121 pts ยท April 29, 2016
I do not have any dinosaurs.
Step one: Fix. Step two: It.
There are dozens of us. Dozens
Dude. It's the rest of your life. Don't get a fucking divorce. Eph 5:25 This is yr opp to be like Jesus. love her. give up your life for her
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.
I'm not a large water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis. Did Steve tell you that? Hmm. Steve.
I'm the hip-hop-o-potomus, my lyrics are bottomless...
You have huge feet for a 1 year old
Yeah, that goes way better with steak. Hmmmm. Man, now I really want some steak. thanks alot.
Great. what can i bring? I hope beer. cause thats what I have
Lol. a second one. can I come over?
at least your username checks out :)
But not overused content... ok. Who am I kidding. We eat up this shit
Sounds like a personal issue, dude
not a bad edit. theres a lil jump tho.
You must have very good claw dexterity
I've thought this for a while. If your not religious, then why do it?
Damn. That's impressive
What's your dream job, @op?
Lol. boobs are made in the kitchen. I want that on a t-shirt.
Keep up the good work, tho! Somebody has to educate the masses.
This is why guys should always marry someone who gets up before they do.
5-1-5-0, Somebody call the Po Po.
Dogs cross this river every year to lay their eggs. DO NOT MOVE DOGS! You are not doing them a favor. Now this dog will never lay eggs again
you need to read romans 12 more carefully
Thats a very kind take on it. A more judgemental person might say if you're posting your body on the internet for upvotes...
Did you know there are more cars in lakes than lakes in cars?
Boy, you're not kidding about the barely posting thing, huh?
username...doesn't check out
is it on a toilet?
oh, great.
Step one: Fix. Step two: It.
There are dozens of us. Dozens
Dude. It's the rest of your life. Don't get a fucking divorce. Eph 5:25 This is yr opp to be like Jesus. love her. give up your life for her
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.
I'm not a large water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis. Did Steve tell you that? Hmm. Steve.
I'm the hip-hop-o-potomus, my lyrics are bottomless...
You have huge feet for a 1 year old
Yeah, that goes way better with steak. Hmmmm. Man, now I really want some steak. thanks alot.
Great. what can i bring? I hope beer. cause thats what I have
Lol. a second one. can I come over?
at least your username checks out :)
But not overused content... ok. Who am I kidding. We eat up this shit
Sounds like a personal issue, dude
not a bad edit. theres a lil jump tho.
You must have very good claw dexterity
I've thought this for a while. If your not religious, then why do it?
Damn. That's impressive
What's your dream job, @op?
Lol. boobs are made in the kitchen. I want that on a t-shirt.
Keep up the good work, tho! Somebody has to educate the masses.
This is why guys should always marry someone who gets up before they do.
5-1-5-0, Somebody call the Po Po.
Dogs cross this river every year to lay their eggs. DO NOT MOVE DOGS! You are not doing them a favor. Now this dog will never lay eggs again
you need to read romans 12 more carefully
Thats a very kind take on it. A more judgemental person might say if you're posting your body on the internet for upvotes...
Did you know there are more cars in lakes than lakes in cars?
Boy, you're not kidding about the barely posting thing, huh?
username...doesn't check out
is it on a toilet?
oh, great.