Kateness

40876 pts ยท February 24, 2013


Shut up, my comments are funny.

All the way up to Eternal Eighteens.

5 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

#46 "As a registered Republican..."

6 days ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

One of the most frustrating things things, for me personally, has been having to watch international media, political analysts, pundits, etc. continuously trying to view him and discuss him like he's just another politician. Like there's strategy, like there's meaning and thought and cunning to anything he says and does. Professional adults analysing and breaking down the poo-flinging patterns of an inbred rhesus monkey. He's not playing 4D chess, he's bewildered and angry that his diaper's full

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Them tippies do be tappin'!

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sleeping sperm whales is the one that always makes my hairs stand up.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's much easier to be horrible and commit atrocities when you don't think about it." - Wealthy sociopath.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not going away, it's just changing.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That Koozie picture is really making the rounds in all the meme dumps, huh?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking at the national voting percentages, I think there's a pretty massive chunk of people who, at this point, are too apathetic to be automatically counted as "good people." Sure, your county or district might be gerrymandered beyond belief, but it doesn't help that only 30% of eligible voters actually show up.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is telling though, I think, that the average reaction of people who look at that is probably "Yeah, that tracks."

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 ngl, I think that long rectangular middle piece would heal me.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uh I'm pretty sure the hamon is like a fancy ham.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... What did I miss in the previous quarter century?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#35 Everyone elects a real shit politician every once in a while, but the sheer number of them the US seems to churn out and then keep reelecting is stupefying.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to pretend the only thing I know about the US is that I think I heard they elected a child rapist as President?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Catshit: A situation that we accepted was par for the course and knew we would have to clean up

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That pup has the look of "I don't know why I did this, but I felt that I must."

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some crucial and excellent points being made here. Anyway, onto the next post!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh no thank you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They all probably have all of that.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, that's Mark Bonanno's stray man! RIP lil buddy!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You really have to be kind of dumb to look at a beaver dam and think "Yeah, a guy probably did that."

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's because it's recommended you have access to healthcare when you eat this, so it's not from the US.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even more lethal than the ones that obliterated Iran's nuclear program last summer?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my God, MVP!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lady, please, I know Carnotaurus from Disney's Dinosaur (2000).

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Censoring "wang" and "dong" was bad enough, but bleeping out the "snake" in trousersnake? God it makes me sad.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true, in Olympic ice hockey they do put out extra, empty goals next to the real ones. This is to confuse the players and make it harder for them to know which one to shoot at.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But I'm not used to thinking responsibly about the consequences of anything??" - Confused Americans.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4