JCaf

2397 pts · September 11, 2015


Thaaats the answer I needed :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cream is light yellow... And butter is also yellow (hence why they dye the marge)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well... shit. I'm literally moving to Spain on Saturday. I don't want to live in red! I come from England, I live in rain!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is that butter white?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was killed on the road near our house; he was taken to the vet and we tracked him down. Thank you for being the one who cared :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good idea - flyers are in print, and we've notified all the vets in the area via PetLog. Called the local PDSA, but shelter tomorrow!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I liked the bit where it realised it was surrounded... there was a brief, "Uh oh..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His litter box IS the outside. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then you discover they're 'essential'.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love these tool restorations... but in this instance, safety first. Buy a new hatchet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He obviously read the manual

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those look tasty as fuck. Now I want noodles

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a post-wank self image crash with a side of social anxiety... basted in alcohol and wishful thinking

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL UK firefighting has a diversity crisis :S

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

I hope it's good... I need it to be good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pupoose

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 Bet you you can't

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mine goes yellow when it wants me to fund a for dealer (service) or red if something is actually wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The difference between jam and jelly is that Americans don't know jam is usually made with pectin.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

10/10: Would use as digital assistant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This APC was truly a piece of shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Is there any wine left?" "Noooope" °o√

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trex strategy: 1) lie down 2) roll

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*bots

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is only actually an improvement if we can lose the human. Self driving, GPR equipped maintenance votes, please

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't those contact irritants?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duchess?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Open all lockers, rifle all bins, and enter every home. Steal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0