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Dec 30, 2016 1:56 PM
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This is why if I want to just browse around aimlessly, I go alone. Couldn't do it if I knew it was torture for the person I brought along.
ICanHasJava
I really don't get this. If I'm shopping with a partner for something they are interested in, I try to show interest too and ask questions.
jackodn
Smart phones have made waiting in general a lot more tolerable.
WhateverFloatsYourVote
#3 Looks a little too young to be a married man
MrRidiculous
Maybe me and my wife are the only ones but we both into our respective stores and coordinate our meet up afterwards.
EyesOnThePies
I've done this for friends and family members of both sexes (I'm a woman), just basic people stuff.
Krenth
Why not shop with her. Make it an adventure. Hide in the clothes racks and hand things to her. WHAT ABOUT, THISSSSS.
Proboscidea4815162342
And... reposted:
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thecheerfulpessimist
Never understood why other guys won't go into lingerie stores with their SO. It's the best!
humbledham
Its better men dont go. Makes it weird a stfanger is leering at your underwear choices, and imagining it, if this site is anything 2 go by
socksynurse
They all chose to hang out with their wives, they are great husbands.
immaCanucktoo
I love the mutual shame that eye contact creates while approaching my seat on the mall's husband couches.
DrGonzo1805
Best are guys sleeping with cell in hand. You know you're waiting long when cell not fun anymoreand must sleep for survival. I salute you.
LawFiveGuy
You got time to lean, you got time to clean, Mister - my wife
hadtochangemyusernamesomyhusbandwouldntfigureitout
This is how I feel with my husband. And I don't mean Home Depot or Lowes, which I enjoy. He likes to look at EVERYTHING when shopping.
DapperDanAdoresYou
I shop with my GF and I enjoy it. She asks my opinion on clothing and I find legit reasons why I do or don't like it.
nsxbill
Been married for eternity but have Never been in that position, I don't get it.
baconsoup
I love shopping with my wife and she loves shopping with me.
iamthephantomlimb
#2 is George Lucas
TheRealJonSnow
I mean that is a comfy looking sofa
pbiersac
Came her to point out the same thing!
EvolvedMonkeyFlyingThroughSpace
on the set of Phantom Menace no doubt.
ThePineSquirrel
I hoped I would see it first
ilustreignorante
After watching Rogue One premiere...
knowfux
#1 Leonard Cohen .....
animevil
looks like kevin costner to me
Irejectyourrealityandsubstituteitwithmyown
I was looking for this in the comments, it's gotta be him
CoastieRoper09
You just made everyone scroll back up...
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
or you know, just click #2
zafith
I thought I was going to be all witty with your remark. Too late responding again!
ProceedsToDab
andyb501
I'm so lucky my fiancee hates to shop as much as I do.
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Does she totally love having sex with you too? Hahahahaha
andyb501
She doesn't seem to hate it. So I got that going for me...Which is nice.
Pyrokneticbeavr
As a guy I can tell y'all that if you actually take interest and help out with clothes shopping , it goes by faster and can be quite fun.
Pyrokneticbeavr
But if taking an interest in the stuff that you so enjoys is too much work, maybe you don't deserve to be in a relationship.
Flatcatbob
Otta just open a bar kiosk in the middle of the mall or a whisky n beer push cart with a monkey.
edzashed
You sir are going places with ideas like that probably jail but still
Flatcatbob
Indeed sir. Been places.Maine Spain an Spokane, sailed the world 3 times been to 2 worlds fairs even seen goats fuk in the marketplace.
vampyrita
Man I've been left to snooze in motorcycle shops waayyy more times than I've dragged my husband along to do any shopping with me.
Notanangelyet
So true!
The72ndRaven
Fuck that shit. I actively get in on the shopping! A lil sarcasm, some stupid commentary, a dash of appreciation (A mickey of rum) = FUNTIME
The72ndRaven
Engaging in the shopping together makes it waaaay more fun. Besides, I've learnt how to pick out items for The Lady, and I enjoy it!
MustardHeadmaster
Oooor you can engage with your SO and make it less boring for you and make her appreciative of you for engaging with her.
The72ndRaven
Amen!!
NotRainman1344
Jokes on her i fucking love shopping
celestedrake
And I as a female hate shopping. Do the shopping online if needed.
pacificwalrus
Yeah. Im the woman sitting with the blokes waiting in my partner to just fucking stop.
Derfboy
Well, there are exceptions. Also, I did notice that there weren't any lesbian husbands shown. And, believe me, there are lesbian husbands!
onetwothreefourideclareathumbwar
As a lesbian, I have never heard of this before, but I love it. Shall try and start a trend.
edzashed
The struggle is real but somtimes there is a magical place we can go and wait they serve beer and everything
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
Yeah.. this place. http://imgur.com/45fGBqX
edzashed
YES!!!! see thats what im talking about
SerenityForever
Yeah it's called your house. Why take someone unwilling shopping. Do stuff separately. The world won't end
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
The secret is that they want us to give an opinion before they buy shit.
