MCDankOC

-54 pts ยท October 27, 2017


You might want to look up the definition of logic if you intend to continue using the word.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And yet thousands are seeing it for the first time thanks to this post.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

In the book, Forest Gump was a 6'6" 300+ lb ex-pro wrestler who went into space before being forced into slavery by cannibals.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Citation Needed]

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you really think someone dumb enough to not know how pregnancy works would survive a 3-year mission?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It isn't okay to steal. It also isn't okay to be a judgmental dick when you have only a small portion of a story.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the city I live in, there's a food pantry but you're not eligible if you're unemployed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not aware of any food pantries within 50 miles of my current location. Checked church websites, no mention there either.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eminem was born in Missouri, went to high school in Missouri, and still owns property there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably just some annoying college kid.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It did, but not as much as the hunger pains in his 3yo daughter's stomach.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 16

And now she's the president of the United States.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And Eminem.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It was actually created to save on energy costs in the evening.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People think that but it isn't actually true. Farmers aren't going to sleep and miss out on valuable time in the field.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You don't have to be old to be a hipster.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My comment had nothing to do with sexuality.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In short, someone with a 4" penis doesn't deserve to be classified in the same group as someone with an 8" penis. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

Some scientists argue that biological sex falls on a spectrum (1/?)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

You'd have to ask Douglas Adams, he's the one who made it up. He didn't expect idiots to believe it, though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Asterisks are only used in places too inferior to have greentext.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

And making more cows.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There are people giving away pianos for free on CraigsList all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He lived several years after this. The Princess Bride hasn't even been released yet when this happened.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Are you actually stupid enough to believe that it are you just hoping other people are?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I am opposed to free speech. If you're not willing to die for it, it isn't worth saying.

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I'm not sure that I could think of a way to explain gun control that *did* sound racist...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Remembering something doesn't entail understanding it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

The average person downvoting this doesn't understand how averages work.

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