Sep 13, 2020 8:55 PM
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ShirleyIvie
Try our brand new Bris-O-tine!
agalgonzalez2000
I had one of these with a steel cover.
yomorider
This is SO much better than what we have now.
faphappyscreencappy
I feel like I should be hearing gramophone music playing as this turns.
Berniesmybro
Now just imagine carrying that shit to school with you
GullahGullahIslander
CGMR
When you need to do your math test at 3 and kill vampires at 4.
caffienewithcoffee
Made in the USA!!
cliffbarsancereal
Put your pen.....cell.. in it
ohmygodimonfirewhyarentyouhelping
Today we would have to have the blade covered with titanium and a warning label in bright orange
BishlamekGurpgork
Is it though? It looks suspiciously like a modern pencil sharpener trying to look antique a little too hard.
Affray
It looks like something you'd see on a desk in Bioshock Infinite.
Ginocide
From back before the era of the warning label.
standingalone
GranDuque
This was inevitable.
gotkrypto
Anything AUTOMATIC is well....automatically cooler.
pastastructure
Imagine the money that could be made with something actually useful (like a food processor) made to be totally dangerous and look old.
Jennandjuice17
Cillellic
Read it as Antique Peril Sharpener, and just though "huh... neat"
Turtlegir
"John get back to your seat and finish your test" "Yes Ma'am as soon as my pencil is sharpened" *2 hours latér* "Perfect ready now"
fastlanefreddy
This pleases my inner mechanical engineer.
Wtfacoconut
This would a dope looking loading icon/animation for Chrome.
Endocrom
Why is this video being lit by a lightning storm?
slinkiisu
I remember the ones that had like three screw gears inside that ground the tip down.
freckledkink
They still make those
Cool, I kinda want one for the nostalgia. Mount it on a wall and pretend I'm ten again.
WorkLurker
I have one in my woodshop, it's made by Exacto brand.
MoonRiverFrost
I can't stand using dull pencils, so I would often resharpen them just to get that point. Wasted so much before mechanical pencils
I just stopped taking notes. Fix that problem before it even starts.v
mindstorm8191
My wife doesn't like mechanical pencils. But she pushes the point down too hard to use them right. Breaks the lead right away
Ironblitz
My great uncle said all the kids had pocket knives because they used them to sharpen their pencils.
cre8majic
pocket knives were originally called pen knives so you could sharpen your quills for neater writing
4merGOP
My dad carried a sharp pocket knife with him every day whether he was in his suit and tie or jeans and sweater.
CompletelyUniqueUsername
So do I. Not having one is a handicap many people accept without a second thought.
georgerwerth2
I like old electric fans. Covers didn’t protect very well though! Usually pretty heavy. Made to last!
VaultGirl69
This is why they have flat edges! Neat. ^___^
It's not, actually, and this would appear to work with a round pencil. Wheels or gears behind the tip seem to rotate as well, indicating>
that it's not relying soley on the shape for a grip.
I can't see it from the top.
Yeah, but you can see the parts behind the tip that are rotating it.
So the it is possible that the flat edges help the rotation. I'm case some other part gets stuck.
It's possible. But the flat edges aren't original or standard or vintage, they just keep it from rolling away, and sharpeners have always>
Crawmak
Who would have guessed that Automatic Pencil Sharpener Co. Inc. would make automatic pencil sharpeners?
Vaziera
I thought that too...what an orginal name !
ElbowDeepInUserSub
These were simpler times, before SHRP took over the industry.
PulpyOJ
Had a niche market
ToasterDent
Well they originally were the Automatic Dick Sharpener Co. Inc...
TheYodajen
I wonder what else they make
HenryLongfellowIII
The Mohl-o-matic.
tragicgasolinefightaccident
Automatic crayon peelers
tbomber
Not me. I thought everything in the olden times was made by Acme. Even comically oversized,rocket shaped fire crackers.
