MadSlapper

6556 pts ยท August 7, 2013


Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it" First class, yo, this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmmm, this might be all right But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air

Hahaha this deserves more attention +1

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Atmosphere reference? Word to your moms

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Money can be made easily with that ability

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If he was a 30 year old Houstonian with far less money.. yes.

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Last year

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Or the one from AHS freakshow

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Guys! I found the engineer!

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Yeeeessss

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It's amazing what the body can endure. You got this. Challenge yourself. Talk shit. Rage against yourself. Know that you're stronger.

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What always helped me was an inner monologue. "Oh you're tired? Your legs hurt? Running out of breath?" Then I'd run harder and faster.(1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Bless you! Looked for this expressly

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fowl ball

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Hahahahaaaa! Yee

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Mhmm

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bob... Bob had bitch tits

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His name was Robert Paulson

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Hahaha very nice. Did this same thing to my roommates a few years ago, but with rubber lizards. Still finding them in random spots

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just sayin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here here

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Don't feel guilty about feeling emotion. Let that cry out! Much better than bottling those emotions. Better in the long run. Much love fren

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Woah... Good for you yo

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Haha word

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Hell ya, this is gold. 100% dad approved

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And the boobs

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Congrats on the sex

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