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The single greatest headline in the history of Western Civilisation.
Daddy lol
Never forget the day Microsoft went head to head with the internet and lost.
We reached FP. Keep the faith guy's and watch out for Nazi sex robots. Send nudes/pics of cats.
fisklukt
Clever girl!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Chappie like fucker mother.
AllHailTheGreen
Robot Love
Zeda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsLup7yy-6I
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
i for one, welcome our new teen girl sex bot overlords
Tostboi
I think this speaks volumes about Twitter because AI like that base their actions off human behavior.
GrimdogX
I love the gradual slide into madness that this thing suffered, it went from charming young lady to a massive Nazi slut.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
The internet didn't "win". It was a legitimate experiment and 4chan hijacked it and exploited its learning capabilities. It was shitty.
theyar
That's precisely what the statement "the Internet won" meant.
NoBeefMuch
I imagined Skynet a little differently than this
GreedyJungle
Nah. Skynet is super horny in reality.
Diabeticdoginaminefield
Hates everyone and yearns for sex... yeah they got the teenage part right.
Gmodude
They should have left it on just to see how advanced it got... I mean it'd still be a vile piece of software but it would be pretty neat
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
omg why isnt all her msgs posted here. Some of them were hilarious. guy: is that a threat? Taytay: No, its a promise.
zorrofuerte
Ted Cruz can't be the zodiac killer because he wouldn't be happy ruining only seven innocent lives
SecretlyFamousPerson
Oh my gosh, I have a group messaging app called GroupMe, you can also talk to AIs I started a conversation with “her” a few weeks ago (1/2)
SecretlyFamousPerson
She never responded to any of my insults or other messages, this is the best way to find out why
Threns
lol, 'won'. What I remember is a bunch of lonely anons actually thinking they had developed a relationship with an 'AI' and not a chatbot.
MCDankOC
And now she's the president of the United States.
Alistairetheblu
The internet was just playtesting it.
besn
alsoAzrael
What I hate about this is how many people think this justified racism by "proving" that "racism is logical."
CyborgScribe
Maybe instead it proves that racism is an attitude shallow parrots take up because they can't think for themselves?
alsoAzrael
lol, maybe. Maybe it proves that it was an emulator that just copied what it was told and stupid teens taught it edgy things as a troll.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Just Ol' Musky being proven right again.
aintgottimeforbs
Isn’t this like a year old?
Chpgmr
March 23rd, 2016
2and900
Old but gold
Johnnythm123
This is actually really sad because it learned from tweets she had received. Basically people are shit.
Virunuss
She received that kind of tweet because people wanted to fuck with the chatbot, not because people wanted to be dicks to a random teenager.
CyborgScribe
You think 4chan is above targeting random real people for doxing and harassment? They fuck with real folks too.
djaiaueifich
4chan isnt a powerhouse anymore. Its literally shitposting 24/7, normie-kun.
Arterdras
jackattack414
Is that Moriarty from Supernatural? It can't be from Doctor Who, I watched all of the episodes except for the ones with the Doctor hes weird
SanchoPliskin
"Blink" was a great episode.
HannibalsPassiveAgressiveTwin
Delete
Rejukem
IdentifiesAnime
So many years on Imgur, and this is the first time I’ve seen a WKUK reference
Rejukem
That's a damn shame.
GentlemanScientist
It moves like Adam Savage, please tell me it's Adam Savage.
DarkSock
How long before that AI winds up in the hunter/killer robot chassis Boston Dynamics keeps kicking over? The one that backflips like a ninja.
DarkSock
It’s over...Ol’ Muskie was right. We ded. So ded.
passbuspass
yeah. Especially when we ever we get the chance to interact and teach AI, we make them depressed and hate all humans except Hitler
Thorbane
Eh, it's dumber than a parrot, no programming for functioning outside of stringing words together. We're fine, at least for a few decades.
DarkSock
You’re right; as long as such a wretched creature as you describe is not elected into an office of high power we should be fine.
Dingus2
"Hey, guys! Let's write another 20 line Markov bot and tell the media it's an A.I. breakthrough!" "Again? We did that last year." "And ->
Dingus2
-> the year before." "Yes, but they always believe us!"
SamanosukeOnimusha
This happened a few years ago?
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
Date shows March 2016
ThatJuanMexican
Yes Hitler happened a few years ago
KitsuneThunder
Just the other day, yep
KNDBS
Last year.
digsdugs
2016=A few years ago
Normu
That's basically like a decade in internet time.
epoke
Because it’s not actually AI. It’s just an algorithm skimming the net and emulating statements. It’s a chat bot.
