80 pts ยท March 23, 2018
Yeah, somebody's momma is super proud today. Not mine, of course... :(
Dude I knew on another site worked in the EOD and would upload videos of them detonating Iraqi stockpiles. Fraking b-e-a-utiful!
love. Love. LOVE!
Same thing happened to a girl I worked with at a startup in the 90s. Sucked so hard when the company went bankrupt and she had to go home
I put my wife's thong like an eyepatch on while doing laundry... she told me they were my daughters. fml
Nothing like the feeling when your sprayer is on point and you can one coat the entire project. ++
I kept rubbing my eyes trying to get rid of the worms in my vision... they stayed.
While drunk one night, I stripped nekid and peed off the front porch. I told my wife the reason why was "so I didn't scare the cat". wtf?
I'm betraying my age when I say this was my first thought.
I freaking love this show. Amazing how they could make me laugh and cry in the same episode.
This is awesome, but makes me sad that I sold my Wrangler. RIP fun
I want to know how to make the friend.
Escrow is a beautiful thing, unless you're wondering why you're paying $1500/mo on a $150k loan. But then tax day comes by and you're golden
Your poor little fur baby :(
Few weeks after moving we see a guy slumped over in a wheelchair at the end of his driveway. As we get close, I see the gun on the ground :(
Three days later, I bring negative results from Labcorp, PO tells me they had like 50 positives and it was a bad batch. I was freakin out
Had a drug test come back + for meth when on parole. I immediately went down to Labcorp and got my own test done (within 30 minutes).
90% of my D&D chars are Neutral Evil... guessing I'm a dick irl
He'll bo ok after they flash his ROM
The Blaxican restaurant should have gone with "Nacho Momma's"
Can confirm, my daughter's pupper is half pit/boxer and this is totally her go to move
We used to do the same thing with non-dairy creamer. Sling a cup of it on a bonfire and whooooosh! No more eyebrows!
To imagine not being able to communicate with anyone... I mean, I know that feeling, but it's just because I'm socially awkward af
OMG TEH COOTNESS!
These people are fraking amazing. I know a marketing dude that can do this and I'm stupefied every time I watch him.
I have both! Well, actually, my daughter ended up with my Don't Panic towel but I still have the tattoo to glance at when things get sticky
We need to start a news network that plays nothing but heart warming and inspiring stories like this 24x7
This is flipping awesome! If I were a super rich dude I'd figure out a way to make this happen everywhere.
I don't know... saying Alex Winter is on;y worth $5 is kinda mean...
This is why overalls are the best thing in the world when you have a 3 & 4 year old sons.
Yeah, somebody's momma is super proud today. Not mine, of course... :(
Dude I knew on another site worked in the EOD and would upload videos of them detonating Iraqi stockpiles. Fraking b-e-a-utiful!
love. Love. LOVE!
Same thing happened to a girl I worked with at a startup in the 90s. Sucked so hard when the company went bankrupt and she had to go home
I put my wife's thong like an eyepatch on while doing laundry... she told me they were my daughters. fml
Nothing like the feeling when your sprayer is on point and you can one coat the entire project. ++
I kept rubbing my eyes trying to get rid of the worms in my vision... they stayed.
While drunk one night, I stripped nekid and peed off the front porch. I told my wife the reason why was "so I didn't scare the cat". wtf?
I'm betraying my age when I say this was my first thought.
I freaking love this show. Amazing how they could make me laugh and cry in the same episode.
This is awesome, but makes me sad that I sold my Wrangler. RIP fun
I want to know how to make the friend.
Escrow is a beautiful thing, unless you're wondering why you're paying $1500/mo on a $150k loan. But then tax day comes by and you're golden
Your poor little fur baby :(
Few weeks after moving we see a guy slumped over in a wheelchair at the end of his driveway. As we get close, I see the gun on the ground :(
Three days later, I bring negative results from Labcorp, PO tells me they had like 50 positives and it was a bad batch. I was freakin out
Had a drug test come back + for meth when on parole. I immediately went down to Labcorp and got my own test done (within 30 minutes).
90% of my D&D chars are Neutral Evil... guessing I'm a dick irl
He'll bo ok after they flash his ROM
The Blaxican restaurant should have gone with "Nacho Momma's"
Can confirm, my daughter's pupper is half pit/boxer and this is totally her go to move
We used to do the same thing with non-dairy creamer. Sling a cup of it on a bonfire and whooooosh! No more eyebrows!
To imagine not being able to communicate with anyone... I mean, I know that feeling, but it's just because I'm socially awkward af
OMG TEH COOTNESS!
These people are fraking amazing. I know a marketing dude that can do this and I'm stupefied every time I watch him.
I have both! Well, actually, my daughter ended up with my Don't Panic towel but I still have the tattoo to glance at when things get sticky
We need to start a news network that plays nothing but heart warming and inspiring stories like this 24x7
This is flipping awesome! If I were a super rich dude I'd figure out a way to make this happen everywhere.
I don't know... saying Alex Winter is on;y worth $5 is kinda mean...
This is why overalls are the best thing in the world when you have a 3 & 4 year old sons.