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Shit got REAL....QUICK
Jan 27, 2018 4:10 PM
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Iamfergy
Kagasus
I think snake scares the shit out...
TanstaaflTovarisch
Honestly, there better have been a bonus in that for her. Those things are not to be fucked with...
Gingefro
Begone THOT
silentmasturbator
"BEGONE THOT" - snake probably
Chev8t8
The anaconda DON'T
RoutemasterFlash
I'd tap that asp!
sublimeloveslou
I just learned what an asp was yesterday while reading about Cleopatra. I love learning new words and seeing them in real life.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
https://imgur.com/qDt1VQm
alsoAzrael
Did you drop one?
mikeatike
A more talented cameraman would have used compression to make it look like she was near the snake when she was actually far away.
mikeatike
Also it would make the snake look HUGE.
pterodactylptime
"Cut that shit out, Erica. We're in a restaurant!" -snek probs
Imreallynotok
hereunironically
That jiggle tho
missojennie
Ehab1991
that looks painful
sandbreather
WeirdOneWithaWhip
Guess he didnt want none
alsoAzrael
That snake didn't have buns, hun.
LosPer
Treblaine
snek:
ferengischoolofbusiness
I'll fold you like a piece of paper, bitch, ($nake probably)
moon35man2000
gimmesomethinggood
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Always upvote Bill Hader.
HubicPairs
always upvote someone that says “always upvote bill hader.”
FrequentListenerFirstTimeCaller
Fearections are best erections.
NEEDZMOAR
*
SeriousCloud
I miss Bill Hader
KonaDarbles
thisguy79
It bugs me every time. He is clearly saying aroused but the caption says horny.
Davedavedavedavedave
Funny and boobs? Let's ride this post to the front page, boys!
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
This post has no breaks kid, hope you got a solid grip.
TheOneTrueRing
Holy hell that kid's nuts!
kingjurian
She who is?
mrpumbaa
Where's this guy when is need it
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
Fucking popped the snake for striking at him. Laughing my damn ass off over here.
OverpricedCrayon
If thats who i think if is, he’s been bit and almost died before. The venom ate a hole in his stomach.
depdk
if he's not who i don't think he isn't. then they probably didn't not.
MajinXenu
I thinkn't
carkuffb101
stainless steel balls!
mikeatike
Bad snake!
theitinerantnaturalist
@phalanxyxy
GeneticallyModifiedOrangutrump
Erdnussbier42
Ima dirty iraqi by rucka ?
ThePastor0fMuppets
Dat username doe
Wellshiet
This needs to be a tv-show. Now.
WellThatsOriginal
redfish225
BOOM!!!
AnusReadyToBeRavaged
Frackin Toasters coming over here stealing our bread!
jquick69420
Lololol
connectingthedots
Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p/BWs1G5RFb7x/
Mordanzibel
ty
zamirovski
Why is this not top comment?
dcfrenchstudent
save
HereIGoLurkingAgain
nasukkin
I dunno; there was an article in the news recently about a guy who got choked to death by his python.
ThisIsLiterallySatan
“Why you do dis” - snake probably
Mockingbirb
That's a nice snek, not danger noodle
nanananananananah
Nek Snek
AlltheSarcasm87
Those aren't nostrils(snakes smell with tongue), they're heat sensing organs like what a pit viper has...
NiceMemeYouveGotThereBeAShameIfSomeoneWereToStealIt
snek.exe has stopped working
quattroformaggix4
Explain the difference?
lickwidghost
Noodles are edible strands often made from wheat or rice. Rope is long braided strands made from synthetic or natural fibres
quattroformaggix4
Double sigh. shouldaseenthatonecoming.gif
quattroformaggix4
Expecting “Noodles are edible strands often made from wheat or rice. Rope is long braided strands made from synthetic or natural fibres”
metzershmit
Danger noodles are venomous, nope ropes are constrictors/ non venomous.
quattroformaggix4
Thank you metzershmit *bows*
Balenar
If it can kill you easily it's a murder noodle, if it cannot kill you easily it's a nope rope
quattroformaggix4
Thank you human Balenar. See, I always thought a nope rope was a thing you ran away from screaming ‘nope nope nope nope’ cause dangerous.
SwitchPup
People who are afraid of snakes often react exactly that way, even if it's non-venomous.
quattroformaggix4
A friend has a nice snek. Does it stress them or hurt em to bite? I’m keen to know what it feels like but only if it’s ok for snek.
chesirecats
Noodles are edible strands often made from wheat or rice. Rope is long braided strands made from synthetic or natural fibres
quattroformaggix4
Sigh. lowhangingfruit.gif
Mockingbirb
DancingPanther
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
quattroformaggix4
See. Things like this. I was wallowing in tears & self pity. But now I’m laughing so hard teary snot is going everywhere. Thanks imgur <3
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
hatethisbit
Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes.