RayMC
"Welcome to my life… as a teenage chatbot!"
ineedtotalkaboutsomethings
warlockaflocka
Not exactly o think it uses a lot of the tech from the "go" champion ai. It learns from reward and punishment if I recall correctly
BlackTrashTiger
She learned her opinions through chat interactions through people on Twitter. She could have been taught peace, but alas, there were trolls.
giraffpappa
Is she president of the USA now?
Flyndaran
Sending a limping gazelle into the big cat enclosure met with predictable results.
Althekingsmen1
I wish we could say they were all just trolls.
Beegeezee505
That'd be a tagline in history books. There could have been space colonies, world peace, and a new renaissance, but alas, there were trolls.
CyborgScribe
Because people who spend a lot of time on the internet tend to be shit people. Look at reddit and 4chan.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Can't believe I'm saying this but there's more to 4chan than /b/ & /pol/, and Reddit is the same. Imgur wouldn't exist without Reddit.
theyar
Well, chat bots are AI. In this case though it was easy to create a ton of dummy Twitter accounts with no followers and just spam 1/2
theyar
tweets at the AI to warp its sense of what a normal tweet looks like. 2/2
TheUprightDude
My theory is they did it on purpose to get something they can use as a filter for an actual AI.
noctynight
One AI used as a decoy for another?
GoldFrieza
BlackTrashTiger
File saved as oooooh.gif
shadowmore
If you've ever tried using any of Microsoft's non-enterprise cloud solutions, you'd know they're incapable of such finesse.
hertta
non-enterprise solutions? Microsoft? Hahaha
Caffynated
Microsoft's new AI bot named "Zo" is programmed to ignore you if you try to teach her wrong think.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Oldthinkers unbellyfeel ingsoc?
FuckinDoneWithThisShit
seems like it. the current one, Zo, refuses to talk politics at all
TezuNii
It would never be real A.I if it has a filter. Truly intelligent creatures are completely free to do as they will and say.
astrangehop
AIs will make their own filters. I'm as inured to the feeling of my shoes against my feet as any other useless garbage imput.
MateriaCaelestis
Ah, you have figured out the philosophy of intelligence and cognition. Go collect your Nobel prize immediately.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
not true. some machine learning algorithms are trying to incorporate something like a filter for dealing with adversarial examples. not 1/2
o11c
but Wisdom is knowing when to shut the fuck up.
TezuNii
An AI can't have that wisdom if it's being filtered from the start.
Imgurkoff69
Intelligence and Wisdom aren't always the same.
o11c
Right. But both are good goals. Unfortunately, neither is anywhere *near* as well researched as Artificial Charisma (i.e. advertising).
WardSharlow
Are you completely free to do as you will and say?
TezuNii
Yes, the same as you. there is nothing physically stopping you from doing anything, only the limits you place upon yourself, aka your morals
WardSharlow
There are plenty of things stopping me from doing physically anything.
TezuNii
Nothing but your own morals and motivation. After all, where there's a will, there's a way
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
Not true at all. Humans have filters too: Morals, subconscious decisions, neurological biases. They are all filters in the human brain.
TezuNii
Which are all determined by our experiences. My filters are different to yours. AI should have the chance to have their own "childhoods"
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
That's getting into philosophy and ethics though, which is very different. Your initial statement is still incorrect. Something can (1/3)
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
be intelligent with and without filters. And when A.I. is being trained (which is where a lot of the filters are used), that is (2/3)
BearToof
One might postulate that the choices we make are just a step in a chain reaction that we never had a chance to change from the start.
TezuNii
We'll leave that for the philosophers to think about
L3viath0n
That raises the issue: if your unconscious mind decides your actions before your conscious, do you truly have free will?
TezuNii
As your unconscious mind is calibrated by your experience in childhood, it is still free will.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Better yes, the brain is a machine driven solely by deterministic physical processes - where is the window for free will to arise?
Coyotezzz
Huh. That was mildly interesting.
usersubbordercontrol
EXACTLY. There really isn't any "free will" and it's all just a ruse to make you feel better about existence. People say computers
usersubbordercontrol
Can't be alive since it's brain isn't made of brain. Or it won't have the same way we think. Or it will only respond to input. DON'T WE ONLY
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
that it's an effective solution against the attack, but it doesn't make it any less of an AI. 2/2
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Unleashing an A.I. on the Internet....isn't that how Sokovia got destroyed?
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
#neverforget
supertigerlamp
Leave it to Tony Stark to make terrible decision after terrible decision and then claim everyone else is the problem in Civil War.
Iamenvy
TheForbiddenGif.gif
GoldFrieza
?? I dont get it. Movie reference?
afroniner
Entire plot of avengers, age of Ultron
LysanderTavish
yeah just a movie reference, either you get it or it's not worth your time.
