LCDJosh

24495 pts ยท December 13, 2011


My dad still insists that the only injury that day was a capital police officer having a heart attack.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The amount of money they lose by paying a higher wage is more than made up for in lack of turnover and more productive workers.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've said for years we should let Texas secede. All of the Trumpers can move there and we can induct DC so we don't have to change the flag.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I just finished pornhub, so this is coming just in time.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

China and Russia? Who'd a thunk it?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As a sailor who's underway bandwidth is shit and uses roaming profiles, this is my hell.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MIIIIIISTTEEEEEEEER SPARKLLLLLLE,!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NEXT!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice nice, play hard to get.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want a contract for the Pistons? Cause that's how you get a contract for the Pistons.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then they ate her

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got Xbone?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get it, obviously the concave wall works, why go back to no wall?

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

I took my baby to the vet for breathing problems, she died on the table. Neither one of us got to say goodbye :(

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't snooze you lose

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Downvoting because of project veritas, come back when you have a better source.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have produced outright lies in the guise of "documentaries" and planted a "leak" to WaPo to try to get a fake story published.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Project Veritas has also has a proven history of creating heavily edited and deceptive videos, their credibility is essentially zero.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what they should be teaching in schools instead of trig and asian history

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kony 2012

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU.....i was going to make that joke

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Anyone got the link to that guy that was irrationally angry about sunfish?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day guy asked for extra caramel in his milkshake. I was squeezing the stuff in the cup when the packet got wound around the mixer...yeah

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop, she doesnt like it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you want them to do? Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I feel bad for all of these except pandas. It's not our fault they won't fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So if I want to save myself the misery of outliving my pets I should get a sea urchin?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the best pictures I had of my old boy was him laying in a pond while going for walkies at his favorite place.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he had this much trouble with the sidewalk I can imagine the ladderwells weren't kind to him either.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0