Leithoa
Calm down Gimli, that's a cobra. They just want a kiss https://i.giphy.com/media/EFbiHPl1MiO8U/giphy.mp4
donkeymoney
Bro! We're here to see magic, not you making out with the damned thing.
symmetry7
What are you talking about, that is clearly a cobra.
igoslow
i’d say according to that pun it was an asps
Leithoa
You're out of your element Donnie. It's an Indiana Jones reference.
etcnotect
I think it's a spitting cobra
XXXassclown
SNAAAAKE......SNAAAAAKE!!!!!
sheepprince
aeiou
domestomp
BranDohCalrissian
Funny, I've played the shit out of MGS, and that comment made me think of the skinny dipping scene from Mulan
mineisanevillaugh
Fission Mailed
Lordwigglebuttom
CaptnRobAnybody
Mushroom ....Mushroom
Blacole1985
It's a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mal5341
Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter
ProbeGT
It's a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mikeatike
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
LokiShinigami
GAME OVER. Continue? [Yes] No
shimmernshine
GAME OVER. Restart and be forced to view an unskippable cinema for the 10th fucking time? Yes [No]
LokiShinigami
If Hideo Kojima had only 1 flaw, it's that. Fucking 3 hours of unskippable cutscene.
napsmear
Boo..
neutrik
NobleUplift
Better than the original.
37PiecesOfFlair
Lashrman
Ha ha that is great
GeneralGrievouss
Made me laugh so hard one of my ears popped +1
alsoAzrael
This is significantly better than the OP and needs to be its own post. Sorry OP, but you can't beat this one.
AHopelesslyRomanticBOOB
This is gold
averagestudent69
IamTheNesT
ThreeTwoOneUpvote
bippityboppityBACON
ActuallyJoeyFromFriends
eagle193
What was Bernie originally doing?
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Wait, I remember seeing gifs of him being on a show and I think a latinos skirt from the rear busted open when he did that boo expression
Jollyghost
Scaring the snake
HotDamnit
His best
Draevan13
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Boss
Metallica93
This is my new favorite .mp4. Thank you.
OurLordAndSaviorGabeNewell
FunkyKick
i really want to know what was really going on with Trump there
DildoHaeuptling
Bernie
ILikeGamesToo
Takavos
There was a bald eagle on a stand just chilling on the desk, he did the motion and the bird reacted badly to it and snapped at him. Funny af
circlebreaker
Birds of prey like their personal space
DanceFail
. Yes
DukePony
That’s from the photo shoot with the eagle. The eagle hated Trump, and kept trying to attack him
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Yep, the editing is good, but its not actually real
nopost
If that isn't a sign, then I don't know what is...
professsionalsnootbooper
MasterKatarn
Couple that with a small bird landing on the podium where Bernie was holding a speech and you know what nature thought about it all ;)
bcam23
Reminds me of prom night...
godofnope
That usually happens when you whip your snake out when people aren’t suspecting it
calebvonb
Ayyyeee lmao
destinychopsticks
I get it. Because the snake is a metaphor for your penis.
Kmac44
justforth
Oh, boy, here it goes...
Cantarines69
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
LennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tehaoer
Whiping your snake out withou warning usually works this way.
Corin
That's why you gotta go full nude: The Naked Man.
RootEnoch
sahdad
Were you the dancer or the snake?
bigbattaboom
This will definitely be reposted with this caption
knightswillbekings
quattroformaggix4
Hahaaaa, what a little bitch. Fuck, I woulda been walloped for that tantrum.
quattroformaggix4
One or two more revolutions and little dude would have still got his pole in a hole.
PleaseLeave
So you got scared because your girlfriends dick twitched
SaraMouse257
Lol what's been up with all the girl dick talk lately? It seems to have taken imgur by storm.
ObliqueRay
Never change, Imgur.
besn
Wouldn't you?
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
Mockingbirb
Nopestillnoteatingthat
Nopestillnoteatingthat
Every time
nashpotato
You do not know da wae
Nopestillnoteatingthat
I spit on you!! Ptoo! Ptoo!!
Mockingbirb
Skirt snek
RDS08
I guess she's happy?
OhWowYouCanChangeUsername
Her dock is bigger than mine
OhWowYouCanChangeUsername
I think that was my phones way of saying "do you work at the fucking harbor?"
Purkitten
Wonder what kind of snake is under there.?
Mockingbirb
One-eyed, I guess.
Honeybadger2198
Traps are gay and you're all going to hell you heathens.
TheLastSithposter
heaven for the weather, hell for the company
BrokeGuy
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HitlersKDratio
Wow this is quite a funny way to put it. +1
skroemt