Blue4Five
but can I stick my dick into it?
Arliem
Probably.
Frigididator
You? Sure!
EvieViscerate
You can stick your dick into anything if you’re brave enough
komododave
Lightsmith
Yes
2B4U
Your pleasure
senseicombs
If you are uncircumcised you can, but you may turn into a Christian, which may turn into hell.
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
You can, but just once.
bajeba563000
Only if you post the video.
tabirdie20110
Yes!!!
JustADudeAndHisDoodle
Worlds worst game of just the tip
karlthefunruiner
I’m sure it’s thin enough, but it’s not long enough... badumtiss
AlphaKenneyBody
I’d be surprised if you didn’t.
Cable85
For a short while.
greenchair
Another New product by Mohel Incorporated
DonSutherland
If it's a pencil dick
MacMoose
It will circumcise you in a jiffy.
tanebot
morgantylr69
Lol I was thinking the same shit hahahaha
varonicaED
Is it the size of a pencil? Then yes you can, in fact if it is the size of a pencil it should be made compulsory..hehe pencil dick!
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I don’t know - can you?
ManThatzaDrag
Double dawg dare him.
desolatorx
Sure you can pencildick!
joepineapplesindrag
Nice razor scooter
retailmemedrone
If he sticks his dick in it. It will be a razor cooter
RedDirt3D
Pin Prick Freddy the Bug Fucka.
ashram1023
Thank you, also curse you for beating me to it.
bruudwin
No need for cursing, if they're beating you to it i'm sure someones enjoying it :O
I know I forgot to add a smiley face. :)
2graves
Once
myproudburner
Once, Johnny.
barf1189
only if u assume it's getting cut off clean at the base at the first attempt
Burke616
Or because you learn a valuable lesson about sticking your dick in bladed things after the first time.
artistandascholar2000
What’s the point of this?
InoffensivePablum
Yes.
ShirleyIvie
Try our brand new Bris-O-tine!
agalgonzalez2000
I had one of these with a steel cover.
yomorider
This is SO much better than what we have now.
faphappyscreencappy
I feel like I should be hearing gramophone music playing as this turns.
Berniesmybro
Now just imagine carrying that shit to school with you
GullahGullahIslander
CGMR
When you need to do your math test at 3 and kill vampires at 4.
caffienewithcoffee
Made in the USA!!
cliffbarsancereal
Put your pen.....cell.. in it
ohmygodimonfirewhyarentyouhelping
Today we would have to have the blade covered with titanium and a warning label in bright orange
BishlamekGurpgork
Is it though? It looks suspiciously like a modern pencil sharpener trying to look antique a little too hard.
Affray
It looks like something you'd see on a desk in Bioshock Infinite.
Ginocide
From back before the era of the warning label.
standingalone
GranDuque
This was inevitable.
gotkrypto
Anything AUTOMATIC is well....automatically cooler.
pastastructure
Imagine the money that could be made with something actually useful (like a food processor) made to be totally dangerous and look old.
Jennandjuice17
Cillellic
Read it as Antique Peril Sharpener, and just though "huh... neat"
Turtlegir
"John get back to your seat and finish your test" "Yes Ma'am as soon as my pencil is sharpened" *2 hours latér* "Perfect ready now"
fastlanefreddy
This pleases my inner mechanical engineer.
Wtfacoconut
This would a dope looking loading icon/animation for Chrome.
Endocrom
Why is this video being lit by a lightning storm?
slinkiisu
I remember the ones that had like three screw gears inside that ground the tip down.
freckledkink
They still make those
slinkiisu
Cool, I kinda want one for the nostalgia. Mount it on a wall and pretend I'm ten again.
WorkLurker
I have one in my woodshop, it's made by Exacto brand.
