Jollyghost

558 pts · September 28, 2014


something about yourself!

It's not the that one you want to watch out for, nor is it the second… it's the Third Reich.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are 3 types of people... ones that can count and ones that can't.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop stealing from your parents

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to dream of doing this 8hrs a day, 5 days a week. We used to get up half an hour before we went to bed, go to work for 25hrs a day

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I did

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Internet has taught me that there probably is an alternate version with something else in place of the toothbrushes

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Not even close, Spud Gun

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scaring the snake

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

It was jizz-t a thought

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sorry i left the bath running

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Audi cars belong to cocks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Punbelievable

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Well birds can shit while they bloody fly

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AGolfHitler... Does he play Nien Holes?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I cannot deal with these

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The fact they have relationships...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also had an MRI scan... no idea what that's like either

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only time i have been in one(a year ago yesterday, happy anniversary of near death) i had a concussion, i have no idea what its like. :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

collaborate and listen

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now in my family... we have a Golden Retriever that thinks shes a cat..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone stole my teddy bear

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

Does he sell merch unlicensed?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LSD

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Someone stabilise on the hips

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

WHO'S GETTING A NOSE JOB?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

22 flavours of titty milk

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sneeze

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0