Mar 1, 2018 8:27 AM
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SIRTOXIC13
There's no way to make certain what she drank, from her reaction to drinking it.
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
I had a couple of these freshman year lol
wabewalker
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT A LIZARD OR LOTION PERSON WOULD DO
bourbonandhappiness
v
BanGurHeaD
Wasabi
fishdinna
I used to know a girl that used contact solution bottles to smuggle vodka into music festivals lol
chaoticnuetral
Man that's like 3-4 shots...amateur
JAKETHESNAKE101
"We put the lotion on our skin or it gets the hose again"
7grims
she hasnt learned the dennis and dee system, wine in soda cans
mszom
she's getting lessons from dee lets just hope its not charlies understanding of it lol
Mizerii
That's a true alcoholic. Hiding it in lotion.. Hope she gets some help.
ajacks50
trebuchet11
If this is NYC you can just brown bag that shit
holycanoli1
Not one its always sunny reference?
zorb33
we all think it's alcohol.... but what if...?
TehGrimReaper
Too much work. Just pour vodka into a water bottle like a normal person.
Ughandi
more sake, more sexay
pastramionrye
Very... um, sneaky. Just take a flask like an adult.
Ankath
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
Luthr
noviusx
"huh, that's a thing I would do"
they kind of did, wine in a soda can, but yeah, he also drinks paint
DWGifWrecker
Why sneak in anyway? Its a train not a school...
labtob
this is actually kinda sad :|
mediocrejoker
It could be to keep warm on a frosty February morning though :D
JestPilot
My face is screwing with hers wonder wth she’s doing drinking hand cream. I can’t shake the feeling
AClkwrkStarfish
A professional alcoholic wouldn't make that face.
absoluteliquid
I thought this
fireeternal
May be it still tasted a bit like moisturizer?
johnwhoknowsnothing
Yes the New York I know and love
selkieselk
i'm i the only reprobate that used to sneak alcohol in soft drink bottles or make a flask of 'coffee' that was mostly warm rum?
Arkayb33
you mean like a normal person?
i thought so :/ But this post has made me worry for humanity :)
softestpants
In college, we'd make "special lattes". For Friday classes, booze mixed in the hot chocolate machine dispenser cups. Discrete and handy!
Gazto
TheDashingRogue
It's my show I'm Andy milonakis
jpb103
https://imgur.com/NIqOppw
madethistocommenttomakesure
love me some san pellegrino - dude probably
TinPanWarrior
‘AWOLNATION - Kill Your Heroes’ incase any of you fine people wanted to know where this Gif comes from.
DireSnails
ShaZam1269
That's begging for a crop and a Brazzers logo.
Karlkingofduckss
You’re begging for a crop and Brazzers logo
Majesticleese
Plot twist: it wasn't liquor, she just enjoys drinking lotion.
IndigoWendigo
Not for long.
thoushaltnotpass
Whatever it is, she doesn't seem to enjoy it
MyMomMadeItUp
Watery ass lotion
DoNotLookAtMyPostsForThereIsNone
It puts the lotion on its skin
Keramane
Yeah no, that legit happens up in Northern Canada. Hand Sanitizer, lotion, Mouthwash and hair spray can get you drunk/high.
dereklarsen
it's coconut flavored
SteveSteveSteve55
Bacardi 151 looks almost identical to listerine.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
"If it's good for my skin it must be good for my insides too"
Loadertron
It puts the lotion on is tongue or it gets the hose again.
flack9099
Thats why the face
TLC strange addictions is a thing so could be.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Had an acquaintance in high school who ate Vicks vapor rub. Out of the container. Kid was weird...
ihaveloudfarts
Or she just wanted to moisturize her mouth, dry mouth is a thing u know
highheelfetish
The moisturizer helps with BJ’s
LeSethX
Moisturize me
mrmessma
It's like a desert in my mouth! I'm gonna make it so dry.
scrubdub
Ill moisturise ur mouth ,':d
tehmarxman
How stoned would you even have to be?
7snowmen
could be aloe vera, it's non-toxic.
unti1x
Or she ate wasabi.
Plausible
I’ve got cream for dayssss for that.
zaboomy1
Guys like it when your tongue is like sandpaper. I’m gonna make it like a desert for you.
crespomodesto
It puts the penis in mouth
JasonForge
Or it gets the lotion again!
Would you suck me? I'd suck me. I'd suck me real hard.
Too direct... Goodbye penis... Such a good song
That was such a good reference from Fam Guy https://youtu.be/FRVDQvIronc
SIRTOXIC13
There's no way to make certain what she drank, from her reaction to drinking it.
