor Hung Jury it sucks.
VonRichtofenlw
All are pretty accurate but you only have lots of health in DOOM on easy, and no one in their right mind plays on easy. Try death in 3 hits.
DrJigglePhysics
Fortunately enemies can never hit you in DOOM (all projectiles/melee). Best single player game in years though and the soundtrack is op.
BlankMage
Mostly, but the goddamn flesh balloons never failed to fuck everything up for me, because they have no concept of personal space.
FancyBanana
doom is both eas yand hard at the same time, keep up the pace and ur good, lose it for a second and ur fucked up the ass with a baseballbat
UhBell
Was a bit confused when I read that, then remembered I've been playing on Ultra-Violence.
Carryonmywesterosson
I-D-D-Q-D and I-D-K-F-A is how I beat Doom
BigButtBandit
That's nothing to brag about
BeerIsBetterThanSunshine
But you can potentially get health from every enemy if you Glory Kill them. So you have lots of health, it is just in the enemies blood.
Youmiss100percentoftheshotsyoudonttakeWayneGretzkyMichaelScott
I called the possessed health piƱatas
renegade9
Which also happens to serve as armor and several kinds of ammunition. Demon blood sure is versatile!
Radix865
Not in the originals...what was on the ground was all you got.
VonRichtofenlw
Yup.
WebRiderGuardian
AMRIV
FridgeOfJustice
This is exactly what I thought of... And it made me so happy I saw it here :,)
CloneWarrior85
God damn it Reisen http://imgur.com/u0G6MGV
CatBlaster5000
fcuking saved for later
GioGiosTripleBagel
OVERDRIIIIIVEEEEEEE
MelonGoggles
HARMON OVERDRIVE?!
WhatyoudontknowaboutFUCKMOUNTAINcankillyou
Three? That's cute. http://www.copaxgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Devil-Daggers.jpg
fenix404
This game is fucking siiiiiiick
WhatyoudontknowaboutFUCKMOUNTAINcankillyou
A friend of mine described it as "the video game equivalent of a root canal". I fucking love it.
fenix404
It definitely sounds like it. Like the in game sound effects
onlyhalfghost
a Revenant kills you in the same number of hits on I'm Too Young To Die as it does on Ultra-Violence, though: 5. Wait, you mean the new one.
GoToHeck
This isn't true. 'I'm Too Young To Die' actually halves the amount of damage you receive.
onlyhalfghost
so it does. I haven't played Doom on ITYTD in years.
VonRichtofenlw
Most people are talking about the new one these days. It's good enough to.
Magmos
Borderlands2: You have AT LEAST 4 guns on you all the time, but none of them are strong enough. Find more (and better) guns always.
sometimesifeellikeanut
Borderlands : Where you eventually stop playing because you are too busy deciding which gun is better
Nykidemus
I eventually stopped playing because it took me all the ammunition in my inventory to clear through one area of mobs. PACING guys.
MrMobil
I hate when your playing The Last Of Us, and you've just used all of your weapons and ammo in a big ass fight, and then you hear a Clicker.
KennyBlankenshipsmostpainfuleliminationoftheday
I rarely use my guns so im always stocked .
Mastersword2020
No tf2? :0
Zetor
TF2: Join us, we have hats!
aetheryn
Honestly PotG usually goes to Torbjorn as he's staring at the wall or dying while the turret does everything.
Shahow
only the ones shown on youtube hanzo is #1 reaper is second then bastion then junkrat then torbjorn
ionlylooklikeapotato
Besiege: You have a block. Turn it into a weapon. (that may or may not require an engineering degree and multiple mods)
three33x2
Can confirm. Words do hurt more than bullets. +1
bonglungs
were you shot irl?
HOLAKOOO
well done
Stashbox13
Go to your fucking safe space
aworkoffiction
Hurt feels don't respawn
BaggedSoup
So I can kill someone with a dictionary?
SzabolcsDenes
Is it hard cover?
BaggedSoup
It's not... But if I roll it and shove it down the throat maybe I can kill them!
webrider82
Words are like bullets. I let the pass through me.
crazycatmister
Š”ŃŠŗŠ° Š±Š»ŃŠ“? Really?
WowSoSparkly
Have gamed, can confirm.
Shahow
its true
aShogunNamedMarcus
CoD and "Last of Us" would seem to have little in common, but trivia fact: the clickers are actually calling Joel "Faaaaag" in morse code
covetouscash64
You actually made me go and google that. Have a cookie.
Frozenpasties
Damn, I loved killing people with the good old "brick to the face, then punch their fucking face in" combo in that game.
SleepingWalrus
I died so many times to those fuckers.
Rox2
"I'll just sneak up and shank this mofFUCKFUCKFUCKING GOD DAMN IT" - every few minutes playing Last of Us.
mustang2733
Do you have any evidence? If so, that is awesome.
Vezwyx
Pretty sure it's a joke, dude
mustang2733
Dangit, still would be interested if someone tried translating their clicks from morse
DJhiggySmalls
Has ANYBODY beaten Grounded mode on TLOU??
ThatLambdaGuy
I got the platinum for it. Grounded wasn't as hard as people made it out to be.
MJGreen
Yes. Took me way less time than any of my previous playthroughs. Way less time wasted on exploration.
