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Mar 1, 2018 8:13 AM
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manspeed
More like "If Sesame Street characters were attractive teenage humans". Which these things have an annoying tendency to be.
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. This makes me more uncomfortable than I can say. The world would be a better place without this.
TBenz20
GREAT... Now i'm attracted to the characters from Sesame Street...
Imwearingpantsipromise
*if sesame Street characters were in Gorillaz
Tabrias
As drawn by tumblr.
rynil2000
Where's Aloysius Snuffleupagus?
AngryYoungMan
Why ia Ernie and Bert holding hands. Stop it. Stop it right now. My childhood is barely holding together.
definitelyNOTabunny
Aww, Bert and Ernie are so cute.
JMaxGarage
Where is Grover? For some reason I always picture him black
ThatMarshalFangirl
Ernie's giving Bert them "fuck me" eyes. ;)
NlessWonder
Anthropomorphizing anthropomorphic characters.
kernell32
If sesame street was a Tumblr cartoon
KenGiffeyJr
walruspower
*opening lines to roster start playing*
Fatherdoodle
Get it together Grouch. Get a job Grouch.
shialabouf
Bitch i live in a trashcan!
vitaminRmademefat
BradyHarkonen
Oscar is the only one who doesn't have external tibial torsion
debunker
I never knew the name for that. TIL
Formalis
I found out today that Oscar the Grouch is officially coloured “Orange” and only appears green because of grime and moss.
Wrench86north
Ernie and bert are not gay .... they called no homo
GayPepeFrog666
Who's the artist?
mds308
Mr. Snufulupugus.
SincerelyHated
That's Mr. Aloysius Snuffleupagus to you.
AbottleofAuqafinaleftoutinthesun
Excuse blame but why does it look like bert and Ernie are the possibly gay best friends?
DescendingBear
Why do you think?
BrianBoyko
Cookie needs stubble.
wantednokes
How do I like double down vote?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
You can borrow one
ucandcantunc
Big bird is female.....
CityYeti
No, they refer to him as a male all the time
SexyPajamas
MrMcPewp
Cookie monster would be way bigger than that
DanQualeGarageSale
https://i.gyazo.com/ffe71739c7f076e0d4d898f7c9fdc456.png
Allworknoplay82
Sesame Street should just be renamed Elmo's Street. He totally monopolizes the show now.
CityYeti
He's the character that most kids relate too, him and abby. Of course there are episodes where he's not in it
CaeJay
Street? Think bigger. Elmo's World.
freezingpilot
Not going for the alliterative appeal of Elmo's Empire? For shame.
CaeJay
I would have...if Elmo's World wasn't legitimately a thing.
curtan309
I for one welcome our new puppet overlord
fadecomic
Isn't Elmo supposed to be around 3 years old, though?
SjorsM
I think they're all supposed to be children in the show, even Oscar.
HipopopotamusTheHipHopHippo
Yes. And Big Bird is 6.
kittykat25909
Big bird looks high? have you looked at cookie monster? hes so high hes touched the sky reading rainbow kinda high
tagdamaki
Anything's possible when you don't have a pair of shoes holding you back
fishdinna
But... what about snuffy?
IDGAFtheApathetic
Cookie monster is so high, he jumped into another children's television series.
kittykat25909
im glad someone caught that :D
Ecastillo
Theory: the entire show is seen through his eyes as he trips on acid
tmac804
Cookie Monster is on a next level trip right now
JoshuAlternative
"WOAH. BIRD. BIG MAN. THIS COOKIE. BRO HAVE YOU EATEN ONE OF THESE THINGS BRUUUUHHH THESE ARE JUST INCREDIBLE."
Deathkiss09
Haha I read that whole thing in Seth Rogan's voice.
JoshuAlternative
Would that make James Franco Snuffy?
Deathkiss09
Please yes! XD
curtan309
I'd watch that movie
jmega
Wheres Grover?!
LowFucntioningSociopath
They didn't want to draw a pedo.
Saltboot
My thoughts exactly! By far the best character on Sesame Street.
atarujun
I really wanted Grover he's cute.
jmega
Yeah as a kid I've always liked him and his uncontrollable scraggly arms.
zxms
Off groving somewhere I guess
zxms
Possibly in a grove
JeremyPeevin
How is it that I can still fucking tell that "Elmo" is annoying as fuck.
Sauroctonus
Because he's Elmo.