ChillNGo
And then totally disregard it...
1NO1
Thats asking for trouble, "ya hunny take your time ill be at the bar grab me when ya done" lol good luck with that
Sobelimas
Never quite turns out that way. It's like you have to be in eye shot or something
1NO1
Right? They have a radar or something
Nuanra
I mean, if he leaves me with the credit card.
1NO1
Hahaha smart gal!
thatswhatyouthink
I'm so confused by your statement.
Nuanra
He go wherever he wants while I shop if I have access to his credit line.
thatswhatyouthink
Still doesn't make any sense.
edzashed
But by the time she done you dont give a crap lol plus she will be done a lot faster knowing your at a bar getting more drunk
Skibearbumm
No because she needs your opinion on EVERYTHING. Don't bother being a smart ass for fun that just pisses her off. 1-2
edzashed
Lol
Skibearbumm
2-3 "what do you think of this top" "I'm not a big fan of red." "well would it look good on me" "yea if all the lights are off"
Skibearbumm
3-3 conversation continues till "you are no fuckin help" "yup you are correct, soo can I go get a Boba tea and gamestop" she let me go =D
johnnyjd
Poor fucking bastards! I'm one of them...
whatifsomeone
Yeah, but at least they're fucking...
Skunkbeard
No, half of them are not.
nitebandit
Samesies
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Ditto
HavocWraith
Just seriously prove's that you love her. Good on you man. Keep it up
HitRunnerIpeedOnmyselfdunnowhattodo
Same here! ! BUT i ain't carrying no pocket book, she tried that when we got married, i went through it money went missing, never again
WillUleimi
Luckily I early had to deal with this.
PourquoipasWhynot
All those men should be at home cleaning the house and cooking. I hope they carry the bags at least.
Johak
Now all that we need is an animal edition. http://imgur.com/kqh4Akq
edzashed
Me 2
MackerelTex
Why do you guys go????
HothRebelsForLife
So that we support our SO's and they repay our patience with sexy time
edzashed
Becaise if we dont we may aswell be dead
MackerelTex
So if you suggest that you do something else while she shops, she gets mad????
edzashed
No its the fact that you left the house with her keeps her happy
Meckmester
I envy you
defeatingOrange15
I used to be... cut my losses tho now instead of blowing my money on jeans and purses I'm spending it all on tattoos
shakeyourbuddha
My greatest fear is to be married alive.
SanchoBlackout69
Yeah new one here. So how long do you have to sit in shops until you can tap that?
johnnyjd
You should already be tapping that before getting sucked it. You my friend are friend zoned!
EuphoricMadness
This is why my SO picks a mall with a bar in it... drops me off there and I'm all set
BeardlyScratchington
Lucky man! Got a keeper!
YamasGirl
I told my husband they need a place to sit at Lowes and Home Depot too. Or a puppy playing area...
Emonsta
Shut up.
anitabieror6
seriously i haaaate home depot
Barrezio
Agreed. As a husband myself, I get bored when we go to either of those places too.
Ardencroft
The problem with that is I never go to one of those stores without a specific list. Men dont "Shop", they "Buy" and then "Leave."
phoenixfromashes
speak it my sister
icollectstrangecoffeecups
Or a music store. If I go with my husband (which I somehow always end up doing) I end up just touching everything and walking in circles.
Fuzzynubz
Just pick out a toilet.
FreaksOnWheels
They do... patio furniture
jackisbored999
every home depot and lowes i've been to had sitting areas. is this not a common thing?
HothRebelsForLife
This is why we go early and leave the girly sleeping at home, get back, crawl back into bed and make things together later! Boom
HothRebelsForLife
But let's be real a puppy area would distract us all, shit I need a puppy
Dranton12
At the Lowes I work at the whole place is a puppy play area. Go VT Lowes!
BavarianGuy
There is, it's called the garden furniture section...
TheRaiderofRandom
My wife is always wanting to redecorate, so she makes a bee-line for the paint samples. I tell her if I can see it I'll paint it. !/2
TheRaiderofRandom
I'm colorblind. 2/2
Nntropy
Why would you even go? Last week I went to Home Depot without my wife because she didn't want to go. Simple.
YamasGirl
He goes shopping with me and I enjoy his company even though he doesn't like the my stores. It's called love.
Nntropy
Then my comment doesn't apply to you. Cheers to you and your loved one.
kapta3nklutch
Going to Home Depot, or anything of that nature with your man is one of the few times it's totally ok to invite yourself. (1/2)
kapta3nklutch
He's on a mission for what he wants/needs and is happy to have you there or you skip it cause he needs to find the best nut/bolt combo. ^_^
YAMAHAMMER
Absolutely.
