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smittycoco
I didn't get it at first but then I realized they have free healthcare
delboy101
And its vegan
BeringerRD
Where does grilled cheese with tomato and bacon qualify as breakfast? I want to live there.
Imadethisaccounttopost
Add Texas Toast, and you got my lunch!
lurknsnipe
servered til 16:00...should have a Molson
kirmokum
i haven't seen a molson canadian in years.
marksmind
or they could get a beer
StarscreamAndHutch
I’ll have two please. Sorry.
Malakimajor
At least it's free, like our health care!
craggyp
oh man I want a pub sandwich now
ILikePenisPie
Just me seeing The hash brownies in The irish one?
HighImpactSexualViolence
Nice menu, I'll have a Canadian Breakfast and a Pub Sandwich please.
JoogsyMcDoogsington
A Western QLD breakfast is a smoke and a look around.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I thought a Canadian breakfast was 2 eggs, some toast, bacon, and a glass of maple syrup.
HerMajestysSecretButthole
I’ll take two full irishes please.
DanteHicks79
It’s glorious, but the “bacon” is more “Canadian bacon.”
ferb
Rasher bacon. Good in it's own right.
HerMajestysSecretButthole
I don’t mind it.
DaisyfromDownunder
There's only ever full Irish.
Halzjones
Circling done right.
WelllllIllBeDamned
Is that the free healthcare they mention about
bonemealtrapdoor
I want an Irish/English breakfast but have 0 idea where to find one by me
POGOTheOGOP
pint of tap water? Pffffffff. You mean a pint of maple syrup.
Kodaxmax
they are the same thing in canada
primalmammal
The price would be much higher. Maple syrup is f*cking liquid gold
TheGreaseyWaffle
Where the shit is my back bacon eh?!
airhorn
Almost the last thing you want when hung over is sugar (third to last, right after 'more alcohol' and 'salt'). You're dehydrated already.
Gianttesticlemonster
hiImyourcat
Heh. They're drinking VT.
Splitkitty
This was the first thing I thought of
crumblybutgood
Smooth
KevHolmes
The full Irish?! ... How dare you sir! That's the full English!
saintdanesbaine
Do vegetarians eat eggs?
budgerygarr
Yep. As long as it isn't an actual animal it's ok to eat. In theory should be free range only but I don't. I'm a scumbag though.
KaminoNeko
Some do, some don't. Since fertilized eggs aren't used, it doesn't go against most ethical vegetarians' ethics. Vegans will refuse, tho.
BLUEPHENIX31
Looks like the Shires menu
nothisisntme
Should be a litre
EinsteinIsaHardNameToRemember
Dart
EinsteinIsaHardNameToRemember
Then it's back to chorin'
Gianttesticlemonster
Mist3rMuffin
ImRockSoftRightNow
This is Robin Sparkles everybody... Favorite show but the last season felt so unfinished...
Nutsforputin
Thanks for that; I always thought that was Winona Ryder in that gif haha
idonthaveabetterusername
“let’s go to the mall!”
AC1D1C
That stupid ending..
jmmoore6535772
That pub sandwich sounds good enough to fuck
VoltronTheLegendaryDefender
agreed
HeadJamistan
Nope. Ceasar (Better version of a bloody mary) please.
myhappyanonplace
Hangover temendo for free so u can eat pretty smart
zdriver984
I'm in. Is it BYOB?
cuddlesdotgif
What’s the difference between an Irish and a full English breakfast?
merxman
The Irish Sea.
Duskymama
Full Irish usually has white pudding, full English has mushrooms and fried bread
BestestKobold
Free painkillers? Nice
JeepersMedia
squirreltactics
And human contact!
Riskyyoungskin
I have to agree. And who doesnt love a pat on the back!
RichardHanna
Free opioids for everyone!!!!
AwwDamn321
Beat me to it
efcmike1
As a Canadian, can confirm.
MidnightLouie12515
Depends...what painkillers are we talking about?
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
The Judas Priest kind
CaldariBob
Could be codeine...
NapoleonDynOmite
Percs
CaptainCanadasMoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
Xaldyn
Probably either acetaminophen or an NSAID.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Couple pulls on the swish
efcmike1
Nasty stuff
soulscythe
"I'll have 200 Canadian breakfasts, please"
shikolti
They proceed to slap you on the back with a sledge 400 times
Tsamane
Hockey stick*
Kittynomnoms
B-but... Each one only comes with one pat on the back...
koalagijtze
large quantities extras
jethroismaxbaer5772
I like that the vegetarian breakfast comes with eggs.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
...... probably because eggs are vegetarian.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Are they? I thought vegetarian was vegetables only.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
Thats vegan. Vegetarians still eat animal products, i.e. milk, eggs, cheese etc.
jethroismaxbaer5772
I'll be damned. Learn something new every day. Please forgive me, I'll probably forget and ask again one day.
GadenKerensky
Vegetarians don't count eggs as meat because 1) it's not and 2) commercial eggs are unfertilised. They would never amount to a living thing.