Ikillmiceforaliving
I love Elmo
acunninglinguist
... I like Elmo :(
GriffithDidEverythingWrong
you can see his smile unravaged by time
GriffithDidEverythingWrong
the motherfucker
Slothonym
KWJester49
Because he's happy, and it annoys you that other people can find happiness in the world when youre stuck with your life
iHveNoCleverName
Because he looks like the main character to a series. Just look at his hair
BillWeenus
Suck dong. Elmo could whoop your ass.
JabberMoxie
He's walking around with a goldfish bowl. Like, he couldn't be trusted with a dog or cat, but he's determined to bond with the fish. Ugh.
JHawke
But... walking around with the bowl stresses the fish.
JabberMoxie
My main reason to hate.
MayorMcWeed
Big bird doesn’t mind, he’s high as fuck
LetsFlamingle
... was that a pun?
PmMeNiceTits
So is cookie monster. How else would cookie monster have the appetite for all those cookies?
GoldenSour2
He's a ginger
Diclac
And Black kids habe no dads
alabamaredhead
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy shhhhhh it’s okay we’re not that bad
miniminimoooo
thats deep
LetsFlamingle
As a ginger, can confirm
MinDuChiJDG
As a ginger, I can confirm this confirmation
Chrmr
As a ginger, I can confirm the confirmation of this confirmation
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
Who hurt you guys
imp00ping
a ginger
Diclac
Thats insulting
GoldenSour2
Is Oscar a homeless Vietnam war vet who washes windshields with old newspapers for spare change?
KenGiffeyJr
C141Clay
Oscar: https://imgur.com/qd5W3Kt
secretbison
His cousin Moishe Oofnik is an Israeli car bum who's seen god-knows-what
Magicflutefreddie
Look, he's all grimy.
SamuraiSugar
Maaan, at this point it's prolly an Iraqi war vet.
CaptainMorganTheFreeman
pewpewgotcha
Get it together grouch!
IAmPrettyBored
There's a whole world in there though
KenGiffeyJr
Yes
m1k3tv
his first appearance was 1969 so that would make him a Korean War vet.
WhyPickAName
And Vietnam. There were Americans there from the late fifties to 72, but the official "policing action" took place mid sixties to 72
StarkeRealm
Technically, the 40s. The Japanese land offensive ground itself to death in Vietnam in '42 or '43.
WhyPickAName
And the French had been trying since the 19th century.
StarkeRealm
Yep.
SoHungryICouldEatAtArbys
No that's Spongy from King of the Hill. He's been homeless ever since Ronald Reagan kicked him out of his mental hospital.
Ratchr
This drawing makes him look like the lead singer of Gorillaz.
KrondaxDrakhien
I thought he looked like Murdoc from Gorillaz
ProxyPlayerHD
I thought he was a Timelord.... i mean he has a TARDIS
AFelineMassofEyes
That trashcan is waaay bigger on the inside, you're right
CityYeti
No, he's just a grouch. They're a race of monsters that love everything you don't. He's meant to teach kids that you can be friends with
CityYeti
someone even if you don't agree with everything they like
The1stBellicose
Only in America. Other nations treat their vets with the respect and dignity that they deserve.
ConnorG56
Ehh well not really, not in the uk at least
KerkylasOfAndros
Which ones?
Samoht
I grew up believing Bert and Ernie were brothers or cousins. I don't remember anything to imply they were a couple.
TiroDvD
Friendship is the biggest casualty of the Sexual Revolution.
concorde77
I thought they were just roommates
AgolfHiller
The writers had this to say about it: 'They're not gay, they're puppets. there is nothing under the belt'
ClickbaitOhHaHa
It doesn’t say they're gay on this art... They could just be friends or cousins holding hands (PS: tumblr just makes everything gay)
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Isnt their an addendum to Rule 34 that Tumblr can make anything look gay?
strawberrycocoa
People make them out to be gay just because they live together. Those people probably never had to get a roommate to split the rent.
Imalwaysready
Did you sleep in the same room as your roommate and do, like literally everything, together?
strawberrycocoa
You just described a college dorm.
GrammarBolshevik
But they're not in a college dorm
strawberrycocoa
And you're deliberately pretending you don't understand basic analogies. Stop trolling, or at least be more clever about it.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
There was nothing. People are just obsessed with making characters who are friends look gay
GrammarBolshevik
Friends with the same sleeping arrangements as the Cleaver parents <3
maliciousGman
Tweak X Clyde
AnarchistAbe
You shut your whore mouth motherfucker! Tweek X Craig 4 lyfe
maliciousGman
I always get those two confused.