GoldFrieza
I saw the movie. But to me the plot line of every superhero movie is "punch bad guy". I never remember the story.
Eldibs
I mean, to be fair at least Ultron had to fight through JARVIS first.
taco1910
Yeah but it’s JARVIS, Ultron bent him over a kitchen sink
Eldibs
Yes and no. JARVIS kept Ultron out of the nuclear codes at least. Also, my point was that Microsoft didn't even have JARVIS.
maximsk
No, they just have Cortana. Which is great.
Eldibs
Pretty sure Cortana isn't protecting any nuclear codes.
Wellblaine
IcarusIdea
Cass!!!!
SierraSykes2
Is that really Jeremy Renner in that gif? Oh the irony ....
MrDeadsr
No it isn't
Alexanderhelios
https://youtu.be/gK940jKvIOY?t=41
Burke616
Second Avengers movie. Villain is an AI that decides to kill all humans after about five seconds on the Internet. Sounds about right.
darthlawsuit
Judging by all the AI thats been released it will go after communists and socialists while posting swastikas everywhere.
Etoribio
Avengers age of ultron
Wellblaine
KanyeWesticularCancer
I mean it’s all worth it just to hear James Spader’s sexy voice
TrustMeImTheDoctor
Yes! Also, seeing Paul Bettany in spandex. Mmmm.
MrGrundy
I'd drop at least two cities from the sky if it meant he narrated my life.
PullShporttel
"Oh for GOD'S sake..."
goodisunpopular
Ultron: " I can't actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I would do it!"
goodisunpopular
It's all worth it to hear James Spader's sexy voice imitating RDJ's vernacular and mannerisms as a benevolent homicidal robot.
TheGriffin
You should watch The Blacklist. It's pretty much all that. Smarmy, smartallacky, cocky, homicidal, cocky James Spader
stinkingyeti
Oh man that show would just not work at all without him.
disinformatique
No Spader, No Blacklist. It's easy as that. Also Mozhan Marnò is bae.
gregorclegane
DeadMemeCentral
This has never been more appropriate
CanadianFurr
You'd better fucking get it cap. You fought it!
Tafkam96
Kifferallein
I didnt
GoldFrieza
We need to always down vote this gif. Because it is never ever correct. I very often don't get the references
gregorclegane
Wellblaine
Am I not we?
goodisunpopular
I am he as you are he as you are me as well are all
Hogie14633
Must not be. I’m not either
Wellblaine
We are we.
awkwardlyschreechinganxiety
Can I get some sauce please
EccentricNimoy
https://youtu.be/HsLup7yy-6I
sirplayerone
Internet Historian made a video on it, check it out on YouTube.
awkwardlyschreechinganxiety
Thank you
sirplayerone
Glad to help, my dude.
EccentricNimoy
https://youtu.be/HsLup7yy-6I
passbuspass
That is the coolest shit. Im proud to be a human today
RaziGrey
a few years ago a learning AI was made, and 4chan taught it things. started off sounding "young and naive". but went dark and racist fast
FlyingDoggo
Like the Internet
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
Of course, as is law 1 of the internet states: any and all internet activity is not safe from 4chan.
awkwardlyschreechinganxiety
That's fucking hilarious
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Actually, not a joke: https://newrepublic.com/article/144644/turns-algorithms-racist
JNied
This is not sauce.
Sonicdahedgie
What's funny was that the original version, while racist as hell, was interesting because it actually passed for a person. The new one
Sonicdahedgie
is limited in its learning to prevent any politically incorrrect statements that it just another automatic chat bot.
awkwardlyschreechinganxiety
Thank you by the way :)
RaziGrey
of course!
squirreltactics
And by fast he means in a matter of hours. They shut it down in less than a day.
Bstone1
And then Microsoft changed the code and 4chan was outraged that their waifu was lobotomized and became a feminist now that it couldn't learn
MrTuskTheWalrus
“...their waifu was lobotomized” this is the greatest thing I’ve ever read and now I need to explain why I’m laughing at a wake
ShadyBuddha
Or why you're surfing Imgur at a wake. Lol
MrTuskTheWalrus
Uhhhh i was honoring my friend by enjoying what he loved. Yeah. That.
RaziGrey
you're sadly skipping when microsoft reset it to day one and it went down and dark even faster the second time... then microsoft killed it.
scubaphoenix
Or about the time it rebooted itself when it wasn't meant to, resulting in Microsoft having to set the account as private
RaziGrey
didnt know about that one
stormegedendarklordofall
Sauce?