JoshuAlternative

179 pts · April 26, 2016


What 4 years backing Trump does to a man.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nihoney Buzz-Gun don't play around.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're raising a generation of skeptics who will immediately assume every terrible occurance in life is a bit for the internet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After some of the other comments I've read today you could be talking about either the Ukrainians or American Conservatives.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You can do better, surely?

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Elon Musk be like "Hold my beer, I'm gonna be the Supreme Commander of Mars."

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It should be noted some of those Russian soldiers probably don't even want this war, but it's either that or the threat of imprisonment.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Free refreshers on the house.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm neurodiverse.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

If you look closely you'll notice it has it's arms over TWO goats!

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Please tell me you're not serious. I'm just gonna go with Poe's Law and accept that you're a moron on this one.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

It's a viral meme right now taken from the 60's Spider-Man cartoon.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...Who hurt you?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Those boobs are so poorly photoshopped.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because the architect who built it did it on purpose.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the rest? I literally just listed so many other things besides cheese and meat. Black olives, mushrooms, bellpepper, jalapeños, BBQ.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the down votes? This is perfect lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's just too perfect. It seems so normal in an ironic way. I wish all my friends and family painted their faces and we all just compared xD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg that's genius. "Happy little vomit."

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Why can't all my friends be like this. Matter of fact, why can't my LIFE be like this?! :'|

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uh...we usually have pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, hamburger meat and mushrooms. Sometimes olives and peppers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Would that make James Franco Snuffy?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How so? He was being forced to work against his will so, holding onto a shred of hope that the rebels will discover it, he built that "vent"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

See a therapist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's taking a long time to get to the point :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or they're just smart enough to know things were relevant far before that half-ass adaptation of some mediocre books.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

On this edition of My Strange Addiction...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0