Derpypie11
I beat that and Grounded plus because I'm a trophy whore
Ziharkk
Yes, extremely rewarding. Anything less than grounded is a joke once you start on it. TLOU is one of the best games of our lifetime.
enigma1235
I'm stuck at the lodge as Ellie, I'm dreading the fight with David in the restaurant...
DJhiggySmalls
Yeah with no listen mode it's incredibly difficult
WisdomThumbs
He is become Joel, and you are become stalker.
WisdomThumbs
Saying "Yes" to this question is bragging. But yes. ...Twice. .......I may be a masochist. >_>
Sfumato
physically im fucking possible
DJhiggySmalls
I got the the fucking Firefly base and then my controller died. I was killed. I was pissed. I didn't play for weeks.
TFor
Damn. ARMA is the most niche shit of all niches and nobody ever gets it right. Mark got it right.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
My ArmA experience would go: "You have a weapon. You instead spawn 100 C-130s and watch them collide into each other."
Whitney189r
Yeah, the rifle becomes kind of inconsequential at that point.
JohnMike64
I wouldn't say its that niche anymore its one of the most played game ons steam but 10/10 for accuracy. Although feels so good to be the MG
TFor
ARMA 3 is, but this is Labeled as A2. A2 was supperrr niche (and I wish it was back :/ )
TrashRemastered
I started with ArmA II for DayZ mod, moved on to better things than that with ArmA 2 until it's community died.
TFor
Regrettably I pushed the big red button to switch from A2 to A3 way too early.
TheBritfag
Idk man, ArmA isn't even that hard. You just need to use your eyes and your noodle.
TFor
I run a 60-member unit don't worry I know :)
TrashRemastered
Which unit, if you dont mind me asking?
TFor
ironfistarma .com. We focus on non-second-job tactical fun.
lextune
Shlits
+1 for sunny D
Radiumbreon
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DurendaI
The Arma 3 one hits way too close to home...
ManMashine
it's actually the same with Arma II and Arma aka Operation Flashpoint.
DurendaI
Yeah, my buddies and I had some pretty cheeki breeki times back in the day. Dayz Epoch was pretty great.
RightInThePleb
That's where I started on when I first got my PC. Looking for ward to hopping on the new apex expansion today
TrashRemastered
Apex is sexy AF dude.
DJDadMouth337
Last of us was such a good game
Wtfmynamewontwork
Felt super generic and the characters were boring. Couldnt play more than 2 hours...im ready for the downvotes
Ashilino
Ah each to their own, what was your favourite game or one of?
Wtfmynamewontwork
Mass effect is my favorite story-wise. I probably didnt like TLOU because i went into it with extremely high expectations. It felt cliche
Ashilino
Mass effect was killer man
hnk416
Even after multiple playthroughs, I still can't make myself share this opinion.
Rox2
The best game*
cahipstercop
Was like Mcarthy's the road in a video game. Epic.
sweatytelemarketer
Too bad I can't play it on pc though.
DJDadMouth337
Score 1 for us console plebs
LordSatanHimself
So that makes the score PC:365916592046105 to consoles:-999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998
insomniax20
Finally decided to get a PS4 a few weeks ago and that was one of the first games to buy for it. Loved playing through it again!
DJDadMouth337
I've played through it probably a good 3 or 4 times. Still have a great time each and every time
Pieizgood
and still is
DJDadMouth337
Yeah it really it
IHateSupernatural
Rumored second one coming out soon.
DJDadMouth337
Fingers crossed bro fingers crossed
mellino19
Probably the best game I've ever played.
DJDadMouth337
Same here bro. It's not often that a video game actually has you emotionally involved in the characters
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DJDadMouth337
Also very vested in the uncharted series. The first Uncharted was the first game I ever played again after beating it.
DJDadMouth337
Haven't had the chance to play the 4th one yet though
busdriverdan
The new God of War is having gameplay inspired by it! Im legit excited as a huge fan of both.
gangstanick
It looks more like dark souls to me at least
StephNugs
Have you ever played dark souls? Nothing about it seems similar.
gangstanick
I've played dark souls why would I say it if I didn't?but that's just what I think not a lot tho
DJDadMouth337
Isn't the new GOW going to be for Xbox one and PS4, right?
sergio32
No
PenisShapedPoops
Doubtful, as it's Sony Santa Monica making it.
DJDadMouth337
So just ps4?
TheUpdootist
Yes sir. No way Sony would give up their heavy hitters. That would be like Microsoft agreeing to let halo be multi platform back in the day.
terrorista31
I don't think so, GOW its like sony's child.
DJDadMouth337
For some reason I thought it was an X box exclusive
TheSneaky
HAHAHAHAHA... ha.
helloworldtestingmic
thats more like it
Heavykiin
No, Dragonslayer Armour isn't that big.
Aguynamedcarl
Jokes on you. Bigger size means easier boss fight.
helloworldtestingmic
after you learn how to finish the game naked armed with a stick, every boss is easy. but still.
MathiasGrim
Dark souls 3 fast rolling is the easiest play style try sheild tanking in that game with high equip load it just doesn't work on most bosses
Ikilluferever
Well with the equip load being 70% for fat roll, it's very lenient. Back in my day you had to be below 25% to fast roll.
MathiasGrim
i mean in dark souls 3 there is a 30% threshold for a super fast roll also "back in my day" come on man