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Dec 11, 2017 8:44 AM

GandalfBaggins

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not when it comes to bioshock. they give you the supplies after you've already killed the boss splicer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So accurate. +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i just beat dark souls 3 last night

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn there are no potions here. Game autosave...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone should do an abridged Lotr where everything is redub and its a mmorpg. Gandalf is higher level running noobs thru dungeons.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Veteran players know this

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Unskippable cutscenes on super hard bosses are...fun...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dont forget the sudden music change!

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Or rather the music suddenly gone. Or walking into an unusually open area.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

it always bothered me that i rarely if ever saw that fucker cast a fucking spell. dickhead wizard kept swinging a fucking sword like a tank?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

He was casting Sword Strike....not his fault he's a "Sword Strike" wizard and not an Evoker Wizard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How is it not his fault? He wasn't forced into that line of work.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dark Souls would fuck me up with the fog gates. Sometimes it's a boss, other times it's a bonfire.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im guessing you play gears of war

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skyrim in vr, not seeing the mini map and just getting bamboozled by a pack of wolves. Gets me everytime

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FFS just *lying* around here

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thaaankyou!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or you could be playing a 90's Final Fantasy game where you may get no warning at all before a boss and last saved an hour ago.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's nothing different. No potions. No save point. A boss fight is about to happen, and it's 1987.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*lying

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boss fountain!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called gore shadowing!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I think I might have just failed a spot check..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Gabba Gandalf!

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8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

In Outlast an autosave meant you were finally safe for, like, 2 seconds

8 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

FUCK THAT GAME NEVER AGAIN

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was autosave? I played most of the game with my eyes closed.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I have to play horror games twice always. Once to see where jump scares are. Then a second time to enjoy it... I'm a jumpy person

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fatty McFatFatGanoush

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outlast taught me that horror games are DEFINITELY not my thing.

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Outlast is just the scariest there is. Games like Soma has a great story and isn't scary. You only play Outlast if you want to piss yourself

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It just bugs me that I can’t handle a game like that when I fucking looove horror movies.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd love to give an hour lecture on this. It's part of why gaming is actually the best platform to tell a story, objectively, and ->

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hands-down. Because of agency. Have you ever played Life is Strange/Mass Effect? Did you feel guilty for the choices you made? Have you ->

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go try layers of fear

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A horror game, for people who don't know what horror is!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't classify it as horror.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If i were a gamedesigner i would do one prep room+ music change+autosav and then an empty level with creepy music

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Have you played the dead space series? They do something like this and it's fucking nerve wracking.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure Satan would be one of the pre-orderers

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the second play through, the final boss shows up, attacks once which clears put 90% of your health, and then just leaves.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who hurt you?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I've known quite a few sadistic game designers. This isnt that bad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tuck-rolls away to safety

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and then when you get to the next level/are play cheerful music and fill the room with mimics

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

area*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Either that or hide mimics as normal throughout the game, then make a room that looks like a horde of mimics but is just scattered furniture

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just make every chest have a chance of being a mimic when opened. New horrors every playthrough!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

an unusual level of cruelty however, there is no sight of treasure in a room full of furniture. we want them to hope they might find sumthin

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do an intro room 2 chests 1 mimic. Next room, 15 chests. Sign saying there's *at least* 1 mimic in the room. Make the exit door the mimic.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ahahaha, thatd be great

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or a bonfire before a large open space...

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

The Claws Beneath . . .

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bloody Frostclaws.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I literally cannot remember bonfire anywhere near a bossfight though, its what made me so annoyed about reserving supplies

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just playing dark souls for the first time and so far it's been 5 minutes of running back to the damn fight each time a boss shreds me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found the bonfires got closer to boss fights as the game went on in DS3. In the beginning, you usually have to run through enemies, (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...but by the end, fights like NK, SoC, and Gael just plop the fire down right there. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you mean you dont amass souls by fighting the same enemies on the way to the boss, as you continually die to the boss.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I usually just run by them all :P

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0