Humans are #1

Apr 6, 2018 5:43 PM

tcott311

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so are elephants to all of these... don't even have to leave the ground to dunk.

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Technically crabs think we walk sideways

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Elefants can also get drunk from eating amarula fruit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mosquitoes are sneaky murderers and spiders can be too. what about scorpions?I know you say you have to be where they are, look around

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nicely done

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

if cambridge analytica were in charge of humanity's re-election campaign...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#soproud

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

0 days without an accident

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or even play the guitar as a crab http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ntjfRB3x1r3ecujo1_400.gif

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Octopuses can walk like a crab

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Welcome to 2018 motherfucker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8pxw5VCz70 elephants will inherit the earth

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also bukake please don't forget bukake.

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Humans invent A.I. A.I. destroys humans. A.I. is #1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think other animals could dunk, like a kangaroo, but they see no point to it. You could probably train one with a reward structure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... obviously you never heard of air bud.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it said "only species that can drunk"

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Duuuuuuuuude

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gimme some fin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

crab mode engaged

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Viruses are top of the food chain.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

there it is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Downvote because an elephant can dunk

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And parrots.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

monkeys

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We're also the only ones who will hold off pooping or pissing until after that thing we wanted to watch is over.

8 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 3

Speak for yourself

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Cats do this...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

but don't cats almost always bury it? I say almost because one of my cats REFUSES to cover his shit/piss in the litter box. He was stray b4

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You've obviously never owned a cat. My cat will hold it if he's watching a bird, and as soon as the bird flaps away, *scurry to litter box*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tis true, maybe it has more to do with us being domesticated than being human.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So 10 mega-days is like 27,397 years. What happened 25,400 BCE that put us on top of the food chain?

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It's arguable when we became top of food chain because even today 1 on 1 with a lion I would bet on the lion. However generally the time

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of Neanderthals probably were smart enough to defend themselves and develop tools to be considered "top"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An individual losing a fight to another individual does not change a species' place on the food chain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because we're an apex predator does not mean were at the top of the food chain. Our trophic level is actually pretty low.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is a trait we share with bears - we can kill loads of things, things can rarely kill us. But we just fucking love carbs (or berries).

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

hand to hand we suck up against some pretty small critters

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the spear, fire, artificial clothing all predate humans and tools have shaped our evolution. Saying a man without weapons is like 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

saying a bear without its hide and claws - it isn't complete. 2/2

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I wouldn't wrestle a honey badger is all I'm sayin'

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Zero air... weak ass water rat will never be air Bud!

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Where is your God now?

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Just sayin

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Touche

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OP was wrong, apparently there's an otter species that can dunk too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is the one you call "Science" now, fool?

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3 out of 4 still ain't bad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy in the stall next to me might be a little confused why I just started laughing out loud. Thanks for that lmao

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Post got mother trucking dunked on. Oooooooooooh dang

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

...Fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

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Only humans can dunk? I'll prove otter wise.

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Wow, the new Portland Trailblazers line up looks like a huge improvement

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know that's a joke but I'm a Blazer fan and we're 3rd in the west, dammit! GO BLAZERS

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Pretty sure I've seen my cat walk sideways like a crab as well

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That rim isn't regulation!

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Not fair his trainer was human it gave him the advantage

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Plus, if you trace it far back enough, the net has at least some part of it that is handmade

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*humanmade

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Top 10 science myths DEBUNKED

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Get dunked on HUMANITY

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*DEDUNKED

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Checkmate, atheists.

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Wouldn’t this be more of a checkmate to theists who think humanity is unique?

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So they evolved into being able to dunk

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Actually I'm pretty sure he's part of the Allied Atheist Alliance, soooo...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damnit. Now im catholic.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Damnit, no more lie-in on Sundays then.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean a Real christian

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rather than debunking this whole list... otters are humans now, nuff said

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I'd rather be an otter.

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I’d vote for it

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That is soooo photoshopped. You can tell that a cat was shopped over a hooman.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some might say it's shopped.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well I have it on good authority that the US declared war on Japan in December 1941.

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Technically that’s a low five but....whatever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, maybe we didn’t invent it. But we sure did record it. And once is never and on tape is forever. We invented it. And the camcorder

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There goes my delusions. Just watch 'me shatter!

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Okay shattering my pride in humanity, but dang thats so cute

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We good, turtles can't breakdance!

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FUCK

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