MacMoose

12237 pts · March 11, 2016


Someday I'll put something witty here with humor and blackjack and hookers in fact ...

The dog is cool but look at the mustache this bird has ;-/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When someone says that to me my usual response is if you're tired of my complains then you leave.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen, already bought my lottery ticket ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. Good eye

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the longest time I was hoping this wasn't just a joke and he makes it into a real movie.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a change for the better. Religious person does not mean good person or a bad person. But religious believes are easily abused.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nope! No salt even. Try it on a small piece and check.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can’t comment on this food but I make hamburgers out of fresh ground lamb n onion no seasoning and it turns finger licking good. Try it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is it called?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to think it was brie cheese in the first image. Ivan gonna make some cheesy money mOfos

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the one that you get a gift only if you were naughty? Woohoo!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kept watching this for longer than I'd like to admit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all I need

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And for all you wanting to say my math doesn't add up ... Let me finish. Moses resurrected a few more too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm down! Ye heathens, Jesus was in the highland and resurrected 3 people, there happy now?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a Canadian & I think it's a bigger Tuba for us. Like really big. Whatever big tuba you have in mind just double it++. May be even bigger

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The man is a National - nay International- treasure! Listen to him for Schwartz’s sake.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Loophole: He’ll bring a megaphone to the event but because he’s a stable genius he cant figure out how to turn it on ...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the last time Amy: You are not Jeasus.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So basically stop hitting yourself

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of my imgur comments. They're da bomb but somehow don't explode.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

It will circumcise you in a jiffy.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Legend has it that this was originally designed as an automatic circumcision machine.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm a helicopter by I identify as a truck!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess what's coming to an Ikea near you?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is great! Why are people down-voting it? He totally botched handling of this crisis and he's acting as if they didn't.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So not a Dr Who fan?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok! But in your example, public would not need access to it. Just the specific group of farmers needed it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0