MACROMASTIA

1112 pts ยท November 19, 2015


"I'm an Insect, who dreamt he was a man and loved it...but now that dream is over and the insect is awake."

I smell photoshop. Anybody got her name or another picture of her to confirm she's fat in all the right places?

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The Baby is looking at the camera. That is all.

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DOG's thinking: Great, How am I going to explain those sopping wet shoes to Mom.

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Q: Mom, what's a Dildo? A: Well son, in my case it's this...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll shoot your eye out kid...

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This should be killing the OP's likes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tears rolling down my face the first time I saw that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Santa Claws

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might as well take 2 minutes to celebrate photoshop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, they ain't built for comfort, pal.

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Is this an escape or a capture?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it's feeding time for Sea World's Killer Whales.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shopping Malls are dying all across the country, and I am deeply grateful to the internet. I hate shopping malls and I'm not even married.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She'll always be our Princess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth is subjective. Facts are unassailable. The CIA's coddling of drug dealers as a means to an end does not prove their culpability.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

...and yet we know that South America is moving further and further away from Africa

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still say the future ain't what it used to be.

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You forgot one

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I'm predicting Water Cutter Channel vs. Water Cutter Channel Drama on Youtube. It happened with Hydraulic Press vs. Hydraulic Press.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worse than Howard the Duck.

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He is The One.

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Not bad, but...

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Already been done.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I saw that on Star Trek: The Next Penetration!

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Carful Carrie! His hairline is much younger than the average Star Wars fan.

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