MoonRiverFrost
I can't stand using dull pencils, so I would often resharpen them just to get that point. Wasted so much before mechanical pencils
Affray
I just stopped taking notes. Fix that problem before it even starts.
v
mindstorm8191
My wife doesn't like mechanical pencils. But she pushes the point down too hard to use them right. Breaks the lead right away
Ironblitz
My great uncle said all the kids had pocket knives because they used them to sharpen their pencils.
cre8majic
pocket knives were originally called pen knives so you could sharpen your quills for neater writing
4merGOP
My dad carried a sharp pocket knife with him every day whether he was in his suit and tie or jeans and sweater.
CompletelyUniqueUsername
So do I. Not having one is a handicap many people accept without a second thought.
georgerwerth2
I like old electric fans. Covers didn’t protect very well though! Usually pretty heavy. Made to last!
VaultGirl69
This is why they have flat edges! Neat. ^___^
BishlamekGurpgork
It's not, actually, and this would appear to work with a round pencil. Wheels or gears behind the tip seem to rotate as well, indicating>
BishlamekGurpgork
that it's not relying soley on the shape for a grip.
VaultGirl69
I can't see it from the top.
BishlamekGurpgork
Yeah, but you can see the parts behind the tip that are rotating it.
VaultGirl69
So the it is possible that the flat edges help the rotation. I'm case some other part gets stuck.
BishlamekGurpgork
It's possible. But the flat edges aren't original or standard or vintage, they just keep it from rolling away, and sharpeners have always>
Crawmak
Who would have guessed that Automatic Pencil Sharpener Co. Inc. would make automatic pencil sharpeners?
Vaziera
I thought that too...what an orginal name !
ElbowDeepInUserSub
These were simpler times, before SHRP took over the industry.
PulpyOJ
Had a niche market
ToasterDent
Well they originally were the Automatic Dick Sharpener Co. Inc...
TheYodajen
I wonder what else they make
HenryLongfellowIII
The Mohl-o-matic.
tragicgasolinefightaccident
Automatic crayon peelers
tbomber
Not me. I thought everything in the olden times was made by Acme. Even comically oversized,rocket shaped fire crackers.
Blue4Five
but can I stick my dick into it?
Arliem
Probably.
Frigididator
You? Sure!
EvieViscerate
You can stick your dick into anything if you’re brave enough
komododave
Lightsmith
Yes
2B4U
Your pleasure
senseicombs
If you are uncircumcised you can, but you may turn into a Christian, which may turn into hell.
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
You can, but just once.
bajeba563000
Only if you post the video.
tabirdie20110
Yes!!!
JustADudeAndHisDoodle
Worlds worst game of just the tip
karlthefunruiner
I’m sure it’s thin enough, but it’s not long enough... badumtiss
AlphaKenneyBody
I’d be surprised if you didn’t.
Cable85
For a short while.
greenchair
Another New product by Mohel Incorporated
DonSutherland
If it's a pencil dick
MacMoose
It will circumcise you in a jiffy.
tanebot
morgantylr69
Lol I was thinking the same shit hahahaha
varonicaED
Is it the size of a pencil? Then yes you can, in fact if it is the size of a pencil it should be made compulsory..hehe pencil dick!
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I don’t know - can you?
ManThatzaDrag
Double dawg dare him.
desolatorx
Sure you can pencildick!
joepineapplesindrag
Nice razor scooter
retailmemedrone
If he sticks his dick in it. It will be a razor cooter
RedDirt3D
ManThatzaDrag
Pin Prick Freddy the Bug Fucka.
ashram1023
Thank you, also curse you for beating me to it.
bruudwin
No need for cursing, if they're beating you to it i'm sure someones enjoying it :O
ashram1023
I know I forgot to add a smiley face. :)
2graves
Once
myproudburner
Once, Johnny.
barf1189
only if u assume it's getting cut off clean at the base at the first attempt
Burke616
Or because you learn a valuable lesson about sticking your dick in bladed things after the first time.
artistandascholar2000
What’s the point of this?
InoffensivePablum
Yes.