I still miss my special boy.
My cat after I clean up his puke.
We're out of toilet paper because everyone making memes about not having toilet paper.
Thanks Imgur.
Two hours to go before my good boy takes his long nap.
When your wife sends a recipe that starts with "grease an 8 inch by 11 inch dish"
Yo Dawg.....
This is Monkey. Behold.
MRW ChefShwasty hasn't told me what happened at the meeting yesterday.
The world needs to know
In honor of all the good boys and good girls who have left us. Share pics of all those waiting for us at the rainbow bridges.
My dog rolls off his bed when he's sleeping and can't muster any fucks.
It's over 5 years old, but it still gets me everytime
Got sent out of town for a few weeks, my wife sends me update photos of Doggo.
This photo of my dog popped up in my "memories on Facebook" today. Thought I'd share my handsome boy.
Dad jokes are universal in every galaxy.
RIP Charlie Murphy, enjoy your pancakes.
February 1 2015. Never Forget
More like Alt Righthook.....AMIRITE!?!?!
MFW batman is masturbating in front of my sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
It was a simpler time back then.
Imgur's reaction to the news that Prince Harry and Emma Watson are dating
This'll get her in the mood.
SCUMBAG YOUTUBE REVIEWS
Seattle fans be like...
When I try to add a witty comment on Reddit and it says "you're doing that too much, try again in 3 minutes".
Got salmonella from eating raw cookie dough
Already there man.
There has to be someone else out there.
This is what we have to look forward to for the next four years.
Mom?
Good night, and good luck
Know your Bond girls
Know your Bond Cars
Didn't you hear me bitch?
MRW I come home from a long business trip and see there are still Javert posts.
I think my cat is going to kill me.
The dome of the Capitol Building must literally be reinforced in order to contain all the bullshit.
My favorite photo from my wife's bridal shoot.
Went to see a fight and a football game broke out
Giada De Laurentiis announces divorce
I had no idea this was real- Wayne Gretzky- Michael Scott
MRW I discover I've already paid a bill 2 weeks ago that I was going to pay this week.
You can say that again.
Verizon said I could upgrade my data plan and phones and my bill would NOT change at all ("Not one penny"-Verizon rep)
While watching the news today
With all the Ferguson stuff, this is getting drowned out in the news.
When you have the worlds attention, appearance matters.
What is this? Bizarro America?
Bring it back in 2015
Oliver Stone was right.
This application for Panera Bread is getting heavy.
STFU
When my wife comes home an hour after dinner was ready.