UnwarrantedCalculus
"Honey, while we're on the way home from ____, I need to pick something up from Home Depot. It'll be quick. Just so I don't waste gas."
Nntropy
Doesn't sound like that scenario requires the seating mentioned above
sunyudai
Usually it's my wife saying "But I want to go with you!". I do agree that chairs are needed at every store.
youcantproveit
Difference: Me shopping "I need these X things, and know where they are" 20min. GF "I'll look at everything, and find what I want" 4hrs.
ReleaseTheKracken
Sit in the car then. Comfy seats, radio, we dont have to hear nagging and bitching
FreaksOnWheels
Who would nag and bitch? No respect or maturity?
ReleaseTheKracken
Whomever doesn't want to be in the store. If my gf wants to go in some stupid store and waste time, go ahead. Ill hang out in the car
ReleaseTheKracken
Whomever doesn't want to be in the store. If my gf wants to go in some stupid store and waste time, go ahead. Ill hang out in the car
inb4lolwut
Guys don't wander around in most cases. We need the thing, we go get the thing, we leave.
MasterKhajiit
I will admit... At the home center I like to look around. So my wife and I agreed to just not go with each other.
llamalibrarian
oh god, not my boyfriend. we can't go to the store together because i'm the get-it-and-go type and he meanders for ages
SlightlyFig
...I go to home depot for the express purpose of wandering...
capughe
Not my dad. He's known to enjoy looking at everything he doesn't need and also spending a long time deliberating.
leodavinci1
For every female saying this, you are wrong. All men need tools. Especially power tools. We aren't wondering, we're comparing capabilities.
SomethingIsntRightHere
Oh my god the deliberating, it just doesn't end. And then we go look at the thing we JUST looked at. Uuuuggghhhh.
capughe
not that I don't think men should enjoy shopping too*
Numus
Exactly.. We know what we went in for and our goal is to go in, find it, get it and get out as fast as possible.
inb4lolwut
Lol, I've already been downvoted for "mansplaining" my dude. Save yourself.
Numus
honestly never heard that term until it was on The Great Indoors. I love that show because people are so butthurt that 1/2
Numus
the things they are making fun of millenials for are pretty accurate. 2/2
ReleaseTheKracken
Its because half the people on here arent men. Theyre little snot nosed brats who get pissy and go downvote all your shit because they 1/2
ReleaseTheKracken
think fake internet points matter. Then the othet half is all the cool people who we would actually want to put up with in real life
erincpotterart
Unless you are my boyfriend and like going in to look at all the tools "I probably don't need but can't decide if I need or not" ARGH
BavarianGuy
Have him checkt for too much estrogen, guys normally don't do that in the store you do that on your pc... except for comparing tools though.
erincpotterart
He's super computer illiterate haha
Numus
most guys don't just "browse" the tool aisle. We only go in for what we need so that we don't buy other things on "accident". 2/2
Numus
That is not normal. If I see a tool, it doesn't matter if I don't need it or not, I will FIND a use for that tool. This is why 1/2
YukonGold
My brothers are like that. How the hell do they know where things are if they never wander around?
abbadactyl
I genuinely don't understand why other women take their men shopping! Who wants someone who doesn't want to be there?? Explain please.
litterboxjen
This also goes for couples who say the other "forced them" to watch a movie/tv show/etc. HTF does that work?Does neither of you have agency?
hitheremynameisshook
I take my wife to Victoria's Secret all the time. The ladies that work there have told me I'm one of the few men who don't rush their
Sobelimas
Insecurity, indecisiveness, flexing dominance, social entitlement, no concern for the other half, any combination of the above
abbadactyl
Thanks! That's interesting
hadtochangemyusernamesomyhusbandwouldntfigureitout
They secretly hate their husbands and use it as a form of establishing dominance over them. Or are truly ignorant about their SO's feeling.
abbadactyl
Ooooooh! Like Animal Planet! Fascinating.
hitheremynameisshook
Wives out of the store. Why would I? I pick out what I want to see her in. I don't understand these dudes.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
No one is actually holding a gun to their head, they wanna be there, some are already tired, some get bored. Couples do things together, not
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
just the fun and exciting stuff, but the boring stuff as well. Have you never been in a relationship long enough?
abbadactyl
Hah. Noooope. But actually I could never make someone sit bored and tired for hours, esp if I cared about them. But I like your perspective
RedPeggy
Well I have. Same guy for over a decade. He doesn't like clothes shopping, so I go alone, no biggie! He buys car parts on his own - it works
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
consider this. Housework is boring as fuck, shopping is boring as fuck, but each loves each other enough to tolerate it and help out each
abbadactyl
I dig it. I dunno it that level of awesome is true for every couple I've seen shopping, but I really love your positive perspective on this.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
other. When you're comfortable in a relationship, these things come naturally and unspoken.
abbadactyl
Thanks for sharing, I definitely see both sides now