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
I had a couple of these freshman year lol
wabewalker
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT A LIZARD OR LOTION PERSON WOULD DO
bourbonandhappiness
BanGurHeaD
Wasabi
fishdinna
I used to know a girl that used contact solution bottles to smuggle vodka into music festivals lol
chaoticnuetral
Man that's like 3-4 shots...amateur
JAKETHESNAKE101
"We put the lotion on our skin or it gets the hose again"
7grims
she hasnt learned the dennis and dee system, wine in soda cans
mszom
she's getting lessons from dee lets just hope its not charlies understanding of it lol
Mizerii
That's a true alcoholic. Hiding it in lotion.. Hope she gets some help.
ajacks50
trebuchet11
If this is NYC you can just brown bag that shit
holycanoli1
Not one its always sunny reference?
zorb33
we all think it's alcohol.... but what if...?
TehGrimReaper
Too much work. Just pour vodka into a water bottle like a normal person.
Ughandi
more sake, more sexay
pastramionrye
Very... um, sneaky. Just take a flask like an adult.
Ankath
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
Luthr
noviusx
"huh, that's a thing I would do"
7grims
they kind of did, wine in a soda can, but yeah, he also drinks paint
DWGifWrecker
Why sneak in anyway? Its a train not a school...
labtob
this is actually kinda sad :|
mediocrejoker
It could be to keep warm on a frosty February morning though :D
JestPilot
My face is screwing with hers wonder wth she’s doing drinking hand cream. I can’t shake the feeling
AClkwrkStarfish
A professional alcoholic wouldn't make that face.
absoluteliquid
I thought this
fireeternal
May be it still tasted a bit like moisturizer?
johnwhoknowsnothing
Yes the New York I know and love
selkieselk
i'm i the only reprobate that used to sneak alcohol in soft drink bottles or make a flask of 'coffee' that was mostly warm rum?
Arkayb33
you mean like a normal person?
selkieselk
i thought so :/ But this post has made me worry for humanity :)
softestpants
In college, we'd make "special lattes". For Friday classes, booze mixed in the hot chocolate machine dispenser cups. Discrete and handy!
Gazto
TheDashingRogue
It's my show I'm Andy milonakis
jpb103
https://imgur.com/NIqOppw
madethistocommenttomakesure
love me some san pellegrino - dude probably
TinPanWarrior
‘AWOLNATION - Kill Your Heroes’ incase any of you fine people wanted to know where this Gif comes from.
DireSnails
ShaZam1269
That's begging for a crop and a Brazzers logo.
Karlkingofduckss
You’re begging for a crop and Brazzers logo
Majesticleese
Plot twist: it wasn't liquor, she just enjoys drinking lotion.
IndigoWendigo
Not for long.
thoushaltnotpass
Whatever it is, she doesn't seem to enjoy it
MyMomMadeItUp
Watery ass lotion
DoNotLookAtMyPostsForThereIsNone
It puts the lotion on its skin
Keramane
Yeah no, that legit happens up in Northern Canada. Hand Sanitizer, lotion, Mouthwash and hair spray can get you drunk/high.
dereklarsen
it's coconut flavored
SteveSteveSteve55
Bacardi 151 looks almost identical to listerine.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
"If it's good for my skin it must be good for my insides too"
Loadertron
It puts the lotion on is tongue or it gets the hose again.
flack9099
Thats why the face
JestPilot
TLC strange addictions is a thing so could be.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Had an acquaintance in high school who ate Vicks vapor rub. Out of the container. Kid was weird...
ihaveloudfarts
Or she just wanted to moisturize her mouth, dry mouth is a thing u know
highheelfetish
The moisturizer helps with BJ’s
LeSethX
Moisturize me
mrmessma
It's like a desert in my mouth! I'm gonna make it so dry.
scrubdub
Ill moisturise ur mouth ,':d
tehmarxman
How stoned would you even have to be?
7snowmen
could be aloe vera, it's non-toxic.
unti1x
Or she ate wasabi.
JestPilot
Plausible
JestPilot
I’ve got cream for dayssss for that.
zaboomy1
Guys like it when your tongue is like sandpaper. I’m gonna make it like a desert for you.
crespomodesto
It puts the penis in mouth
JasonForge
Or it gets the lotion again!
crespomodesto
Would you suck me? I'd suck me. I'd suck me real hard.
crespomodesto
Too direct... Goodbye penis... Such a good song
crespomodesto
That was such a good reference from Fam Guy https://youtu.be/FRVDQvIronc