Kynolin

11894 pts ยท August 31, 2011


Arise, chicken!

It could use some more ripples at the bottom, but otherwise this is just great.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what does that make gold diggers? Gold quarries?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Go figure it out without dropping a car on yourself and ending your life. It's common sense."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess if you learn to manage money first, you can buy meals while learning to cook?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Define "something".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pizza is still better than no pizza.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL: I should buy a toaster.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need a way to get the dog to zig zag more, and then you need a way to replace that truck with a mower.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she helps him fix it, fantastic! We all know that's not who's helping him fix it. :(

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I don't buy beef from Walmart.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They 100% should. They already have KFC all over with giant colonel Sanders statues outside.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure what the point is. The human eye can't see more than four frames per second.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That vehicle is a tank compared to my car. Still wouldn't want to be anywhere near that thing!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, but you should say that in your title. It reads like this just happened which isn't true.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

How old is this? McCain is dead.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fold them even when I throw them in the hamper. It counts as folded if it bends at least once, right?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong, but we're still not folding shirts.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd like five Canadian breakfasts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please risk losing a finger so we know if you're single or not.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I hope for their sake you paid.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at the show my 500lb life. Those bodies aren't helping at all. It's all mind, and the body follows.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mindset won't come from the body. A healthy body helps, but nothing is likely happening with an unhealthy mind.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I spent way too long looking for how the helmet was damaged in a way that would kill someone.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought you started at 575 at first and was quite shocked/impressed. I was still impressed when I realized my mistake. Good work!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My dog is sometimes scared to go into our living room. This would be so much worse than when a towel fell off of the kitchen counter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad it wasn't tornado type weather. That shit is not as fun or safe as the comments sound. Seriously.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When other people say to grab a beer, what they mean is get inside, underground, the furthest possible. Like a basement.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the point is, find a way to make it possible, or you'll find it impossible when you need one and don't have one.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Forget declawing, delegging is all the rage.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2