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… so why do you text and drive?
Jul 16, 2017 7:39 AM
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… so why do you text and drive?
Raileks
I used to read while walking all the time as a kid. Never ran into anything. Then I tried to read a phone and walk and suddenly *crash*.
IAmTheGorilla
Which is why I do neither. Safer that way.
livingcheeseburger
HowCurious
I can
bachterman
they're very important persons.
UnrealPie
Im kinda guilty of running into someone's car in a part walking while I was texting. They were in the car. Very concerned.
KlumsyNinja
1st guy was an asshole for walking in the middle
skyplex
This... this is gold Jerry
Scobbo
Why can't people use their peripheral vision? I text and walk and I don't walk into shit.
squirrelfury
Also not smart enough to memorize things when they glance up.
WhiskeysQuicker
Guy kinda leans into that one.
fullofwastedpotential
So if i can text and walk...?
Splittmark
We know.. They are still both being Idiots. Atleast not a car
tdawgcatfish
I favorited this because I thought it was hilarious. Then I saw the end. I feel kind of bad for laughing
BigSnicker
Needs more upvotes.... I almost missed that. :-O
HydraNova
Psh. You flithy casual peasant. I don't feel bad at all
farny99
but i can txt and walk
circlebreaker
What is this, a GIF for ants?!
DevoAtTheServo
This, if anything on the FP today, should have more upvotes.
Trentski
Does @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac have another account? This is a solid PSA!
lurkerburzerker
what about the woman that fell into an elevator?
BeeStingsAndHoney
That was pretty intense. But seriously, so many people are getting hit by cars these days, please look up.
QuackDodgers
So many drunk drivers in the comments
Affray
If I have to text while walking I become hyper vigilant and spot check every other second. Driving on the other hand is just a bad idea.
RVME
This is a new communist trick called phone-trapping. It culls the lower 30% of the IQ spectrum.
TenebrisZ
The only time i've ever done something like this was when I was walking while reading a book, ironically enough.
SivoServoDommyDervo
You've gotta feel like such a twat after walking into something while texting. Nobody can look cool doing it
donnydruid5
NeuralNet
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O51f1BZKPoo
mvp84
Omg is that girl Ok? Is that accident real? :(
illknowsoonenough
Some of the people who survive their own stupidity advocate against that thing. She probably gave permission or even encouraged it.
PenisShapedPoops
If it wasn't real then it was really well done, but it's also a case of who has a camera looking at them in their car?
TwoCheese
Russian narcissists?
PenisShapedPoops
Sweet band name bro.
OliverClothesoff70
I imagine she's OK. It's highly doubtful they'd use it in a commercial like this otherwise.
homiedudemanguy
i honestly don't get why people text and drive in the first place. like seriously, how important is it that you risk your life and others?
YourUserNameIsWittierThanMine
*They
SodiumCyanideCupcake
The more this gets reposted the smaller the frame becomes
BritishBatman
I honestly don't understand running into things while texting. Do people really have that little focus?
squirrelfartsy
Yes
QuackDodgers
Ehh, the mindset that you can do it perfectly fine when in reality it's just as dangerous for you to do it is a pretty slippery slope
JRedBear
Worked on a college campus and it was possible to sneak a fork lift up behind a person walking and texting.
awholelotofnothin
They're focusing too much on one complicated mental/physical task instead of the other. Which is why you don't play COD while you jump rope.
BritishBatman
Well yeah. Cause both CoD and skipping require two hands. I could defihitely walk, play CoD and focus on the path. It's only three things.
awholelotofnothin
Walking is a complex motor function that depends on visual spacial analysis and threat awareness. Multiple things = one action.
awholelotofnothin
Texting - or call of duty - is a complex motor function that ALSO requires visual spacial analysis and intense attention to detail.
awholelotofnothin
So unless you're a chameleon or seriously wall-eyed, or have super-human peripheral vision - your eyes physically can't do what you claim.
BritishBatman
sure they can, 's not like I'd be wearing a VR head set, I'd still be able so see around the screen. Like with texting, it's real easy.
awholelotofnothin
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2388351/Texting-walking-blamed-nationwide-increase-pedestrian-deaths.html
Tufartman
Horses can poop while they walk
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
I learned that the hard way being behind them in the Fiesta Bowl Parade. I was spinning a flag and we had splattered shit on our faces.
DiggerPlease
So can I, unintentionally, as I learned in Vietnam after a dodgy meal.
PrestoGC
Birds don't realize they poop while flying
Tufartman
Who asked them
Iknowphotoshop
Horses also don't need to squat, and have 4 legs.
ZedEhBee
I hope this is the message people take from the post
Jollyghost
Well birds can shit while they bloody fly
kamosey
But can they do it while they drive?
IAmTheGorilla
HateMeFuckYou
Can also eat while sleeping.
highnatized
But can they text while they poop?
mavruda
Can you fart and squeeze the same time? No ? Just as I thought. Now don't text and drive
DrakeRamorayMD
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
GermanTranslation
Pferde können kacken, während sie gehen.
Qf387c
Big deal, so can I.
shadowze
And fart .... fart a LOT
anthaneezy
TIL I'm part horse.
insongwhang
I know I can
foozlewastaken
You can too as pooping takes less effort as not pooping if you need to
Tufartman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMCaOr9KecY
joshposh27
I'm a bit wary of following that link.
DarkBusterBaron
The worst part about it is the guy makes it all inspiring and boring and takes the fun out of it with too much talking.
foozlewastaken
it's fine actually, mostly talking and a couple of pictures which are a little graphic (nothing like usersub graphic though).